James sent me this one.
Al Gator was slipping. He was losing his drive, his desire to catch prey. His friends insisted he go and see the vet.
“What’s the problem?” the vet asked.
Al told him of his plight.
“Here, take these pills. They’ll help.”
“What are they?”
“They’re sort of like Cialis. They’ll give you back your drive.”
“What’s wrong with me? What do I have?”
“What you have is…
reptile dysfunction.”
“But, I need to explain one side effect. You may start dreaming of installing twin bathtubs on your patio.”
Yeah. What’s with those twin bathtubs in the Cialis commercial?
Up Periscope!!!!!
Question: two bathtubs. Answer: The Hays Code.
I always wondered why any man would need Cialis to hold hands with a woman.
I’ve always wondered about the two bathtubs. Considering the product, both of them in one bathtub would seem more appropriate.
The disclaimer probably is the best marketing and sales ploy…”if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours”… Forget about the rest of the commercial.
If you have an erection that last for more than four hours, consider yourself fortunate. If you have one that lasts for more than four minutes, consider yourself fairly normal.
2 tongue depressors & some surgical tape does the same thing as those expensive drugs.
And you don’t have to worry about an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Believe me removing that surgical tape will make your worm want to crawl up into your bladder.
I didn’t work at the pun this week. I knew that some of you would be rising to the occasion.