Saturday Boobage 5-24-2014

Rob sent me this link from which I stole the picture of today’s boobage. Missouri Rebel huh? He’s from Missouri, he likes guns, hates Mooslimes, and posted a picture of a babe. He’s four for four in my book. Stand by for a crippleanche dude!

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7 comments on “Saturday Boobage 5-24-2014

  1. Appropriate boobage for the Memorial Day weekend. Aureoles and nipples standing at attention. It’s important that we all recognize the meaning of Memorial Day. I got some friends who didn’t come back from the Nam and even more that got back but didn’t make it past their late 40’s or early 50’s who died of cancer that was very likely caused by agent Orange and other defoliants used in country. In addition I’ll remember my deceased uncles, one who took part in 5 major invasions from North Africa, Solerno, Anzio, Sicily and finally Normandy; ONLY TO PASS ON AT 80 while taking the horror with him. He never talked about his service even when asked about it. I’d list their names but it wouldn’t be appropriate for this site. So I’ll say “THANKS TO ALL YOU DUDES FOR YOUR SERVICE”.

    Back to the lady at hand and I wish it was my hand fondling those bloated, but beautiful chest puppies.

    1) Face: Love that red, albeit chemically assisted red mop. It certainly accents her creamy skin and alluring facial features. My eyes are especially drawn to her lips. They haven’t been altered by those currently popular bloat injections. Slender and sexy are they. Perfectly shaped for playing the skin flute in G-minor.
    Rating: “A”.

    2) Boobage: Although I really like those aureoles and nipples they are sitting on two over-sized boobs. The enlargement is too radical, but the size just doesn’t fit the lady’s torso. I believe Dr Finkelstein did this job. It’s almost perfect but he is obligated to follow the directions of the patient. I’m certain he tried to talk her into a slightly smaller boob enhancement, but she’s the captain of her ship. Rating: “B-“.

    3) Skin-tone: Perfect silky smooth, soft and creamy texture makes for wonderful “lollypop” action. For you neophytes that means the sensual and delightful licking of the epidermis. Licking every inch of her body’s outer coating and savoring the subtle female musk. Oh yea, where’s DDP when I so desperately need her to sate my erotic rush? Rating: “A+”.

    Too bad, as usual, her gorgeous pins (legs) are out of sight. I’d give anything to get a glimpse of her lower appendages.

    Toejam overall rating: “A”.

    Once again folks take a moment to remember those patriots who gave their lives in defense of America. Despite the current Socialist assault that seems to be taking over America will bounce back and the Democracy will prevail, albeit maybe not exactly like it was when I was a lad back in the 1950’s.

    DDP, let’s make this weekend a memorable one. I’ll let you grasp my flag pole with your expert hands and light the fuse to my cannon. You’ll really enjoy the blast. 🙂

  2. See, Denny, I knew your readers would appreciate this sweet young thing. Hope some of you’ll visit the aforementioned site, also, as he’s obviously good people. I believe I found him by way of Wirecutter at http://knuckledraggin.com/ who seems to be one of the last free men left in Kalifornistahn.

  3. Absolutely beautiful, but sadly they are slightly too far apart on the chest wall too really help me in my quest to commit suicide by suffocation. But, I have seen other pictures of her on the internet, and she has an absolutely world class little innie tummy button.

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