Boobage is adorable, but the thighs, lips, the innie from heaven, and the cute little bow all create an eye-crossing vision. If little-boy-lover Toejam disputes any of her attributes, then he’s finally diagnosed as crazy, in the technically accurate term. I’d spank her until…
Oh my goodness! This is the kind of woman I picture in my mind when I have to hook up with my wife. Wow. Beautiful. I hope one of the regular porno freaks know who she is so I can Bing her.
Not a chance DDP. You make today’s boobage girl look like Louisa May Alcott after a week long drinking binge. Google her and you’ll see what I mean. DDP you are the only “A++++” woman I know and will remain so.
After that admission now let me take a “guilt-ridden” peek at this example of feminine mystique. Shazam dudes, Denny pick one with fairly decent aureoles. He must have given into my threats to sic the Chicago Democrat hit team on him. In any case let’s get on with the rating process.
1) Face: Deceptively innocent. However, if you peel away the layers of youthful trinkets like the cutesy hairclip and the lowered head with a look of an innocent high school virgin you’ll see a babe who has the experience of a veteran penis-pumping, savage nymphomaniac. And take a long look since woman of that category are thin on the ground. Rating: “B”.
2) Boobage: Looks fairly natural with the aureoles/nipple very nicely placed on the gentle “up-slope” of the mammary mass. Great proportion between the boobage and her torso as well. These examples of womanhood’s chest ornaments are probably the finest asset I can see. Unfortunately, her gams are not for viewing or they might just out-rank her memorable brilliant breasts. Rating: “A”.
3) Tummy: Yummy, yummy she’s got a delightful tummy. Not athletic 6 pack plat but a perfect slightly puffy well formed pillow for the head of the lucky dude who takes a short break before a session of muff-diving. Before entering the moist netherworld between her steamy loins he can warm up his lingual appendage by scooping the belly-button lint out of that wonderful innie. Rating: “A”.
4) Thighs: yaow-sir them fine looking thighs were made for clamping around the noggin of some very lucky guy. Not too tight. Just enough to cut off the blood supply to his brain and flatten his ears. Cutting off the blood supply to the brain during a heated session of carnal capers can increase the orgasmic explosion, but if not done correctly it could be the Omega orgasm so don’t try this at home or even in the “no tell motel”. Rating: “A”.
Overall Toejam Rating: “A-“.
Yes she’s a big hit on the Toejam scale but doesn’t make a pimple on DDP’s fantastic ass. I hope my confession eases your anxiety DDP. You are the epitome of sensuality and I am certain your stunning allure will never, ever be surpassed. Gotta go now cause just the thought of DDP’s naked body is making my already elevated blood pressure go over the dangerous level.
“picks tongue up off the floor”
Thank God for real ones
Dumbstruck…
Boobage is adorable, but the thighs, lips, the innie from heaven, and the cute little bow all create an eye-crossing vision. If little-boy-lover Toejam disputes any of her attributes, then he’s finally diagnosed as crazy, in the technically accurate term. I’d spank her until…
Where’s the like button?
Oh my goodness! This is the kind of woman I picture in my mind when I have to hook up with my wife. Wow. Beautiful. I hope one of the regular porno freaks know who she is so I can Bing her.
Chuck, I think your spell checker failed on that last verb.
Reverse image search engines (like TinEye) are your friend, though sometimes an image is too old.
This one is Lenka Gaborova.
Dang it, Denny! Toejam might actually leave me for this one. She’s quite the beauty.
Not a chance DDP. You make today’s boobage girl look like Louisa May Alcott after a week long drinking binge. Google her and you’ll see what I mean. DDP you are the only “A++++” woman I know and will remain so.
After that admission now let me take a “guilt-ridden” peek at this example of feminine mystique. Shazam dudes, Denny pick one with fairly decent aureoles. He must have given into my threats to sic the Chicago Democrat hit team on him. In any case let’s get on with the rating process.
1) Face: Deceptively innocent. However, if you peel away the layers of youthful trinkets like the cutesy hairclip and the lowered head with a look of an innocent high school virgin you’ll see a babe who has the experience of a veteran penis-pumping, savage nymphomaniac. And take a long look since woman of that category are thin on the ground. Rating: “B”.
2) Boobage: Looks fairly natural with the aureoles/nipple very nicely placed on the gentle “up-slope” of the mammary mass. Great proportion between the boobage and her torso as well. These examples of womanhood’s chest ornaments are probably the finest asset I can see. Unfortunately, her gams are not for viewing or they might just out-rank her memorable brilliant breasts. Rating: “A”.
3) Tummy: Yummy, yummy she’s got a delightful tummy. Not athletic 6 pack plat but a perfect slightly puffy well formed pillow for the head of the lucky dude who takes a short break before a session of muff-diving. Before entering the moist netherworld between her steamy loins he can warm up his lingual appendage by scooping the belly-button lint out of that wonderful innie. Rating: “A”.
4) Thighs: yaow-sir them fine looking thighs were made for clamping around the noggin of some very lucky guy. Not too tight. Just enough to cut off the blood supply to his brain and flatten his ears. Cutting off the blood supply to the brain during a heated session of carnal capers can increase the orgasmic explosion, but if not done correctly it could be the Omega orgasm so don’t try this at home or even in the “no tell motel”. Rating: “A”.
Overall Toejam Rating: “A-“.
Yes she’s a big hit on the Toejam scale but doesn’t make a pimple on DDP’s fantastic ass. I hope my confession eases your anxiety DDP. You are the epitome of sensuality and I am certain your stunning allure will never, ever be surpassed. Gotta go now cause just the thought of DDP’s naked body is making my already elevated blood pressure go over the dangerous level.
Actually this one’s from me Toejam – nice to see you approve.
This one is effing spectacular. Thought it was Alyssa Milano at first glance.
Incredible boobs and a beautiful little innie tummy button. What more could a man ask for.
This one looks a fair bit like my fiancee, except she’s a redhead 🙂
And no, I wont share any pics of her, Carla would be soo pissed.
simply outstanding!!!!
Not real, but not bad, either…http://porn.im.4ad77d87.3893014.x.xvideos.com/videos/mp4/e/e/f/xvideos.com_eef55b678a414504f67ab02761c9f048.mp4?e=1400724545&ri=1024&rs=85&h=7b669e1e45c666078157ef81b70da136