First we have a white hating asshole.

“Every year, from this stage and at this time, you have heard me say that, if in decades ahead, we are as white as we are today, we will have failed as university,” Shepard said in the 2012 speech.

And in a recent blog post on WWU’s website, Shepard echoes these sentiments, saying those who do not agree “have not thought through the implications of what is ahead for us or, more perniciously, assume we can continue unchanged.”

Yep! He thinks they have failed because they have not been racist enough. The university’s “success” is rated by how much it hates white people.

Then Roger sent me the winner.

One-thousand “brothers in blue” came to pay their respects this afternoon to Officer Alexander Thalmann, 22, killed in the line of duty in New Bern, N.C., last week.

Thalmann’s partner, Officer Justin Wester, 23, is recovering from a gunshot wound to his leg from the shootout that left convicted felon, Bryan Stallings, 35, dead.

The incident happened March 28, in the housing projects known as Craven Terrace.

The town’s grief was made even more painful by the local administration’s handling of events following the young officer’s death.

For unknown reasons, newly elected, Mayor Dana Outlaw chose to attend Thursday’s funeral of the careercareer criminal.

Adding insult to injury, last night’s planned memorial for local citizens to say “goodbye” to Alexander Thalmann was cancelled by the mayor’s office.

Of course he’s a Dimocrat, the party of felons. And he gets the AOTW Award.

From an email Toejam sent me.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Ron C has been sending me some of these that he has created. Here’s one of ’em.

I don’t wanna hear any bullshit about respecting the office of president. I’ll do that when the holder of that office respects the office and gets his feet off of the Resolute Desk! And then he can start respecting the Constitution of the United States and the hard working people who have made this country what it is today. This man is a disgrace to the office. And that goes for his entitled racist white hating wife and her freeloading mother who raised her and is living in the People’s House. Due to her husband’s policies, poverty in this country has increased but that doesn’t stop Moochelle from going on one lavish vacation after another on the taxpayer’s dime. I don’t wanna hear one Dimocrat bitch about the next Republican president if he goes golfing or goes on vacations. JHFC! Do you remember how the Dims bitched when Bush went on vacation to his own ranch? Yeah. Me too.

Yannow, I had problems with Dubya and some of his policies, but he was a class act, after the buffoon he replaced. I just hope that we can get someone to replace the asshole we have now. Unfortunately, the Stupid Party will prolly nominate another loser like McRINO.

I’m in a rather foul mood today. I feel like the crabby old bastard yelling at the kids to get off his freakin’ lawn. I always wondered what caused crabby old men to get the way they were. Now I know. Among other things, I’m dealing with my HOA about my mailbox. That’s right. My mailbox. These people are crazy! Here I am in a perfect house and I have to deal with these idiots. Since I’m in such a foul mood, here’s sumpin’ from Ron about that simpering, whiney little twerp Horrible Harry Greed.

Harry Reid has completely lost it. Never a rising star on the intellectual horizon, his path is now instead at its nadir in terms of reality, honesty, credibility, and suitability. For at least the past 10 years, his primary function in the Senate has been to obstruct, distract, concoct, and neglect. His value to the United States of America compares strongly to the value of professional wrestling to American culture.

He not only lies deliberately to mislead the public, but he lies about lying and shifts blame faster than a gearjammer carrying a load of explosives switches gears on his rig while trying to get up a steep slope in Colorado. The only things worse than the problems Reid creates in the legislature are the solutions he offers. This is the guy who said that visitors to D.C. smell bad, that the proposal to make English the national language is “racist,” and “Our system of government is a voluntary tax system . . . . Of course you have to pay them.” One of his classics, of course, is “Seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world.”

On Social Security, he has declared that the program works fine and will be fully funded for the next 40 years because all the so-called problems with it are myths perpetuated by people who don’t like government. His most recent idiocy said that many people aren’t signing up for Obamacare because they don’t know how to use the internet. JHFC, since last OCTOBER!?!? Nobody seems to have any problem signing up for welfare, or food stamps, or unemployment.

Harry Reid needs to have a large, unwashed, Spanish-slanguage-speaking woman with advanced psoriasis and warts tear his tongue from his mouth and slap him unconscious with it, every goddam day. He also needs to have his bladder excised, inflated, and given to Haitian urchins to play soccer with. I’d also like to see a buzzard eat his spleen and a jackal drag his intestines across a series of red anthills.

This jerkwad is the primary reason that the US has not had a budget for the past 5 years. He is a professional bottleneck, a living clog, a millstone around the neck of decency in government. Harry Reid is a severe cramp in the colon of America, a locus of time and space where progress goes to die ignominiously, a snag in the stream of common sense, an impediment to national security, and a detriment to freedom and liberty.

He is the living embodiment of bipedal malignancy, the incarnation of fatuousness, the poster child for gridlock. He should be pulled across a cheese grater every morning for 60 minutes and then rinsed in vinegar before being dressed in a dunce cap and fool’s mufti. His breathing permit should be cancelled, and his species membership revoked.

