Global Warming News

From Real Science.

US Having Its Coldest Six Month Period Since 1912

(To date, October-March temperatures are the coldest since 1899 – but they will rise some before the end of the month – and may pass 1912.)

77% of the US has been below normal temperature since October 1.

“The science is settled” – Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW.

Of course, all of this cooling is being caused by global warming. We better hope it doesn’t get much warmer or the Great Lakes will completely freeze over.

Sound Familiar?

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Got it from Ron.

Obungler, like Putin, has a legislative branch who will rubber stamp all his demands. Fortunately, the Republicans took over the House but the Senate gives him everything he wants. And now the Dimocrats who did rubber stamp his demands and marched in lockstep are worried because it turns out a lot of voters don’t agree with his agenda. They felt good about electing a black president twice, but they didn’t realize behind the smile and the soaring TelePrompTer reading lurks a rat bastard commie who hates the country he rules. There’s still a long way to go until November and the Stupid Party will prolly figger out some way to screw up the election.

Henri 2, Paw de Deux

Sorry that there was no music today. Instead, here is a funny cat video sent to me by either my sister or my bil. They don’t always sign their emails. Lucky Claudia. She gets to laugh at this in both English and French.

Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

Pat sent me this one.

An uniformed voter was driving down the street and rear ended the car in front of her. When the driver of the car got out he turned out to be a midget (in honor of approaching St. Pat’s maybe it was a little green midget). He said, “I am not happy”.

The uninformed voter said. “Then which one are you?”

Be careful if you tell this joke to an uninformed voter. You may have to explain it to him/her.

AOTW 3-14-2014

Lot’s of assholiness going on this week.

Roseanne Barr thought it would be cute to tweet the address of George Zimmerman’s parents. WTF did they do? They had absolutely nothing to do with the death of St. Trayvon of Skittles. So now, Zimmerman’s parents have had to go into hiding. Liberals are really vicious people aren’t they?

Diane Feinstein is now upset that the gummint, in the form of the CIA, is snooping in her email. So now she’s upset? It doesn’t bother her that the NSA is listening to us or the IRS is going after enemies of Obungler, but when it’s her and her staff it’s a big thing. It’s just like her wanting to disarm citizens but she has a concealed carry permit. Fucking hypocritical bitch!

Flipper had talks with the Russian foreign minister about Ukraine and the Crimea. Lavrov essentially told Flipper to go fuck himself. C’mon. What’s Obumbler gonna do? Draw another red line? Putin knows Oblunder is a pussy and he can pretty much do whatever he wants. BTW Flipper, when are you gonna release your service records like you promised? I’d really like to see the writeups on your three purple hearts.

What about these racists?

An event meant to celebrate diversity and combat racism at a Washington state community college has been cancelled after a flier emailed to guests said white people weren’t invited.

Irony. You guys let the mask slip. You’re the racists and you hate white people. Most of us know that Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) is just affirmative action with a different name. Affirmative action got a bad rap so they just renamed it and threw a bone to crips, women, gays, and Hispanics, but it’s really about blacks. Why do I say that? Look at who is in charge of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) at your company. In most cases it’s a black dude or a black dudette. At IBM they even created a VP in charge of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). Of course, he was black.

When liberals talk about free speech they only mean speech they agree with. Just recently Condi Rice was scheduled to speak at a college commencement. The students protested. Rice is not their idea of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Thomas Sowell nailed it when he said that when someone talks about Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) at a university, ask him how many Republicans there are in the Sociology Department. Brilliant. Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) and white guilt gave us Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. He is the result of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) meeting the Peter Principle. Hows that working out?

But the topper is this guy. Thanks to T-Rog for the link.

A Colorado man, despite acknowledging that he’s lucky to be alive after being trapped in a submerged car, has filed an intent to sue his rescuers for half a million dollars.

Roy Ortiz filed his intent to sue the county of Boulder and his rescuers for a tentative $500,000 as a “preservative” measure, his attorney, Ed Ferszt, told ABCNews.com.

Ferszt said the county should have closed the road during floods in September. He said the first responders were also included because they did not realize Ortiz was trapped in the car until they prepared to lift it out of the water.

What a fucking asshole. And do ya want to hear the kicker? This dipstick is an illegal alien. He should sue himself. If he weren’t here illegally, he wouldn’t have run off the road. Throw his case out of court and while they’re at it throw his ass out of the country. He can take his award with him.

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I Love This Guy!

My bil sent me this video.

Most of our congresscritters, from both parties, don’t give a crap about the Constitution. I’ll bet half of them haven’t even read it. At least one of them thinks it is 400 years old. The Framers are rolling in their graves and would be shocked to come back today and see just what this experiment in a constitutional republic they created has become. Jefferson and Madison weep. They would not recognize this country and would be shocked at the size of the federal gummint. Healthcare is a right? Our tax system? Our welfare state? Gun control? Jefferson would say it’s time for the tree of liberty to be fertilized with blood again.

Within the next 50 years this country will degenerate into a socialist dictatorship. Our Senate and House of Representatives will have as much power as the Roman Senate, the peoples assemblies, the consuls, and tribunes of the plebs after Julius Caesar. The only question I have is will our military allow this?

400 Years Old

Didja know that the US Constitution is 400 years old? Me neither. But Sheila Jackson Lee thinks it is.

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She’s the same person who asked when visiting NASA if the Mars Rover was anywhere near the spot where the astronauts planted the American flag. This is a sitting congresscritter. What it demonstrates is that the voters in her district are even dumber than she is since they keep sending her to Congress. What a disgrace!

I know, I’m a racist for pointing out her abject stupidity.

Toejam and others sent me this.