I got the following from Toejam.
Some have asked what I’m doing in retirement here in North Carolina…
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house from the city
planning board. The plans included the primary building to be 100 ft
tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and
windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound
system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would
have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green
with pink trim.The City Council told me: “Forget it…IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.
Work starts on Monday.
Just think TJ, you prolly won’t have to pay any property taxes either.
TJ ain’t gonna like North Carolina. During my several opportunities to conduct a wide ranging survey of the young Tarheel ladies while stationed at Camp Lejeune I discovered that the overwhelming majority have areolas that are far too large for TJ’s taste. I, on the other hand, found them quite tasty.