Modest (still wearing her knickers); upright (poise); ; non-hostile demeanour; generously proportioned, but in need of a special Toe-Jam lift. Pretty good, what?
Oh yeah. Now that’s a fine female. I wonder what they want for her. Let’s start the bidding. I’ll start at ten bushels of corn, three bushels of potatoes, five pounds of rice, ten laying hens, one goat and the pick of the litter of an expecting Weimaraner.
Holy Allah, Denny them aureoles are like garlic repelling a vampire. They’ve seared their massive image into the retinas of my ocular orbs and made my breakfast retreat up my esophagus and slam into my palatine uvula leaving a half digested scrambled egg, onion, pepper saturated in fermented teriyaki sauce coating on my tongue. How’s that to start a Saturday?
Nothing further on “Aureoles for the moment.
1) Face: I’ve seen this Ukrainian porn star’s puss in an anal based: “anything dirty goes and the dirtier the better” flick recently. Hard, over made up and the site of mucho ejaculatory wet-downs. I’m not sure exactly how to rate her face. However, I’m inclined to think the American Pickers would pass on this piece of exotic art so I’ll go with their opinion. Rating: “C-“.
2) Boobage: Another tough call. The chance that these mammaries went under the knife are about 65%. Not a bad job, but certainly not as good as Dr Finkelstein could do. Too much sagging and such a young age. Imagine them in another 20 years. Bouncing off her knees and rebounding over her shoulders. UGH. I tried to stay away from discussing her aureoles once again, but they dominate the boobage scene like the Boko Haram dominates Nigerian girl’s schools. Nasty. Maybe Moosechelle will “hash-tag” SAVE OUR AUREOLES on Twitter? That’ll make an impression on Denney and make him think about posting such an offensive tit-O-gram in the future. Rating: “D”.
3) Legs: These are the saving grace items the lady possesses. They are fantastic. Long, lean and shapely appendages stretched out beckoning the horny male or lesbian to wrap their arms around them and shower them with sloppy butterfly kisses. These fantastic gams are the saving factor for this lady’s reputation. Thighs to die for and calves to turn the average Hethrosexual male into a slobbering slave. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam overall rating: “B”. Save by the lusty legs.
OK, that’s it for another Saturday morning. I’ve done my best to judge this woman fairly and I feel I’ve done my best to enhance her image amongst the followers of the weekly boobage fan club.
DDP, never fear. You are way above any contestants Denny could parade on this site. Even this lady’s supreme lags pale in comparison to your wonderful, strokable appendages. Never fear my dear. I’ll always and forever lust and desire you and only you.
Now I must retire to my “Man Cave” gargle with some Bourbon flavored mothwash and ready myself for yet another weekend of bonding with my fellow gun-living, hard-drinking dueling-guitar playing mountain folks. The women all look like Daisy Mae from the Al Capp created newspaper cartoon “Li’l Abner”. Don’t worry DDP. I man engage in some crazy carnal chicanery but it’s only driven by Testosterone fueled lust. My real love still remains you and only you.
Toejam – Those are some of the nicest boobs I have ever posted! The aureole to boob ratio is perfect. You need to see a therapist to find out why you like man nips and hate female nips. Were you scared by the breasts of a real woman in your childhood? Do you have latent homosexual tendencies?
This is Iga Wyrwal, a Polish girl who, thankfully all over the girly sites on the internet. And I would claim has the most beautiful boobs in the world. And Toejams diatribes only become more tiresome each week.
If this gal was in New Orleans on a balcony during Mardi Gras you would not be able to see her tits. She would be covered with beads as soon as she flashed them the first time!
Amen, Denny, nicest boobs you’ve posted. That doesn’t mean, however, that you have to quit. I’ll check next week to see if you can out-do this sweet young thing.
Be aware that European cup sizes are different than American cup sizes. I think an H converts to a G in US. Those don’t really look any larger than a DDD.
Now that is a woman!
Modest (still wearing her knickers); upright (poise); ; non-hostile demeanour; generously proportioned, but in need of a special Toe-Jam lift. Pretty good, what?
Oh yeah. Now that’s a fine female. I wonder what they want for her. Let’s start the bidding. I’ll start at ten bushels of corn, three bushels of potatoes, five pounds of rice, ten laying hens, one goat and the pick of the litter of an expecting Weimaraner.
Raise that by 10 bushels and an old blue tick hound:)
Periscope up!!!
Holy Allah, Denny them aureoles are like garlic repelling a vampire. They’ve seared their massive image into the retinas of my ocular orbs and made my breakfast retreat up my esophagus and slam into my palatine uvula leaving a half digested scrambled egg, onion, pepper saturated in fermented teriyaki sauce coating on my tongue. How’s that to start a Saturday?
