Thanks! I bow to your superior knowledge since I know nothing about jetskis. I assumed the last two digits were numeric so I thought the unrecognizable one was a 4.
AH YEA, finally Denny has capitulated and given us a damsel with proper aureoles. Just the correct size and kinda puckered from having just popped out of the water and having a slight breeze waft across them. Works every time. Them rosy beauties briefly turn into prunes. However, and unfortunately I spy a fair sized canker at 12 O’clock high above them beautiful lactation machines. Of course no lady is perfect (cept DDP) so we’ll continue with what I think will be a very favorable rating.
1) Face: Love that tasseled hair. It crowns what is the face of a Greek goddess. Firm skin, well shaped nose and very alluring gaze. She is looking into the distance probably contemplating having her loins gently messaged to the point of an earth-shattering orgasm by a well endowed, mature gentleman like myself. Rating: “A+”.
2) Arms: Can’t pass up these fantastic upper appendages. Look at those smooth, firm, well shaved pits. OMFG……My tongue is champing at the bit to slowly, sensually lick those musky axillary fossa. Down boy. It’s not polite to jump up while the Toe is doing his analysis. Long, firm and so wonderful. Those arms were made to wrap around my firm glutes while we rest between carnal hi-jinx. Rating: “A+”.
3) Boobs: A gift from Mother Nature. Absolutely, positively natural. Never ever touched by the blade of Dr. Finkelstein. Firm, perfectly shaped and tipped by those marvelous aureoles. I can’t think of any negative aspects after 30 minutes of staring at these puppies. Rating: “A+++”.
4) Torso: Wow, what a marvel of firm, tight flesh. I could linger over her beautiful navel for hours, mining for lint in that cavern with my tongue. Yum, yum. A little lite soy sauce, a dusting of pepper and that’d make a meal fit for a king. Rating: “A++”.
5) Upper thighs: Too bad the remainder of her lower appendages aren’t in view cause a glimpse of her upper thighs is just slight taste of her long, shapely legs. However, from what I can see, aided by my powerful magnifying glass I’ll put those quadriceps femoris high on the scale of lovely loins. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”. It was only the sight of that chest canker that lowered my expert rating by one “+”.
Yup this lady’s got perfection in every anatomical part. Next to DDP I’d definitely hook-up with her long term (at least 24 hours). But, being a true faithful lad I can’t deny my everlasting love for the only woman in my life, DDP.
Have no fear my dear. This lady might cause my Testerosterone levels to rise, but on you DDP can successfully stimulate my anterior cingulate cortex, my parietal cortex and hypothalamus to the point of an earth shattering orgasm that registers a 9.5 on the Richter scale. 🙂
Making it difficult to fish
Come on Denny You cropped the pic so I can’t tell what kind of Jetski she she is riding!!
It’s a SEA.400. At least I think the funny character is a 4.
Sea Doo
Thanks! I bow to your superior knowledge since I know nothing about jetskis. I assumed the last two digits were numeric so I thought the unrecognizable one was a 4.
Whoa thought that was my girl Sarah Palin there for a minute, until I clicked the image to EN LARGE. Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohhh….yeahhhhhh….
What is there not to like on this girl? ToeJam, what say you?
AH YEA, finally Denny has capitulated and given us a damsel with proper aureoles. Just the correct size and kinda puckered from having just popped out of the water and having a slight breeze waft across them. Works every time. Them rosy beauties briefly turn into prunes. However, and unfortunately I spy a fair sized canker at 12 O’clock high above them beautiful lactation machines. Of course no lady is perfect (cept DDP) so we’ll continue with what I think will be a very favorable rating.
1) Face: Love that tasseled hair. It crowns what is the face of a Greek goddess. Firm skin, well shaped nose and very alluring gaze. She is looking into the distance probably contemplating having her loins gently messaged to the point of an earth-shattering orgasm by a well endowed, mature gentleman like myself. Rating: “A+”.
2) Arms: Can’t pass up these fantastic upper appendages. Look at those smooth, firm, well shaved pits. OMFG……My tongue is champing at the bit to slowly, sensually lick those musky axillary fossa. Down boy. It’s not polite to jump up while the Toe is doing his analysis. Long, firm and so wonderful. Those arms were made to wrap around my firm glutes while we rest between carnal hi-jinx. Rating: “A+”.
3) Boobs: A gift from Mother Nature. Absolutely, positively natural. Never ever touched by the blade of Dr. Finkelstein. Firm, perfectly shaped and tipped by those marvelous aureoles. I can’t think of any negative aspects after 30 minutes of staring at these puppies. Rating: “A+++”.
4) Torso: Wow, what a marvel of firm, tight flesh. I could linger over her beautiful navel for hours, mining for lint in that cavern with my tongue. Yum, yum. A little lite soy sauce, a dusting of pepper and that’d make a meal fit for a king. Rating: “A++”.
5) Upper thighs: Too bad the remainder of her lower appendages aren’t in view cause a glimpse of her upper thighs is just slight taste of her long, shapely legs. However, from what I can see, aided by my powerful magnifying glass I’ll put those quadriceps femoris high on the scale of lovely loins. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”. It was only the sight of that chest canker that lowered my expert rating by one “+”.
Yup this lady’s got perfection in every anatomical part. Next to DDP I’d definitely hook-up with her long term (at least 24 hours). But, being a true faithful lad I can’t deny my everlasting love for the only woman in my life, DDP.
Have no fear my dear. This lady might cause my Testerosterone levels to rise, but on you DDP can successfully stimulate my anterior cingulate cortex, my parietal cortex and hypothalamus to the point of an earth shattering orgasm that registers a 9.5 on the Richter scale. 🙂
The only reason the areolae meet your standards are because they are puckered. Had they not been, you would be screaming about hubcaps.
Maybe…..maybe not Denny.
If I were there and had a hair dryer I might prove your analysis wrong.
Mighty fine example of boobage!!!!!
I broke the little roller button on my mouse trying to photo down
It’s only Saturday Boobage.
There’s that evil word, again – crop.
😉
An absolutely beautiful little innie tummy button. She can carry a flag with it in my parade any day.
Is that Sarah Palin!? There’s usually a reason that the arms are held aloft. Droopage. But, don’t get me wrong, she is yummy.
She looks more like Stana Katic to me!