Now that’s what I’m talking about. Lying down, those puppies still stand nicely. Standing, they aren’t likely to be belly warmers and nips, very nice. Well done.
Hee Yaow, what a sweet pair of mammary sacks. This will help me recover from an exhausting night. I didn’t feel very well yesterday and my doctor suggested I hire a registered nurse to stay with me over night in case I got worse. Well the 20 something blond babe showed up at 7:00 PM and we had a couple of glasses of Merlot before I got into my jammies and went to bed. Next thing you know I woke at 1:00 AM with a naked nurse next to me, her hand wrapped around my Johnson and yanking it for all she was worth. I asked her what the heck she was doing? She replied: “checking your pulse, of course.” I then asked if she was satisfied with my pulse-rate? She smiled and said: “It’s a little slow, but my application of RWRA (Rapid Wrist Rhythm Acceleration) is making it get faster.” I replied: “Yup, it’s doing better than that baby. Keep going till I fall asleep.”
OK, enough of my health issues and on with my expert analysis.
1) Face: Acceptable, but just passing the “B” grade. Nothing exceptional, including her silly smirk. I figure she just went 10 rounds with a male porn star and is relaxing while regaining levels of Estrogen. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: Her finer asset. Nice, natural boobage tipped with slightly over-sized aureoles and firm nipples. Yup, not much else to be said. Rating: “A-“.
3) Torso: Firm as far as I can see. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “A-“.
Too bad there isn’t more of this lady to see. I figure her lower appendages are fine, long and shapely. But, alas, we’ll never know.
I do know I’m going to a Rolling Stone event tonight accompanied by some little cherubs with wings growing out of their backs. It ought a be a real miracle event. Too bad DDP can be there to see the final set were a bearded Mick Jagger ascends into the sky amidst a pale of heavy fog. Your loss DDP.
OK, everyone have a nice day and stay away from Mount Everest. You might just trip over a frozen Sherpa and break a leg. And if you happen to be a Korean remember that old James Lawrence addage uttered in 1813 aboard the USS Chesapeake : “Don’t give up the ship”.
TJ,
I was forced (six times) to embeggnify her picture and I have to disagree on your face evaluation. She is quite the looker and that dark makeup around her eyes is very mysterious. I may have to double check a seventh or hundreth time to be sure I am seeing things well.
OK. I concede my failing to look closely at her facial details. However, when I did I couldn’t help notice Dr Finkelstein’s handy work on her snozolla. I wonder what her beak looked like prior to the Rhinoplasty.
nice tits. I might be wrong but I think she could do with a good scrubbing with soap and water.
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Lying down, those puppies still stand nicely. Standing, they aren’t likely to be belly warmers and nips, very nice. Well done.
Moderation in all things as pappy used to say.
Hee Yaow, what a sweet pair of mammary sacks. This will help me recover from an exhausting night. I didn’t feel very well yesterday and my doctor suggested I hire a registered nurse to stay with me over night in case I got worse. Well the 20 something blond babe showed up at 7:00 PM and we had a couple of glasses of Merlot before I got into my jammies and went to bed. Next thing you know I woke at 1:00 AM with a naked nurse next to me, her hand wrapped around my Johnson and yanking it for all she was worth. I asked her what the heck she was doing? She replied: “checking your pulse, of course.” I then asked if she was satisfied with my pulse-rate? She smiled and said: “It’s a little slow, but my application of RWRA (Rapid Wrist Rhythm Acceleration) is making it get faster.” I replied: “Yup, it’s doing better than that baby. Keep going till I fall asleep.”
OK, enough of my health issues and on with my expert analysis.
1) Face: Acceptable, but just passing the “B” grade. Nothing exceptional, including her silly smirk. I figure she just went 10 rounds with a male porn star and is relaxing while regaining levels of Estrogen. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: Her finer asset. Nice, natural boobage tipped with slightly over-sized aureoles and firm nipples. Yup, not much else to be said. Rating: “A-“.
3) Torso: Firm as far as I can see. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “A-“.
Too bad there isn’t more of this lady to see. I figure her lower appendages are fine, long and shapely. But, alas, we’ll never know.
I do know I’m going to a Rolling Stone event tonight accompanied by some little cherubs with wings growing out of their backs. It ought a be a real miracle event. Too bad DDP can be there to see the final set were a bearded Mick Jagger ascends into the sky amidst a pale of heavy fog. Your loss DDP.
OK, everyone have a nice day and stay away from Mount Everest. You might just trip over a frozen Sherpa and break a leg. And if you happen to be a Korean remember that old James Lawrence addage uttered in 1813 aboard the USS Chesapeake : “Don’t give up the ship”.
Actually, as Don Rumsfeld might say, “That’s a knowable unknown.” Say hello to Jully.
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TJ,
I was forced (six times) to embeggnify her picture and I have to disagree on your face evaluation. She is quite the looker and that dark makeup around her eyes is very mysterious. I may have to double check a seventh or hundreth time to be sure I am seeing things well.
rayvet,
OK. I concede my failing to look closely at her facial details. However, when I did I couldn’t help notice Dr Finkelstein’s handy work on her snozolla. I wonder what her beak looked like prior to the Rhinoplasty.
Could she be Jimmy Durante’s “love child”?
She has a “stretch mark from the top of her navel up to her tits.
Hmmmmmm? Baby most likely.