Yesterday went well. It went so fast, that I was able to drive home yesterday afternoon. All my test results were good. They cover everything in my annual physical: Ultrasound of my kidneys, bladder, and ureters (KUB), chest x-ray, occupational therapist (scored a new raised toilet seat), physical therapist, social worker (she helped me create an advance directive for health matters like if I’m in a vegetative state pull the plug), blood work (my cholesterol and triglycerides look good), urine (got some evidence of a urinary tract infection – duh. I’ve got a neurogenic bladder), a psychologist (she called me Mr. Miracle. She’d never seen anyone with two traumatic brain episodes – subdural hematoma and a stroke – in a relatively short time frame who showed no symptoms like slurred speech or drooping and sagging – The same thing happened with my neurologist the first time she say me. When she first saw me she was stunned. She said that after reading my chart, she was expecting sumpin’ different when she walked into the room. Cindy and I got a got a kick out of that.), and an overall review with a doctor. I was out the door by 3:30, so I didn’t have to spend the night like I did last year.

They schedule these things a year in advance. My next one is early February so the weather should be different. This year, it was in the high 70’s when I got to Augusta on Tuesday. It was in the high 70’s when I left Augusta yesterday, but the temperature plummeted and by the time I got home around 6:00 PM, it was already in the 50’s. Last night, the wind howled most of the night. I know, because I had trouble sleeping. Had one of my spells where it felt like someone was driving a nail in my left foot between my big toe and the one next to it.

Sometimes it’s really fun being a crip. It sure ain’t for sissies.

I’m not sure if this is Putin’s current wife, or the picture of his first wife when she was younger. I remember seeing a young photo of his first wife a year ago and she was an attractive woman as well. I know the Obungler worshipers in the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party keep telling us how beautiful Blackie O. is, but she ain’t. To steal a line from Sheldon Cooper, in what world is Moochelle considered beautiful? Liberal Land, the same place that people thought Thunder Rodent Thighs was beautiful back in 1992 when BJ was elected.

Thanks to MoK for sending this to me.

Augusta Georgia – I’m here in Augusta for my annual VA physical. Dude, I hear you ask, you live in Atlanta and there’s a VA hospital there. Why are you 160 miles away in Augusta? The spinal cord unit is in Augusta and I have a spinal cord injury so I have o come here for my annual physical. I also get to tell Ashley, the seating specialist, how much I love (and everyone who has to lift it loves) my wheelchair she got for me last year. It’s made of carbon fiber. Six pounds with the wheels off. Love technology.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sandy and others have sent me this one.

Karen sent me this one about an elementary school student. Of course, my answer would have been mess things up, blame others, and violate the Constitution but this kid shows wisdom beyond his years.

Score!

There was a big fight at an LA Fitness in Roseville Minnesota over the weekend. Thanks to Toejam for the link.

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) – While getting to the gym can be a challenge in itself this winter, members of the LA Fitness in Roseville have had more serious problems to deal with.

On Sunday, city police responded to a call involving 10-15 people fighting at the gym’s Cleveland Avenue location. It started all on the basketball court over a call and escalated, moving into the main fitness area.

Betcha it was a bunch of Asian kids. They love to play basketball.

“People were actually throwing two and a half, five, 10 pound weights within the building,” said Police Lt. Lorne Rosand.

This recent fight is just part of a bigger problem. Police say the gym has been plagued with crime in recent years.

Prolly a bunch of Eskimoes.

Roseville police responded to 147 incidents there in 2013. They’ve already had 24 incident this year.

“It’s gotten to the point that [the gym] is bordering on a public nuisance,” Rosand said.

Police are frustrated with that LA Fitness as their requests to put in security cameras or have guards on site have all been denied. WCCO-TV reached out to that LA Fitness, but the gym had no comment.

Prolly doesn’t want to offend the perps or get Eric Holder involved. Maybe it’s Obungler Kidz in action.

“They don’t want to take any proactive measures to prevent theft in the parking lot or inside,” Rosand said.

Still, police are hoping some good will come out of the latest situation.

“I wouldn’t hope they would close,” Rosand said. “I just hope they step up like any business in the community.”

Police arrested three adults and three juveniles after Sunday’s brawl. The three adult suspects face charges of disorderly conduct and participation in a riot. One of them was taken to the Hennepin County Medical Center for a concussion, but he was released.

No one else was hurt.

Not once in this story was the race of the people involved in this fight mentioned. But, if you watch the video, at the very end, you can see pictures of two of the dudes arrested. Yep, if Obumbler had sons, they would look like the two dudes pictured there.

Name That Race has replaced Name That Party. I’m a racist for pointing this out.

This pictorial pun is from Neil.

Toejam sent me this one.

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Uninformed Democrat voter Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men.

“Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “That’s easy, Gold Medal-All-Purpose”, isn’t it?”

Thus began Frank’s life of celibacy

Toejam will love the nips on this one.

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Lots of assholiness going on this week. Obungler gives us his useful dose of assholiness like he does every week. He certainly transformed America from a world power to a paper tiger. Thanks uninformed voters. Meanwhile he and his family are going on yet another vacation. This time to Florida.

Rat bastard commie twit Medea Benjamin got kicked out of Egypt. She claimed she was manhandled by the Egyptians and they stuffed a scarf in her mouth to shut her up, Bravo Egypt!

Howza ’bout Lois Lerner who has “done nothing wrong” but for some reason, in her “innocence”, she has to take the Fifth Amendment. Ain’t that rich? She violates the Constitution but has no trouble cloaking herself in it. Talk about chutzpah!

And as long as we’re talking about Lerner, we have Elijah Cummings showing his epic assholiness. Didja see him at the hearing? He has to carry Obumbler’s water and do everything to disrupt the hearings and that’s what he did. He went on an epic rant and when Issa cut him off he claimed he had a question. So Issa let him continue. No question, just more ranting so Issa turned off his microphone and adjourned the hearing. And then he had the unmitigated gall to say it was unAmerican. I’ll tell you what’s unAmerican you bulletheaded prick (He looks like a penis with ears).

Ramming a bill that no one wanted through Congress using legislative maneuvers. That’s unAmerican.

Having a president deciding what part of a law he’s gonna support or delaying parts of a bill for political convenience. That’s unAmerican.

Having the IRS audit conservative groups and then trying to disrupt the hearing that is trying to get to the bottom of things. That’s unAmerican. You Dimocrats were gonna impeach Richard Nixon for trying to politicize the IRS. Now you’re all for it. Both BJ and Oblunder had the IRS audit their political foes.

You’re unAmerican Elijah Cummings and you and the rest of the Congressional Black Caucus screaming racism at the drop of a hat is UnAmerican and you are the real racists, like civil rights “icon” John Lewis claiming that he was called “nigger” thirteen times when you buttheaads strolled through a Tea Party protest trolling for racist taunts. It didn’t happen so he had to make it up. Lying about being called a nigger is also unAmerican.

The Congressional Black Caucus is unAmerican. Is there a Congressional White Caucus?

You are a major league asshole and you make me sick to my stomach. Go ahead and call me a racist. I don’t care. Go fuck yourself! Here’s your award dooshbag!

And as long as I’m gonna be called a racist let me say that Jesse Jackson, Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton, and the CBC are our punishment for slavery. The South should have picked its own cotton.