Ralph Gizzip sent me this one.
An uninformed Obama voter was walking down the road carrying a sack. His buddy, another uninformed Obama voter, greets him on the road.
Jamaal: What’cha got in the sack, Qua’zam?
Qua’zam: I gots me some chickens.
Jamaal: If’n I guess how many you got in there kin I have one?
Qua’zam: If’n you guess right I’ll give ’em boaf to you.
Jamaal: OK! um … five?
Uh oh! According to Moochelle y’all are gonna have to have a talk with me. Ya gotta quit laughing first.
Common Core math.
# tag intelligence.
“Bring back those couple of 5 chickens”.
Obviously, Jamaal was countin’ ’em before they’re hatched. All y’all be raciss!
Isn’t uninformed Obama voter almost redundant?
DON’Y Y’ALL SEE DA HUMER IN DA JOK??? TIZ FUNE…
Two 10 year old negro girls were getting their photo taken at the studio, and the photographer was under the cloth at the back of the camera getting ready and one of the girls said to the other, What’s he doing?
The first girl said “he’s going to focus”.
The other answered ” Bo fus”?
Picking myself off the floor
BWAHAHAHA.
A 40 something African-American woman, the mother of 12 little childen by 12 men on day suddenly doubled over with acute pain in the lower stomach region.
She immediately went to local ghetto doctor, who was a young Liberal who just completed his residency and was enthusiastically working in the run-down, welfare neighborhood to fulfil his moral duty to his idol President Obama to “give-back” to those less fortunate.
As he examined the woman, who’s problem was located in her reproductive region he casually asked: “What’s your flow like?”
Looking puzzled and slightly confused she immediately answered: “Linoleum, if you is referring to the kitchen.”
“Uninformed Obama Voter” is a tautology
Sounds like Common Core Math.
And those uninformed voters….they’re not all the same colour!
But 95 percent of one color is. Twice!
Sorry but stop blaming just the black. A lot of ridden-by-guilt white people elected Obama. And he was also elected by the abstention votes of all the so-pure conservatives who would not soil their writing fingers by putting a X next to McCain and Romney.
Sadly, that is the truth.
Exactly Claudia – There were many white people suffering from “white guilt”. Why? They didn’t own slaves and their ancestors didn’t own slaves. Many other whites voted for him to prove that they weren’t racists. Young people voted for him because they thought it would be “cool” to have the first black president. And then there were the brain dead rat bastard commies who voted for him because he was a rat bastard commie. Put all of those together and we got the most unqualified man to ever hold the office. Besides being a rat bastard commie, he’s also a racist along with his white hating wife and her white hating mother who is living with them in the White House. And then we have Eric “My People” Holder who is also a white hating racist. Thanks America. We may never recover from the damage this asshole and his fellow Dimocrats have done to our wonderful cou8ntry.
Denny – What I find hard to digest is his re-election. By then, people had seen clearly that he was a dangerous nobody.
I don’t blame the voters. Which alternatives were they given? I blame the lack of vision, the laziness and the incompetence of the Republican Party.
Dr. Snigger (who died 3 months ago of cancer) had told me, in 2008, “Claude, you’re fighting a losing battle. The Republicans don’t want the presidency.” Now, I think he was right.
Claudia – I’m so sorry to hear about Dr. Snigger. From what you told us about him, he seemed like a really great guy.
The Gentry GOP doesn’t care about its base. Look at Mitch McConnell bragging about beating the Tea Party. Obungler got less votes in 2012 than he did in 2008. Unfortunately for Mittens, conservatives stayed home. If they had turned out like they did in 2008, we would be talking about President Mittens. The Stupid Party managed to nominate the only Republican who couldn’t run against Obummercare since it was based on Romneycare the healthcare system he put in place in Taxachusetts. The Stupid Party likes to play my turn presidential politics. In 2008 it was McRINO’s turn, since he had lost out to Dubya in the 2000 primaries. In 2012, it was Mitten’s turn since he had lost out to McRINO in the 2008 primaries. It was Bob Dole’s turn in 1996. I’m not really sure about whose turn it will be in 2016. Maybe they’ll nominate a real conservative, but I doubt it. It’s a lot easier to be a minority party than a ruling party.
When Newt Gringrich backed conservative policies, the Stupid Party took over Congress for the first time in 40 years. Then, a mere 4 years later the Stupid Party dropped their support for him. Once again, in 2010, it was the Tea Party who took over the House but was blamed for not taking over the Senate, whereas, people the Gentry GOP backed didn’t do any better. When the Stupid Party actually backs conservatives, they win. Ronald Reagan and “compassionate conservative” GWB. His father ran on the continuation of Reagan’s policies and won, but didn’t win reelection because he showed himself to be a fake conservative. As Ann Coulter sez, “When given the choice of a real Dimocrat and a fake Dimocrat (RINO) the voters will vote for the real Dimocrat.”
I am so glad that I got to live to see the United States become the most powerful and prosperous country in the history of this planet. We put a man on the moon, but then we turned inward and decided to waste our treasure supporting the leeches and parasites of the permanent underclass. We now subsidize poverty and our social safety net has become a hammock. People who vote for a living outnumber people who work for a living. It will be even worse when the Dimocrats, with the willing assistance of the Stupid Party gives scamnesty to 20 million illegal aliens who will vote for Dimocrats. Talk about a political party committing suicide. I’m witnessing our descent into what will eventually be a socialist dictatorship. Hopefully, I’ll be dead before that happens. It’s sad enough witnessing the start of our demise.