Russ sent me this one.

This is the story of a female uninformed voter flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and becomes unconscious and dies.

She, frantic, grabs the mic and calls out on the radio, “Help me! Help me! My pilot has had a heart attack and has died. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground safely. I’m an experienced controller trained to handle this kind of situation. Now, just relax and take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Just give me your height and position.”

She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I support Obama.”

“O.K.”, says the voice on the radio, “Repeat after me: Our Father… Who art in Heaven…”