Reid clearly has some sort of major defect under his skull. I personally suspect that he is an alien plant of some sort, one that has passed its prime and is in the latter stages of mental decay. He is clearly senescent and physically decrepit. Most of the time he appears to be dazed, perplexed, flummoxed, as if a Trayvon wannabe has suckerpunched him on his way from the parking lot to the Senate Well.

He needs to be rubbed with bacon and dropped into an aquarium filled with piranha. His bones then should be ground to powder and mixed with fresh concrete to make an anchor for a safe holding his collected writings, which is then dropped from the flight deck of the USS George H. W. Bush into the Puerto Rico Trench.

That is just so good that I chose not to sully it with my interspersed comments like I normally do when I post sumpin’ Ron wrote.

Ron C.(not the regular Ron) sent me this blurb allegedly written by Governor Jan Brewer in response to the Phoenix Suns owner’s opposition to Arizona’s illegal immigration law.

“What if the owners of the Suns discovered that hordes of people were sneaking into games without paying? What if they had a good idea who the gate-crashers are but the ushers and security personnel were not allowed to ask these folks to produce their ticket stubs, thus non-paying attendees couldn’t be ejected. Furthermore, what if Suns’ ownership was expected to provide those who sneaked in with complimentary eats and drink? And what if, on those days when a gate-crasher became ill or injured, the Suns had to provide free medical care and shelter?”

Whoever wrote this nailed it!

Sandy sent me this bit of trivia. Every day this week is a palindrome.

Pay your masters today. For those of you getting money back, you do realize that you just gave the gummint an interest free loan dontcha? If everyone had to sit down and write the gummint a check on April 15 and see what they actually pay in taxes, the tax code would change real quickly. Withholding is a brilliant scam.

Update: Karl U has a great post for tax day. Go read it! Now! This is sumpin’ I should have written but didn’t because I’m really bummed out about a lot of things.

Toejam sent me this one.

And this one.

And one more.

Welcome to the police state. Thanks to Horrible Harry and Obungler.

What hath Obungler brought to this country? Higher taxes and more poverty.

The median income of American households dropped by $2,627 during President Barack Obama’s first term — and the number of people in poverty rose by about 6,667,000, according to a new report from the Census Bureau.

This reminds me of the joke going around that if the world was ending the New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that fits our views) headline would read: World Ending Tomorrow – Poor And Elderly Hardest Hit

Some 46,496,000 Americans are now in poverty, the highest number ever and a 16.73 percent increase from 2008 when Obama took office.

Overall, 15 percent of Americans are considered to be living in poverty, up from 13.2 percent in 2008.

This is Hope and Change in action. And these people voted overwhelmingly for Oblunder. Jesus H. Christ! They deserve to be poor and this is why they’re poor. They’re freakin’ stupid! It’s like I always say, “The rich get richer because they continue do the things that made them rich. The majority of the poor get poorer because they continue to do the things that made them poor in the first place. Let me count the ways.

1. They drop out of school
2. They have children they cannot afford and in the case of 73% of black children, they are born to single mothers. This is an express ticket to poverty right there.
3. They do not develop a work ethic.
4. They vote For Dimocrats who have policies that keep them poor like union teachers and saying no to charter schools. Meanwhile, these same Dimocrat politicians and many union teachers, send their children to private schools.

But the figures are much higher for blacks and Hispanics — 27 percent of blacks and 25.6 percent of Hispanics are living in poverty. The rate for non-Hispanic whites is 9.7 percent.

Once again, core Obumbler supporters. These groups did far better under Reagan and both Bushes. The Dimocrats and the RWPPs deny it, but a rising tide does lift all boats.

More than one-fifth of all Americans under age 18 — 21.8 percent — are in poverty, as are 9.1 percent of those 65 and older.

A single individual earning less than $11,270 last year was considered to be in poverty. For two-person households, the threshold is $14,937; for three-person households, $18,284; for a family of four, $23,492.

Last year, the real median household income in America was $51,017, a 4.89 percent drop from 2008. Median income dropped in every year of Obama’s first term.

But he’s our first black president so let’s give him a pass.

For black households, median income last year was $33,321, according to the report “Income, Poverty and Health Insurance Coverage in the United States,” released on Tuesday.

Skin color trumps common sense. Let’s hear it for the first black president! This is what happens when Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) meets the Peter Principle. It didn’t surprise me. I knew he was unqualified for the job. It’s just like the cognitive dissonance of liberals when they said Sarah Palin was not qualified to be VP after running a town and a state while Obeauzeau was qualified for president when all he had ever run was his mouth. His only skill was being able to read words, written by others, off a TelePrompTer and his only qualification was the color of his skin.

So to all of you poor blacks and Hispanics let me say just two things to you: elections have consequences and you’re getting what you voted for, good and hard.

Just remember, Dimocrats love poor people. That why they support policies to keep people poor, uneducated, and dependent upon gummint. It’s working as planned.

Ron sent me this one.

When the piano player shifted from Vivaldi to Mozart, the sonata she was playing was a sonata my class piano teacher said was a good example of why you needed to learn scales.