Nothing further on “Aureoles for the moment.
1) Face: I’ve seen this Ukrainian porn star’s puss in an anal based: “anything dirty goes and the dirtier the better” flick recently. Hard, over made up and the site of mucho ejaculatory wet-downs. I’m not sure exactly how to rate her face. However, I’m inclined to think the American Pickers would pass on this piece of exotic art so I’ll go with their opinion. Rating: “C-“.
2) Boobage: Another tough call. The chance that these mammaries went under the knife are about 65%. Not a bad job, but certainly not as good as Dr Finkelstein could do. Too much sagging and such a young age. Imagine them in another 20 years. Bouncing off her knees and rebounding over her shoulders. UGH. I tried to stay away from discussing her aureoles once again, but they dominate the boobage scene like the Boko Haram dominates Nigerian girl’s schools. Nasty. Maybe Moosechelle will “hash-tag” SAVE OUR AUREOLES on Twitter? That’ll make an impression on Denney and make him think about posting such an offensive tit-O-gram in the future. Rating: “D”.
3) Legs: These are the saving grace items the lady possesses. They are fantastic. Long, lean and shapely appendages stretched out beckoning the horny male or lesbian to wrap their arms around them and shower them with sloppy butterfly kisses. These fantastic gams are the saving factor for this lady’s reputation. Thighs to die for and calves to turn the average Hethrosexual male into a slobbering slave. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam overall rating: “B”. Save by the lusty legs.
OK, that’s it for another Saturday morning. I’ve done my best to judge this woman fairly and I feel I’ve done my best to enhance her image amongst the followers of the weekly boobage fan club.
DDP, never fear. You are way above any contestants Denny could parade on this site. Even this lady’s supreme lags pale in comparison to your wonderful, strokable appendages. Never fear my dear. I’ll always and forever lust and desire you and only you.
Now I must retire to my “Man Cave” gargle with some Bourbon flavored mothwash and ready myself for yet another weekend of bonding with my fellow gun-living, hard-drinking dueling-guitar playing mountain folks. The women all look like Daisy Mae from the Al Capp created newspaper cartoon “Li’l Abner”. Don’t worry DDP. I man engage in some crazy carnal chicanery but it’s only driven by Testosterone fueled lust. My real love still remains you and only you.
Toejam – Those are some of the nicest boobs I have ever posted! The aureole to boob ratio is perfect. You need to see a therapist to find out why you like man nips and hate female nips. Were you scared by the breasts of a real woman in your childhood? Do you have latent homosexual tendencies?
Denny,
I breast fed as a youngin and my mama didn’t have pierced nipples either. So I’ve been nipple/aureole/breast friendlt for almost 72 years.
I’m not anti “proper size” aureoles, but in my estimation the Aureole to Tit ratio of this babe is just a little off.
To each his/her own I guess 🙂
Just what I’ve always wanted to ask him! Those are perfect boobs!!!!
Toejam!
We miss each other again. I was on my way, but my car won’t start. Seriously, it’s crazy. Check my blog.
Miss you!
~XxxOoo
I’m new here & trying to figure out if you hate women or are just trolling?
This is Iga Wyrwal, a Polish girl who, thankfully all over the girly sites on the internet. And I would claim has the most beautiful boobs in the world. And Toejams diatribes only become more tiresome each week.
Then don’t read my informed, educational lectures.
Your loss my friend. 🙁
It’s pretty clear Toejam has never seen let alone touched a naked woman.
2 wives, a couple of kids and sexually intimate girlfriends who number in the 3 digit range…..Not to speak of DDP, my friend.
I venture to say my “wick” has seen more insides of vaginas than an American Gynecologist’s middle finger who has been in practice 40 years. 🙂
If this gal was in New Orleans on a balcony during Mardi Gras you would not be able to see her tits. She would be covered with beads as soon as she flashed them the first time!
Exactly! Some of the best breasts I have ever posted on this site. Toejam has to have either his eyes or his head examined. Or both.
Amen, Denny, nicest boobs you’ve posted. That doesn’t mean, however, that you have to quit. I’ll check next week to see if you can out-do this sweet young thing.
BIG, GIANT, MOUTH WATERING RADIO DIALS…COME IN TOKYOOOOOO….. A+++
She measures an amazing 34H-25-35. Her caboose also is very interesting.
Be aware that European cup sizes are different than American cup sizes. I think an H converts to a G in US. Those don’t really look any larger than a DDD.
Whatever the numbers are, still amazing !!