You can call them man nips all you want (in a derogatory tone) but let me tell you something: When I suck on those puppies seen in this picture, they come to attention and can easily be used to pick between my teeth. Those flap jacks that many people find so endearing don’t stick out a mm even when you apply ice cold to them. Those are some fine looking fun bags there and the “natural sag” surely to worsen with age shows that they have not been tampered with by some plastic surgeon. However, as TomR said above, I’m having trouble keeping my mind from wandering to that huge belly button. I think a manhole cover might just barely fill that in.
OH MY, MY. Aureoles to adore. Look at ’em gang. Small, firm and rosy. What more could you ask for? The aureoles Denny admires? You know the blotches that rival a garbage can cover? Nah, only Liberals like huge aureoles. It’s time to put an end to those useless, unsightly boob cankers. And worst of all are the gigando aureoles with hairs the length of an adult python growing out of them….Phew. I guess it’s kinda hard to shave an aureole without losing a nipple though.
Enough of the “anti-aureole from Mars” campaign and on to an honest, scientific analysis of this lady’s body.
1) Face: Ah. He face resembles Barbie having a hair day. Actually I like hair that’s been combed with a three-legged stool. It has some sex appeal. Blonde is stretching matters. Maybe this surfer girl started out with light brown locks and the sun did the rest. Sun and salt water work better then Peroxide on hair. Her tanned face has that impish look. Like she just finished waxing some dude’s woodie and is afraid the excess is going to dribble down her chin till after the photograph has been taken. However, having said that, she has an appealing smile and sometimes a smile is all it takes. Look how Nancy Pelosi rose to fame.
Rating; “A”.
2) Boobage: OK, her itsy-bitsy aureoles are about the best thing on those sagging mammaries. A lass her age should have tits pointing at the sun and not hanging half-way down to her thighs. Maybe they need some lip to boob therapy. As little as 40 minutes a day of oral stimulation does wonders for the female pectorals. Oh, I hope she has applied factor 90 sun screen to those beauties or at the least they’ll look like alligator handbags in 20 years and at worse they’ll acquire some melanoma. Rating: “B-“.
3) Arms & Torso: She hasn’t lost that baby fat in her arms. I guess surfing isn’t a great bicep builder. Start doing some weight lifting and push-ups young lady. But refrain from doing deep-knee bends in the asparagus patch. Her tummy looks tight and firm, but I bet if I got my hands on her solar region it’d feel like a peat bog on a rainy day. Rating: “B-“.
Toejam overall rating: “B”.
Since she appears to be a California dreamin babe I’ll contact DDP, who isn’t too far away and arrange for my beautiful, firm-bodied babe 🙂 to give this young thing some advice on how to attain the body of a Greek Goddess.
I gotta get my ass in gear. My liberal sister wants me to drive her to a free condom hand out at the local nunnery. It’s sponsored by the Democrat committee for the prevention of the rampant spread of regional patriotism. I don’t want to do it but my sister threatened to break every bottle of my Jim Beam Bourbon in John Boehner teary-faced shaped bottles. I’m proud to say; being a fervent Conservative I refuse to buy the Jack Daniels Harry Ried sniveling-mug decanter collection.
I think her boyfriend needs glasses or an instruction manual, Belly button is not where it goes. I have seen 2 and 3 hole courses, But she is the first 4 hole course.
Me like! Thanks, Denny!
And thanks to A-D as well!
After nine years of following boobage. This one is awful !!!
That’s the weirdest belly button ever! Ever! Kinky! Overall though, hot and mysterious.
Someone let the air out of the tyres!
You can call them man nips all you want (in a derogatory tone) but let me tell you something: When I suck on those puppies seen in this picture, they come to attention and can easily be used to pick between my teeth. Those flap jacks that many people find so endearing don’t stick out a mm even when you apply ice cold to them. Those are some fine looking fun bags there and the “natural sag” surely to worsen with age shows that they have not been tampered with by some plastic surgeon. However, as TomR said above, I’m having trouble keeping my mind from wandering to that huge belly button. I think a manhole cover might just barely fill that in.
OH MY, MY. Aureoles to adore. Look at ’em gang. Small, firm and rosy. What more could you ask for? The aureoles Denny admires? You know the blotches that rival a garbage can cover? Nah, only Liberals like huge aureoles. It’s time to put an end to those useless, unsightly boob cankers. And worst of all are the gigando aureoles with hairs the length of an adult python growing out of them….Phew. I guess it’s kinda hard to shave an aureole without losing a nipple though.
Enough of the “anti-aureole from Mars” campaign and on to an honest, scientific analysis of this lady’s body.
1) Face: Ah. He face resembles Barbie having a hair day. Actually I like hair that’s been combed with a three-legged stool. It has some sex appeal. Blonde is stretching matters. Maybe this surfer girl started out with light brown locks and the sun did the rest. Sun and salt water work better then Peroxide on hair. Her tanned face has that impish look. Like she just finished waxing some dude’s woodie and is afraid the excess is going to dribble down her chin till after the photograph has been taken. However, having said that, she has an appealing smile and sometimes a smile is all it takes. Look how Nancy Pelosi rose to fame.
Rating; “A”.
2) Boobage: OK, her itsy-bitsy aureoles are about the best thing on those sagging mammaries. A lass her age should have tits pointing at the sun and not hanging half-way down to her thighs. Maybe they need some lip to boob therapy. As little as 40 minutes a day of oral stimulation does wonders for the female pectorals. Oh, I hope she has applied factor 90 sun screen to those beauties or at the least they’ll look like alligator handbags in 20 years and at worse they’ll acquire some melanoma. Rating: “B-“.
3) Arms & Torso: She hasn’t lost that baby fat in her arms. I guess surfing isn’t a great bicep builder. Start doing some weight lifting and push-ups young lady. But refrain from doing deep-knee bends in the asparagus patch. Her tummy looks tight and firm, but I bet if I got my hands on her solar region it’d feel like a peat bog on a rainy day. Rating: “B-“.
Toejam overall rating: “B”.
Since she appears to be a California dreamin babe I’ll contact DDP, who isn’t too far away and arrange for my beautiful, firm-bodied babe 🙂 to give this young thing some advice on how to attain the body of a Greek Goddess.
I gotta get my ass in gear. My liberal sister wants me to drive her to a free condom hand out at the local nunnery. It’s sponsored by the Democrat committee for the prevention of the rampant spread of regional patriotism. I don’t want to do it but my sister threatened to break every bottle of my Jim Beam Bourbon in John Boehner teary-faced shaped bottles. I’m proud to say; being a fervent Conservative I refuse to buy the Jack Daniels Harry Ried sniveling-mug decanter collection.
I really like innie tummy buttons, and this one is just made for carrying flag poles in parades.
She got that belly button because her boyfriend is blonde, too.
I think her boyfriend needs glasses or an instruction manual, Belly button is not where it goes. I have seen 2 and 3 hole courses, But she is the first 4 hole course.