Alan sent me this one.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young uninformed voter declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!’
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go give it a try?’
The uninformed voter headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the uninformed
voter took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the uninformed voter struggled with the gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration……
Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!
I know. This joke is totally unbelievable. I mean, do you really expect that an uninformed voter could handle a shotgun?
I would think that most uninformed voters would cower at the thought of a nasty old gun. Then again, 90% of murders are committed by communist supporters who have no clue about the issues other then keeping welfare going for mama.
Agreed Jeremy.
My uber-Libtard sister won’t even allow me to open my gun safe when she’s in my house. I call it the “Lot’s wife meets the pillars of salt” syndrome.
Her thesis is that if they made the possession of ALL firearms illegal the murder rate would drop to “0”.
Believe me I’ve tried to reason with her, give her solid statistics and even bring others on board. But I’m always met with the intimidating, stoic reply” I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!”
By the way she refuses to listen to the news or read any papers in order to distance herself from any “evil” violent news.
As a matter of fact when I made the move from New Jersey to North Carolina she moved about 4-months later. When I asked her was it because of the great weather? Or maybe the beautiful scenery? I was met with the statement: “I moved into the same State and County as you so I, by pulling the levers next to every Liberal candidate it would cancel out your Conservative votes.”
Yup, that’s the truth. I think the woman needs help.
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with what? i would suggest a 2 x 4. i suppose every family has to have one.
Is it Monday already what happened to Sunday
No. This wasn’t a pun.
Toejam, no offense, but your sister would no longer be welcomed in my house. Family or not, I refuse to even acknowledge their existence. In other words…..f**k ’em.