Name That Race

Name That Race has replaced Name That Party in liberal newsrooms across the country. We can’t have stories about black people committing violent crimes. That would be raaaacist! The latest example of that would be in this morning’s print edition of the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. (On the article I link to there is a picture of the friend of the perps, but in the print edition there is no picture.)

The alleged kidnappers of a North Carolina man rescued late Wednesday from a southeast Atlanta apartment complex sent the victim’s wife a photo of him tied up and threatened to torture and dismember him, then return him to her in six boxes, federal authorities said Thursday.

An elite FBI team rescued 63-year-old Frank Arthur Janssen from the Forest Cove Apartments on New Town Circle in southeast Atlanta just before midnight Wednesday, FBI spokeswoman Shelley Lynch said in a statement. He was kidnapped from his home in Wake Forest, N.C., on Saturday.

Those of us who live in the Atlanta metro area know that sooutheast Atlanta is populated by blacks.

John Strong, Special Agent in Charge of the FBI’s Charlotte office, said at a Thursday press briefing that Janssen’s kidnapping was related to Kelvin Melton, a reputed high-ranking member of the “Bloods” gang who is currently serving a sentence of life without parole in a North Carolina prison after being prosecuted by Janssen’s daughter, an assistant district attorney in Wake County, N.C.

And that’s it. There is a mention of “the Bloods” which is a black gang. That is the only clue that the perps are black in the entire story. So I guess the question in this story is are these dudes black or are they black?

6 comments on “Name That Race

  1. Just like in the old soviet union; you know what something is by what they don’t say. If no political party mentioned, s/he is democrat. If no race mentioned, s/he is black or hispanic.

  2. The suspects; Jenna Paulin Martin, 21, Tiana Maynard, 20, Jevante Price, Michael Montreal Gooden, 21, and Clifton James Roberts, 19. There are enough clues there for me to make a wild guess at the perps ethnic makeup. The made up names enough for me.

  3. There was a SICKENING story making the rounds on Facebook yesterday of a Boxer pup that had been beaten, shot & set afire by its owner… As is with the case of “Participants” in the “Knockout Game”, take a wild guess as to the race of the guy who did it… And in the picture of the perp, he had the usual arrogant “Smirk” they always have…”Yeah, I DID it, you Cracka-Azz Mofo, whatchoo gonter DO ’bout it ?”
    “I have an aluminum Louisville Slugger, Shitavious, Howzabout I apply it upside of your Noggin a few times…Let’s see you smirk THEN…”

  4. Denny, you overlooked the obvious. The Mafia was behind the kidnapping as evidenced by the threat “every chance we get we will take someone in your family to Italy and torture them and kill them … we will do drive by and gun down anybody.” The grammar and sentence structure also prove, unequivocally, that the kidnappers are highly educated and likely claim Mensa affiliation.

    • Their hideout was obviously Section 8 housing. You can tell from all of the stupid, slack jawed faces scurrying about.

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