Poor Michael received the following:
WE ARE VERY SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY IN YOUR ORDER for the Nancy Pelosi urinal cake.
We must apologize, but your shipment is back ordered.
We simply cannot keep up with the demand of this very popular item.
Currently there are 18 million on back-order.
You can expect delivery as soon as possible.
Thank you for your patience.
I’m expecting the same letter about why my Obungler and Jane Fonda urinal cakes haven’t arrived.

I’d be afraid to piss on the witch.
This would make a great Christmas stocking stuffer, or maybe a late night tv offer of Pelosi, Feinstien, and Boxer for the same low price.
I need a few hundred of the JF ones so I can use ’em for target practice, then piss on the pieces.
Here you go–in stock!
http://www.fubowear.com/servlet/the-148/Nancy-Pelosi–dsh–Conservative/Detail