Saturday Boobage 4-26-2014

AlphaDelta sent me this one.

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8 comments on “Saturday Boobage 4-26-2014

  1. Dr. Finkelstein’s finest work. The babe wanted boobs bigger than the head of an elephant, Dr. Finkelstein was reluctant, but when she mentioned she’d give him daily head for a year, a new Mercedes every other year and once a week free shopping at one of her father’s chain of liquor stores he suddenly saw the medical need to comply with the patient’s request.

    Vola, her we have a sculpture of massive boobage by the great Dr. Finkelstein.

    1) Face: What an alluring pose. Her face is saying: “Drop your drawers and show me your Johnson so I can give it a vigorous massage. I wish I could see those black locks dried and flowing across my pillow. Alas, that not to be for the moment. Nice piercing eyes and a well defined chin that would be perfect to rest my testicles on. Rating: “A”.

    2) Boobage: I think I said it all in my preamble, but I mustn’t ignore the aureoles. Dr. Finkelstein told me they were the size of the flying saucer in the 50’s movie: “The day the earth stood still” and I have no reason to doubt him. Now thanks to expanding the boobs the aureoles naturally diminished in size. Unfortunately, that doesn’t ameliorate the fact that her tits are grossly over-sized. Rating: “C+”.

    3) Torso: The finest feature of this creature. Firm, flared hips and very fine skin make this lady’s body hit the high note. Rating: “A+”.

    Toejam overall rating: “B+”.

    Today’s weather promises to be fantastic. 75 degrees sunny. It’s time to take my clothes off and streak the main Street of my town. For those too young to have enjoyed an exhilarating naked run you really must try it. Don’t let those lard-assed cops bother you. Without the drag of cotton shirts and pants anyone can easily out-run ’em.

    I think DDP might join me and we’ll both bounce in the buff down a crowded street before retiring to my love palace to bounce on my king-sized mattress. Right DDP?

    Gotta go now. My collection of thongs are drying on the clothes-line and because of the vivid colors the local honey bees are trying to extract pollen from them. This would be the high point in the career of any competent apiarist.

    Till next week I say: “Keep them boobs coming and them aureoles small Denny”.

  2. That beautiful little innie tummy button is just begging for a stiff tongue to be stuck in it. I would be happy to oblige her.

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