Russ sent me this late Easter pun.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
“What are you doing in there?” She asked.
The rabbit replied: “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”
To which the lady replied “Yes.”
“Well,” the rabbit said,
“I’m westing.”
wery good
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way.
So sayeth, Elmer Fudd! 🙂
The ME had a sad case to deal with, the Energizer Bunny was dead. In his report, he noted the poor fellow had died of sexual exhaustion. The cause? Someone had reversed his polarity so he kept Coming and Coming and Coming…
Funny you mention that, Randy.
A former girlfriend had the same thing happen with the batteries in her vibrator.
But she died with a big smile on her face. 🙂
That one was pretty hare-y. I liked it.
Applause accepted. I enjoy keeping folks lapin with my humor.
Claudia, where are you when we so desperately need you?
If the point of the celebration is that “He has Risen,” shouldn’t we call it “Yeaster?”
And yes, I am surely bound for perdition for that.
That’s no so bad. One Sunday my family and I were at Mass and the 1st reading was from the book of Amos. I leaned over to my daughter who was about 9 at the time and whispered, “Ask your mother about Amos’ cousin Andy.”
You gotta be fast to dodge lightning bolts.
If it’s a white rabbit then go ask Alice.
I thought it would be a Frigid-hare..
Sorry to be choco late. But I was doing haerobics this week-end. And the eggercises really crossed me up. So many of you, yolks, came out of your shells anyhow. You all jumped high enoeuf and nailed it well. No need for another egghead to be bunny. Hare to the Chief!
Wow, I have missed yall! Glad I took a minute to see what you all are saying today. Keep up the good work, Kenny and friends.