Today’s Schadenfreude

The Las Vegas casino workers Union.

WASHINGTON — Contract negotiations are stalled for thousands of workers at casinos on the Strip and in downtown Las Vegas to the point where they may go on strike — and the sticking point is Obamacare.

How can that be? You guys were responsible for Horrible Harry getting elected and you were all in on Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. Surely you support Obummercare.

On Feb. 20, thousands of housekeepers, porters, cooks, cocktail servers, and others represented by Nevada’s largest union, the Culinary Union Local 226, voted to end a contract extension the workers agreed to last summer. The union wants to maintain its current benefits — including health care coverage at no cost to workers, pensions, and guaranteed 40-hour workweeks.

Rising health care costs due to provisions in the Affordable Care Act could put those benefits in jeopardy, the union says.

Ya notice now that most people with over two functional brain cells realize what a steaming pile of crap Obummercare is the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party is now calling it the Affordable Care Act.

“The biggest hurdle to reaching settlements in Vegas is the new costs imposed on our health plan by Obamacare,” Donald “D” Taylor, president of Unite Here, the parent union of CU Local 226, told BuzzFeed in a statement. “Even though the president and Congress promised we could keep our health plan, the reality is, unless the law is fixed, that won’t be true.”

You guys were dumb enough to believe that? Dontcha know how to tell if Obumbler is lying? His lips move.

On March 20, workers will have the opportunity to decide whether or not they would want to walk off the job at several hotels, including the Stratosphere, the Riviera, and the Plaza.

The vote wouldn’t necessarily start a strike. A successful vote would merely give the union the right to authorize a strike. But once a motion to strike passed with a simple majority, workers could walk off the job at any time.

Go ahead. Strike. This will be fun to watch. Obeavis and Horrible Harry supporters striking because of Obutthead and Horrible Harry. I better see if I have enough popcorn or if I have to go to the store and get more.

Union leaders have long voiced concern over the health care law’s effect on their Taft-Hartley plans, which are collectively bargained plans maintained by multiple employers and a labor union. Under the Affordable Care Act, Taft-Hartley plan recipients (like the members of CU 226) are not eligible for tax subsidies. That makes some union employees more expensive for employers who provide health care, making employers less agreeable when it comes time to foot the bill.

Taylor has been outspoken about his displeasure with President Barack Obama’s signature health care law for some time, going as far as meeting with one of his top critics, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, earlier this year. This is a far cry from how most union leaders have handled their Obamacare grievances — often toeing the line between admitting the law needs changes and actually criticizing the administration.

They bought the bullshit. Now they own it. They’re getting what they voted for. Good and hard. I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning. It smells like vindication.

Elections have consequences. Maybe you idiots will realize that next election. You aren’t the only ones getting the shaft. Blacks haven’t had it this bad since the Carter administration, but they’re so dumb they keep voting for Dimocrats even though they did much better under Reagan and both Bushes. LBJ was right when he said “the niggers will vote for Dimocrats for the next 200 years”.

Update: From Leonard in the comments.

I picked up the term Shadenboner from another web site. It is
basically shadenfreude turned up to 11!

When I see unions shitting peach pits over Obamacare, the irony and
giveashitometer both start pegging. That and I get a big shadenboner.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Genius. The guy who coined that term should put it on the Urban Dictionary if he hasn’t already.

Putin Versus Obungler

More and more of these things are coming out. This one was sent to me by many of my readers.

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Click on image to enlarge.

Do you think Vlad is worried about our gutless pussy leader? Why should he? Kim Yuk Fu ain’t worried. Assad in Syria ain’t worried. He crossed Obungler’s red line and what did Obumbler do? He made a speech. Do you think Iran is worried? Oblunder has just relaxed some sanctions and what did he get in return from Iran? Empty promises. Iran’s leadership is laughing about how easy it was to play Obeavis. Obutthead unilaterally canceled our missile defense for Poland and Czechoslovakia and what did he get in return? Nothing.

