So I heard these two jokes yesterday. The first one is from Bob Hope many years ago.
I just flew into California yesterday and heard that homosexuality is now legal. I’m leaving before they make it mandatory.
The second one is from a Dan Martin and Frank Sinatra routine in a Vegas show.
How do you make a fruit cordial? Treat him nice.
OK. Now all of you queers, fags, and fruits can be offended.
Did you ever think that I might be offended by you? The fact that you rub my face into the fact that one or both of you take it in the ass is very offensive to me. But I’m not allowed to be offended by that. Only you assholes are allowed to be offended. As a father of one of my friends once said, “Fuck you very much.” And as I say, “GFY!”
We still have a First Amendment in this country don’t we? No we don’t. Free speech is only allowed for the left. They can call us anything they want and we’re supposed to shut up and take it or else we will hear from the Gaystapo or as my buddy Ralph Gizzip heard them referred to the Kweer Klux Klan, but he prefers the Ku Klux Kweers. Blacks can call white people honkies or other disparaging names and that’s OK. Just don’t dare to call them niggers or there will be hell to pay.
White Christian people built this country and made it into the prosperous and powerful country it is today. Guess who are now the most despised people in this country. You guessed it. White Christian people, especially the males. That brings to mind this quote by Robert A. Heinlein.
Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as “bad luck.”
And that is where this nation is heading. The people who built it are now despised by the people living on its largesse. The fact that we’re still in a weak recovery after five years of Obummernomics is just “bad luck”. Compare this to where we were after five years of Reagonomics. You remember Ronald Reagan dontcha? He was one of those despised white Christian males. The LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party hated him with a passion. Compare the coverage of Iran Contra to Fast and Furious. One was the greatest scandal of the century. The other. Ho hum. Nothing to see here. Move on. Must not point out the incompetence of the first affirmative action Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) president.
That would be offensive.
He said: The people who built it are now despised by the people living on its largesse.
I say: Well, what do you expect? How many trustfund kids resent their parents?
Totally spot-on. I just wish we could figure a way to reverse trends in this country. Ayn Rand was so right in her book: Atlas Shrugged…
We cannot. We are headed in a down hill direction and picking up steam. We will hit rock bottom and then drill on through before anything positive starts to happen. That’s just how we humans are wired. Right now the liberals are running amok and getting away with this garbage. And to many people buy into this crap passively. That’s the tragedy of this country in this day and age.
You think that’s bad? There was a story about two lesbians in Bezerkley CA , one of them with a crew cut, and a shirt and tie, I guess that’s the way you can tell which ones the man, posing for an article about one of theirs little six year old boy that claims he’s a girl , and they’re thinking about surgery. Goes on to say that a psychologist says they’re all normal. Also living in Berkeley I presume? Makes me puke, poor kid never had a chance . If this isn’t child abuse, I don’t know what is.
“Goes on to say that a psychologist says they’re all normal. “
Normal for Berkley.
George H W Bush wasted away Reagan’s legacy. Jeb Bush is out to destroy it altogether.
Spot on.
Yep! Bush 41 was elected because everyone thought he would continue Reagan’s policies and it would be Reagan’s third term. Had he not raised taxes he would have prolly been reelected. Also, if he hadn’t been a gentleman, he would have fought dirty like the Dimocrats did. Losing Lee Atwater really hurt the Republicans. His protege, Karl Rove, has turned out to be pretty worthless.
this all started because of “affirmative action” and society’s willingness to allow racist groups like the NAACP (ever hear of any organization called the National Association for the Advancement of White People? Of course not, that’s racist!) Affirmative action needs to be abolished and we need to stop pretending that homosexuality/lesbianism is as normal as heterosexuality, as normal as eating apple pie! I have no quarrel with “gay” people–except when the flaunt their sexuality in my face and insist I accept it–or when they argue for their “rights” like they’re just another entitled minority! That’s the real danger, giving them minority status with all the benefits that go along with it–easier tests, special aid programs earmarked only for their group, etc. That’s really what I object to, the idea that they should get special treatment because they are gay. The other problem I have with it is you basically have two single people who (in states where gay marriage is legal) can now file jointly, with all the tax advantages that implies. As a single person I am considered “rich” and am subsidizing their tax breaks!
It’s a little known fact that the word “gay” as used by the modern homos, is actually the acronym GAY, which stands for “Got Aids Yet?”!
Yeah, I figure the way things are going, being gay will be mandatory in a few years. Too bad for the fags in power that MANY of us will NOT comply!
Rusty
Rusty – Yannow what the first sign of AIDS is? Shit on your dick.
AIDS is also an acronym. It stands for Anal Injected Death Serum, or Adios Infected Dick Sucker.
And the first symptom of AIDS is actually a hard pounding sensation in your ass.
When I was a kid, I was told that Mexifornia had put up new signs at the state line. They read, “Welcome to California. It is illegal here to shoot a fruit, spear a queer, bag a fag, or get prissy with a sissy.”
Too bad it wasn’t a joke.
There’s a new phrase coming to your neighborhood…………Majority minority!
That’s right, when a minority group becomes a majority group (hispanics) they are not considered to be the majority.
I guess this is the way to maintain a minority status. You know, welfare and all that other free stuff.
Willie – It won’t be long before whites will be a majority minority. The only difference here is that the whites will get no rights because they are and will continue to be despised by all of the other minorities. The sad thing is that we will have done it to ourselves by letting all of the Third World losers into our once great country. Just look at all of the Republicans who are for this: McRINO, Rubio, Boner, McConnell, and others. They really want the Republican Party to be a minority party. We will go the way of Zimbabwe and Venezuela. I’m lucky I got to see the United States at the height of its prosperity and power. Fortunately, I’ll die before we become a socialist dictatorship within the next 30 years. The “shining city on a hill” will become a Third World slum. Obungler is winning his war on the middle class. It’s already declined by 15% since he was elected. Wait until Obummercare’s employer mandate kicks in after the 2014 midterm elections.
Denny…….
Here in Erie we are in the middle of a street thug explosion & our Democratic city officials do not know what to do about it.
First they tried to disarm people from lawfully carry firearms ….then the State Supreme Court stepped in & forced the city to follow what the State law allows& invalidated the citys illegal ordinance.
Meanwhile the street thug drive by shootings continue & when a street thug is caught they are allowed to plead guilty to a lesser charge & the illegal gun charge is dropped.
This morning in the Erie Slime News on the front page is a story which was headlined “Officials announce New neighborhood crime fighting task force receives help” . One paragraph in they said this group had received a 215,000 dollar 3 year grant to fund their crime fighting efforts……the second paragraph said “The groups as yet unnamed executive director would be tasked to address important issues such as “HOW TO APPLY FOR MORE FUNDING”!
I can see where this cluster f–k is headed….another Liberal Socialist staffed rathole to pour tax money into with no results……..We are doomed!
Just thought of this one: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Liberace died of food poisoning. He ate a dirty weenie. Rock Hudson’s death was the result of traffic accidents, he was rear ended too often.
How do you perform CPR on a fag? Don’t know? Good!
This should be required reading for the re-education of all the brainwashed mindless libtarded mouthbreathing pukes that think they know something.
http://www.tomatobubble.com/wonderfulrace1.html
Wow! Awesome!
The only function of the EPA should be to recognize when Liberals are an Endangered Species.
And once Liberals are officially extinct, dissolve the EPA, it’ll have served it’s purpose.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX