My bil sent me this one.

Or Fox News. Or the Koch Brothers.

My friend Pres sent me this one.

Check out the family defending the perp. They said the guy shouldn’t have shot him. Hey family, your relative shouldn’t have committed armed robbery. Once again, they say that he was a good kid. He just got mixed up with the wrong people. Sorry you booger eatin’ moh-rons, he made the choice to go into the Dollar Store with a gun. He got exactly what he deserved. Too bad he didn’t die. The guy who shot him needs to go to a gun range and work on his aim.

Now the Obungler defenders are saying about Benghazi that it’s “old news”. Richard Nixon cries from the grave, “Why didn’t I think of using that excuse for Watergate?” Of course there are differences between Benghazi and Watergate.

No one died because of Watergate.

During the Watergate scandal, there were actually some men of principle on the Republican side. You see no Dimocrat men of principle. They’re all circling the wagons and doing everything they can to hinder the investigation. And, of course, we have race-baiting assholes like Elijah Cummings playing the race card every chance they get. That’s their main defense. Racist Republicans are going after the black dude in the White House. Yeah. Benghazi is all about skin color. So Thunder Rodent Thighs isn’t black. Can we go after her? Nope. That would be sexist.

Assholes!

Obumbler lied, people died.

What difference does it make … ?” – Thunder Rodent Thighs.

Just think what this country has to go through before we can elect a president based on merit again. We’ve elected the first black president whose only qualifications were his skin color and an ability to read words off a TelePrompTer. Now we have to elect the first woman president, as long as she’s a Dimocrat. A Republican woman wouldn’t count because she would be a traitor to her sex. We also have to elect the first Hispanic president. Once again, that person has to be a Dimocrat because a Republican Hispanic would not be a “real Hispanic”. Sorry Rubio, that leaves you out. We also need to elect the first gay president. Once again, a Republican would not count. Of course, some people say Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade is a closet homosexual, so we’ve already elected the first gay person. Others say TRT is gay so electing her would be a twofer.

Any way, after electing all of these victims, we can get back to electing the most qualified person for the job. Unfortunately, by that time, we will have descended into a Third World shithole so it won’t matter who runs the country.

We’re doomed!

Did any of you watch the White House Correspondents Dinner over the weekend? That’s when the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party plus Fox News gets together and pretends to make fun of themselves. Also some Hollywood celebrities get to show up and worship Obungler. It also gives Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade another chance to demonize Fox News and the Koch brothers. This cartoon that Toejam sent me tells the truth about the event.

Click on image to enlarge.

I wonder if it ever bothers these booger eatin’ moh-rons that they are no longer journalists but full scale propagandists who are destroying America and are not doing the job of holding the ruling class accountable, except when they are covering Republicans? As Insty often sez, they are “Dimocrat operatives with bylines”. They really should change the name of college journalism degrees to propaganda degrees since that’s what most of our “journalists” do nowadays, write Dimocrat Party propaganda. Goebbels would be proud of them.

We’re doomed!

Didja know that yesterday was Star Wars Day? Yep! May the Fourth be with you.

I could do the pun about the ship carrying mayonnaise being sunk thus giving us Sinko de Mayo, but I’ve used that one before.

Instead, here’s a musical pun that Karl U. saw on Facebook and sent me that I promised I’d post for our dear Claudia.

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.” E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

Ron sent me this one.

They look like they’re having a good time.

Haven’t done any metal in a while. Here’s the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, recorded live at the Checkerdome (which no longer exists) in St. Louis back in 1983. I’ll be willing to bet I was there with my friend Cliff. We never missed Sammy when he came to town. Sammy loved St. Louis and St. Louis loved Sammy. The first time we saw Sammy was right after he split from Montrose and took their bass player and drummer with him, i.e everyone except Ronnie Montrose. He was the warmup act for Ted Nugent and he brought the house down and stole the show. That night, he was better than Ted. What people overlook is that he is a pretty good guitar player in his own right. What pissed me off when he joined Van Halen was that they never played any of his songs from his solo career. Anyway, here’s Bad Motor Scooter and Red.

Russ sent me this one.

This is the story of a female uninformed voter flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and becomes unconscious and dies.

She, frantic, grabs the mic and calls out on the radio, “Help me! Help me! My pilot has had a heart attack and has died. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground safely. I’m an experienced controller trained to handle this kind of situation. Now, just relax and take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Just give me your height and position.”

She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I support Obama.”

“O.K.”, says the voice on the radio, “Repeat after me: Our Father… Who art in Heaven…”

This amply endowed brunette was sent to me by Chuck. (more…)

Well, here’s a worthy recipient of the prestigious AOTW Award. Thanks to Toejam for the submission.

Former Illinois State Rep. Keith Farnham was charged Monday with using both personal and state-owned computers to trade hundreds of images and videos depicting child pornography and engage in graphic online chats in which he allegedly bragged about sexually molesting a 6-year-old girl.

The federal criminal complaint alleged that Farnham, 66, a Democrat from Elgin, possessed two videos depicting child pornography on a computer that was seized from his state office in Elgin a week before his abrupt resignation in March. Authorities also linked a Yahoo! email account used by Farnham to a online trading forum in which he chatted with other users about his sexual preferences, according to the charges.

Holy crap! His party is mentioned in the second paragraph. What’s up with that? Someone is gonna have to talk to this reporter about that.

“12 is about as old as i can handle,” Farnham allegedly said in one online chat in November, according to the charges. “i love them at 6 7 8”

Farnham – who twice co-sponsored bills in the House that toughened penalties for child pornography — is scheduled to make his initial appearance at the Dirksen U.S. Courthouse on Wednesday.

What a surprise. A hypocrite and a dooshbag. Of course, if this guy was a Republican this would have been a really big story and would have made national headlines.

Here’s your award asshole.