Our enemies should fear us and our allies should respect us. Under Obutthead it’s just the opposite. Our enemies are laughing at us and our allies don’t trust us.

Thanks uninformed voters for giving us the worst president in the history of our republic. He didn’t stop the seas from rising or heal the planet. His naivete and stupidity have made the earth a more dangerous place.

An electorate who would elect someone like this tells me that The United States of America is doomed. Sorry world. But Jimmah Careter is smiling. He’s no longer our worst president.

More Global Warming News

Have you heard the latest? Lake Michigan is 90% covered in ice.

CHICAGO (CBS) — After having a meltdown early last week, Lake Michigan is now just over 90 percent covered in ice, which equals the highest levels ever recorded.

Really? I thought the planet was warming.

The lake was also just over 90 percent frozen in 1976, 1979 and 1994, according to the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration.

I’m sure this is because it’s warmer at the North Pole, or at least that’s what the true believers in the Church of AGW tell us. According to them, that’s what caused the deep freeze in January. This site’s pet liberal told me that when I wrote about the deep freeze in January.

The unyielding cold weather has caused the ice on Lake Michigan to continue to expand the last several days.

The below high-resolution visible satellite image from March 2 shows widespread ice cover over central Lake Michigan.

A small area of open water remained on the eastern side of the lake, well away from the Michigan shore.

I’m sure glad that we’re not going through global cooling. Or maybe if the North Pole was cooler, we’d be experiencing warming in the Midwest. Or maybe not, because not only does global warming cause record warm weather it also causes record cold weather or sumpin’ like that. Remember, to members of the Church of AGW, global warming causes everything. Record cold and record heat. It causes both. Amazing!

Another Rant By Ron

Lazy today, so here’s Ron.

Try as I will, I can’t avoid seeing Soetoro’s face or hearing his voice on my TV.

The man disgusts me and I can’t stand to watch him giving a speech (It’s like watching someone watch a tennis match as he zips from one TelePrompTer screen to the other.) and I can’t stand the sound of his voice.

Only way would be to just turn the damned thing off and leave it off, but I’d kinda like to keep up on the latest chapters of Stalin’s Revenge, the epic reversal of Hitlerian forays into lands with “large German-speaking areas” such as Austria, the Sudetenland, the Ruhr Valley, Prussia, Alsace. It’s exactly like Schikelgruber did back in the mid 30s, the Anschluss in reverse with Russia attempting to resurrect the Soviet Empire by absorbing Ukraine. Next would be Romania, then Bulgaria, then Poland, then . . . . .

Sometimes I nearly injure myself reaching for the remote to cut off the un-American sound of that ambivalent, spurious, deceitful, sanctimonious voice. The guy simply cannot comprehend the nature of honor, ethics, patriotism, code, chain of command, accountability, obedience. He is an accidentally elected aberration, wearing the mantle of power for all the wrong reasons, and maintaining criminal possession of the executive arm of government. As Coulter said recently, if he weren’t black, he’d have been impeached long ago.

He’s the first president that I can recall who actually hates the country he’s president of. I can’t stand his freeloading wife who wasn’t proud of the country that gave her an ivy league education.

BHO is more corrupt and arrogant than Johnson, more deceitful and despotic than Slick, and more unaware and incompetent than Jimmah. His regime is the classic example of cronyism, a bunch of in-crowd frat boys playing poker with Uncle’s money, smoking Daddy’s Cohibas, and drinking Chevas stolen from the rich guy in the penthouse.

Taking luxurious vacations at our expense.

Hussein Soetoro is emotionally constipated, diplomatically checkmated, and managerially exhausted. He began his descent into irrelevancy during his first two years in office, when he had control of both houses of Congress and never managed to pass anything of consequence except his signature legislation, and that only via intimidation and back-room deals. He has now been in office for five years and STILL hasn’t been able to produce a budget, much less a balanced one.

And he illegally keeps putting off implementing major parts of his signature accomplishment, some of it is now delayed past the 2016 elections, not because it sucks and will damage healthcare in this country (which it already has) but because it will hurt Dimocrats in the 2014 and 2016 elections. Does that mean his successor can just put off Obummercare forever? That’s the precedent he’s setting. He now recognizes what danger his legislation means for Dimocrat politicians but won’t admit it’s a piece of crap and have Congress repeal it. Reminds me of socialist dictators who keep doubling down on the failures of socialism, like Kim Yuk Fu, Fidel Castro, and Robert Mugabe.

He flits from one air-warming ceremony to the next, stumbling around in a dense fog with no sense of direction and no plan for when or if he gets out of it. Looks to me as if the Kenyan word for negotiate might be “stonewall” and the Indonesian word for compromise is “stall.”

School children a hundred years from now will read in their Spanish and Chinese language textbooks that BHO functioned as a weapon of mass destruction which completely destroyed the power, prestige, economy, and culture of what was the most powerful nation on earth in the second half of the 20th century.

The real Manchurian Candidate. The remake of the movie had the villains be a pharmaceutical company. In the novel and the movie the villains were rat bastard commies and the wife of a bloviating senator who was a parody of Joe McCarthy.

If he had taken the time to do things right the first time, such as with Egypt, Libya, Syria, the Affordable Care Act, he wouldn’t have to waste so much time and energy now explaining why it’s all so FUBAR. And now while Putin is openly and aggressively welding the USSR back together, Soetoro is throwing word soup at Central Europe and attending fund raisers to shore up support for Democrats in danger of failing re-election because of his classic mismanagement of “Obama”Care.

Yannow what’s amazing? No one has been fired over this. If a Republican had been responsible for this mess, Dimocrats and the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party would be demanding that heads roll and people would be fired. Sebelius still has her job. You’re doing a good job Sebby!

He carries his monumental unawareness of foreign affairs out in front of him like the ancient Spartan warriors carried their shields, believing that his words alone, illuminated by the magnificence of his presence, will calm the troubled waters, rebuild the polar ice caps, and make rich white people pay for the Welfare, MediCare, Food Stamps, MedicAid, extended unemployment, and Obamafones for 40 million unemployed blacks and another 40 million unemployed illegal immigrants to ensure they will vote Democrat, repeatedly, whether they’re eligible or not.

Or whether they’re dead or not.

Virtually everything he does is a campaign tactic. He has no interest whatever in actually doing the JOB of PotUS; he merely wants the benefits, the power, the perks, the legacy of having the title and being the first black to sit at that desk. Last week his cohorts began a stratagem using “income inequality” to divert attention away from the massive breathing failures of his prematurely born health-care baby.

In this case I would have been for abortion. Dontcha wish Obungler’s mother had been for “choice” and would have aborted this rat bastard commie?

And now, since El Bloviatoro Supremo Bill O’Reilly shamed him into it, he has inaugurated a new smoke screen, “My Brother’s Keeper,” an initiative to provide more help, more assistance, more money, more crutches, more aid, more favoritism, more compensation (add your own synonyms) to young black and Hispanic males.

As if we don’t have enough gummint programs that were supposed to accomplish this. Over $17 trillion spent on anti-poverty programs and we still have the same level of poverty in this country. For $17 trillion we could have had a high orbit space station that we wouldn’t have to crash into the ocean. We could have a high orbit shuttle. Maybe even a moon colony. We wouldn’t have to use Russian spacecraft to get to the ISS. Instead we have Detoilet, Gary Indiana, Camden New Jersey, Birmingham Alabama and other failing cities. We also have flash mobs and the Knockout Game.

