Bring Back Old Sparky!

Liberals Progressives Rat bastard commies have been doing a lot of wailing, whining, and hand wringing about the botched execution in Oklahoma and how it caused undue suffering to the dooshbag being executed. Wouldn’t it be nice if they showed a little concern for the victims of this savage murderer and rapist? I like the idea of these scumbags suffering. It sure wouldn’t bother me if the savages suffered as much as their victims. They sure don’t show as much concern for the poor babies who are brutally murdered in the barbaric partial birth abortion procedure. Let’s snip the baby’s spine, crush his head, and suck him out of the mother. Infanticide! Liberals Progressives Rat bastard commies believe in killing the innocent and protecting the guilty.

Of course part of the problem with executions via lethal injection is that the liberals progressives rat bastard commies are trying to make the lethal injection drugs hard to obtain. OK fine. Let’s go back to the tried and true. A Utah politician has suggested using firing squads once again. And in Tennessee they talking about bringing back Old Sparky.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. —Tennessee’s top prisons official says the state is “ready as needed” to use the electric chair if it can’t get the drugs used for lethal injections.

A corrections spokeswoman said Friday that the state doesn’t have a supply of the drugs but authorities are confident they could acquire some. The chemicals have become scarcer following a European-led boycott of drug sales for executions.

Gov. Bill Haslam signed a bill into law Thursday that allows the state to electrocute current and future death row inmates if it can’t obtain the drugs. It’s the first such law in the country.

The governor says he sees the measure as a backup plan.

Correction Commissioner Derrick Schofield says he is comfortable with the state’s procedures for ensuring the electric chair would work.

Works for me. Let’s do it in Georgia too.

16 comments on “Bring Back Old Sparky!

  1. The victims’ families and/or survivors should be offered first chance at meting out punishment for murderers, rapists, arsonists, and terrorists. If they decline or go for leniency, the state would then prevail and go with whatever that state prefers, such as firing squad, hanging, gas, lethal injection, sparky, whatever.

    I find it difficult to believe that a superpower cannot produce and stock sufficient chemicals for effecting the death penalty. Hundreds of compounds exist which will quickly and effectively end human life. If suffering is an issue, then first give the subject a twi-lighter with a followup of cyanide or various mercuric compounds or hemlock or arsenic or various sodiums or bromides or potassium chloride.

    What exactly is the goddam problem, people?

  2. I say go back to the trusty old bullet, its economical, fast and we have lots of them in circulation. As for the who, let the victim’s family have first dibs, and then a lottery, I’m sure many people would pay for the chance to cap a murderer……… đŸ˜‰

    • Agreed angrymike,

      Let’s not forget Gary (“let’s do it”) Gilmore took 5 30-30 steel jacket rounds in the chest back in 1977.

      Quick and painless.

  3. Prison farm could grow Castor Beans,make their own Ricin simply,one of the deadliest poison out there, and it’d be “Green”&”Natural”

  4. Why don’t they hire a veterinarian to put down these animals? They do that stuff all the time. I haven’t heard of them running out of drugs.

    • Nitrogen gas. it works just the same, and they don’t go into convulsions which tend to make observers squeamish.
      When a liar err lawyer comes before any court complaining about a method being inhumane,they should be required to offer an alternate method. If they suggest natural causes, feed the worthless fuck to a lion. If they do not offer a solution, fasten a bomb vest to the asshole, then stick him and his client in a buried chamber with a few choice tools, a hammer, a knife, and a rope. Give him 48 hours to effect the improvement of the gene pool by one, or the bomb improves it by two. After the blast, fill in the hole.

  5. Hemp line and gravity. Here in washington we gave our offenders the choice between shooting, hanging, and electric chair. Liberals bitched about the methods being barbaric. The libs said it was cruel, so we went to lethal injection. Then there popped up a new religion that prohibited needles. One hundred percent of its practitioners were prison inmates. One of our death row inmates picked hanging when it was still a choice, he then ate himself up to over 400 pounds and the libs said that it would be cruel to hang him as there was a danger that his head might be pulled from his body because of his weight. I argued that if his head came off we could be sure that he would die. The argument ended when he died from natural if somewhat premature causes.

    I’ve had several major operations and the anesthesia puts me out in a matter seconds. I say use whatever drug they used on me and once the convict is under you can kill him any way you want. A bullet to the brain, cut his throat or take his heart out. He will die and that’s all that counts.

  6. “The chemicals have become scarcer following a European-led boycott of drug sales for executions.”

    When States start bringing back the electric chair, what are Euroweenies going to do? Boycott electricity?

    There is, of course, forced starvation. We were assured, during the Terri Schiavo case, that it’s a “beautiful and peaceful” form of death, not at all cruel or unusual.

  7. I hate the lethal injecn bullshit. It’s not for the comfort of the prisoner, it’s for the comfort of the spineless weenies who can’t confront very much including the truth.

    To duplicate a hospital room is not only very strange but absurd, unless they are trying to get us to be cooomfortable with death panels.

    All of this feel good crap started started here in Florida because the prison guards thought it was funny to put a wet rag on the prisoner’s head before putting the electric chair cap on him. Well, then one time the guy’s head caught on fire and freaked everyone out. That started all this “humane” bullshit.

  8. Why don’t they just use all that heroin that’s stored in evidence lockers? A hotshot of Horse will put their lights out pretty quickly and it’s painless, too.

    • Heard that as a doctor’s recommendation on Bauer and Rose. Except it should not. Be so painless. I think hanging is the way to go. You shit your pants before and after.

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