What on earth could be more racist than that! It’s LBJ’s “Great Fucking Society” dot 2, and we all know what LBJ said his program would do (“I’ll have those niggers voting Democrat for the next hundred years.”). There is simply no way he will ever get major sports or entertainment figures to be involved in such a program, and young black and Latino males won’t be interested in anyone else’s opinion. They certainly won’t give much of a damn about entry-level jobs programs or staying in school or learning a legitimate skill when they think they can make megabucks bouncing or throwing or kicking or catching various types of balls . . . or dealing crack and meth to other blacks and Latinos (and the occasional rich white kid) in bodegas and alleys and restrooms and parking lots.

The guy is a loser, a well-dressed, articulate, charismatic, un-American socialist loser, and we’re a community of ignorant losers for electing him and tolerating his continued abuse of the office he acquired accidentally and illegally. He’s nothing more than an unwanted kid who stumbled around in a drug-induced fog for over 20 years, then woke up one day to find that he had wandered into Yankee Stadium and was standing on 3rd base, so he immediately assumed he’d hit a triple.

For those libtards who say he was the first black editor of the Harvard Law Review, he was also the first editor of that journal who never wrote an article for it. I guess he hadn’t met anyone to ghost an article for it like he found to write both of his autobiographies. By the way, what were his grades like in college? We don’t know since he won’t share them with us. For someone who claimed he was gonna have the most transparent administration in history, he’s pretty secretive.

BHO is Dead-America Walking. Walking straight toward the storm drain where the Roman and British Empires vanished before us. He promised Hope and Change, and we’re beginning to see the nature of that promise: “I hope you suckers don’t catch on ‘til I’m done, and the change from superpower to ignominy will happen right before your eyes.”

TWAP

Yep! He took the title away from Jimmah Carter. Now we see the combination of Affirmative action Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) and the Peter Principle. Ain’t it a purty sight?

We’re doomed!

Apt Comparison

Toejam sent me this one.

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That’s what gets me. The LSM is the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party and they’re miffed that Fox News won’t join them in giving tongue baths to Dimocrats. It wasn’t just Monica who was on her knees in front of BJ. There was a line of “journalists” behind her waiting for their turn. They’re doing the same with Obungler. As I’ve said many times, Goebbels would be proud of today’s propagandists masquerading as journalists.

A Vent

I opened my Atlanta Urinal and Constipation and read this vent.

Right, MSNBC is biased for letting Al Sharpton have his own show. What show on Fox News is not biased.

Ah, the liberal fear of Fox News. What is not biased? Their straight news. When did Fox edit a 9/11 tape, like NBC did, to Make George Zimmerman look like a racist. Or put a bomb in a truck, like NBC did, to make it blow up and appear unsafe. I think ABC did some fudging in the Zimmerman case as well. I think they altered the photos so Zimmermans injuries didn’t look as bad as they actually were. All the networks showed a picture of St. Trayvon of Skittles when he was 14 years old to make him look like an innocent choirboy instead of the thug that he was. When did Fox News use a forged memo, like CBS did, to smear George W. Bush?

You liberals progressives rat bastard commies control almost all of the media, which is essentially the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party or as Insty sez, “Dimocrat operatives with bylines.” And then you go batshit crazy that conservatives actually have one news outlet.

So that takes care of the bias. Let’s talk about Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton.

Does Fox news have an honest to God RWPP like Sharpton? That would be like Fox giving David Duke his own show.

Does Fox have a rabid anti-Semite like Sharpton? It was his ranting about Jews that led to the Crown Heights Riots. It was his ranting about Jews that led to the Freddie’s Fashion Mart arson where people were killed. Sharpton has blood on his hands. This would be like Fox giving Eichmann his own show. (Couldn’t use Hitler because that would invoke Godwin’s Law.

Does Fox have someone who was sued for defamation of character for what his race hustling did to Steve Pagones in the Tawana Brawley hoax? Sharpton was sued by Pagones and lost. He claimed he didn’t have the money to pay and someone else paid for him. Meanwhile, his children went to private schools and he wears nice suits.

Sharpton is a despicable human being with with blood on his hands. He’s a RWPP who has made his living race hustling. He carries a deck of race cards in his pocket. He has become wealthy while doing very little for the people he claims to help. All you need to know about the politics of and the integrity of MSNBC is the fact that they gave this racist anti-semitic race hustler his own show.

Show me someone on the right as disgusting as Sharpton who has his own show on Fox.

Crickets chirping.

Knock Knock

Toejam sent me this knock knock joke.

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Dimocrats are accusing those of us on the right that we are cheering for Putin. Nope. Remember, the gutless pussy in the White House is the leader of your party. He is the one who canceled a missile defense system in Eastern Europe without getting anything in return from Putin.

Obumbler is the one who wants to reduce our military to pre WWII levels.

He is the one who told Putin’s buttboy to tell him that he would have more flexibility to cut our nuclear weapons after he got elected.

It was his SecState who presented the Russian foreign minister with that stupid reset button which had the wrong Russian word for reset, which prolly had Putin and his foreign minister laughing their asses off at the naivete and stupidity of Thunder Rodent Thighs. By reset, Putin prolly thought it meant that Dimocrats were gonna go into full appeasement mode, which is what Dimocrats have been doing with our enemies during and since the Cold War. The Dimocrats really hated it when Reagan, Thatcher, and Pope John Paul II caused the fall of the USSR. Dimocrats fought Reagan tooth and nail over his policies even ridiculing the Strategic Defense Initiative and calling it “Star Wars”. They were on the wrong side of history and they and Obutthead’s feckless foreign policy has shown Putin that he had nothing to fear from Oblamebush.

It was Obumbler who drew a red line in Syria and when Syria called his bluff, he backed off like the gutless pussy he is.

It is Oblamebush who hates America and everything it stands for, prolly our first president who actually hates the country he’s running.

We don’t have to cheer for Putin. It’s Obeauzeau and the Dimocrats who, by their inept foreign policy, are emboldening Putin and are cheering him on.

Sarah Palin and Mittens were right about Putin and Russia and Obeavis and his minions (and that includes you, Tina Fey) were wrong.

Thanks uninformed voters.

We’re doomed!

Brought To You By The Letter K

My sister (or her husband) sent me this sad story.

Explaining the latest and greatest powerful models available, I asked for a brochure or a one-page flyer on the model he was describing. His response was that the model he suggested was not in the store yet and that he had no information to give me. I asked him for a model number so I could research it myself on-line. He started to write the model number on a piece of paper and abruptly stopped.

I thought he was thinking of the model number, but to my surprise he turned to me and asked me, “How do I write the letter K?”

I thought he was joking, but he wasn’t. I asked for his pen and I wrote the letter K. As I was writing, he explained that he rarely writes anything, and if anything needs to be written, he does his writing on the keyboard.

This is what we have digressed to.

And I thought it was bad that St. Trayvon of Skittle’s girlfriend, who was a 19 year old junior in high school, couldn’t read cursive. She’s on track to graduate before her 21st birthday. And that effete British snob, Piers Morgan thinks she’s a “smart cookie”.

Thanks Dimocrats and union teachers for destroying education in this country. (And they’re doing the same thing to healthcare.) Now it is perfectly obvious why an incompetent boob like Obungler could get elected not once, but twice.

It’s 3:00 AM and Obumbler has hit the snooze alarm and gone back to sleep. Lest you think Thunder Rodent Thighs would have done a better job in foreign policy I have one word: Benghazi. Actually, I have two more relevant words: Reset (or what was written in Russian, Overcharge) button.

TRT and the Dimocrats wanted to return to the good old days of the Carter administration when their foreign policy was appeasement of the USSR and cutting the military. Lest you think I’m off base by comparing Oblunder to Jimmah Carter guess what Oblamebush just did? He boycotted the paralympics in Sochi. The poor crips have to stay home.

I’ve been saying ever since Obutthead got elected that he would not go down in history as the black Jimmah Carter, Jimmah Carter would go down in history as the white Obeavis.

Thanks uninformed voters. Nothing to see here. Go back to watching Survivor and Dancing With the Stars.