Toejam….Sorry I have been away so much. As you know, I’m on the road for much of the summer, so I keep ending up in places with no internet or iffy internet.
I can’t wait to get back to Malibu and do you right.
GAG! Another of Denny’s torture babes. Far over-sized boobs & aureoles and no leg views. On top of that her face hasn’t left a great impression on my oversized genitals. The stone wall, however, looks like it was created by a very talented stone mason. I might even have to create a category for that. After all, we’ll need one that goes over the “D” mark.
1) Face: Let’s face it. This babe isn’t a raven-haired beauty, but if I woke up next to her and glanced over at her I wouldn’t toss her out of the sack. Hair’s kinda unkempt, eyes beady, but her lips look OK. I’d use them as a bench-rest for my 40mm pennon…Locked & loaded. Rating: “C”.
2) Boobage: Sadly, I have to make the “F” call. There’s a lot there, but nothing to be proud of. Those mammoth mounds are not Mother Nature’s creation nor are they the product of Dr. Finkelstein’s brilliant work. They look more like a Star War Wookie head, sans the hair. But If I could get a closer peek I’d probable see plenty of cilia follicles. To top off these bloated boobs are aureoles bigger than the Death Star. Denny’s most likely snickering in glee as he reads this. He, besides having “anger issues”, has a streak of sadism that rivals that of the former master of misery; Marquis de Sade. Rating: “F”.
3) Arms: Probably the saving grace. Slender, lean and from the photo not covered in dark, thick hair. Yup, those beauties are definitely her finest assets. I’d be happy if she would hop off that wall and show her gams. Generally, as a rule a woman’s legs mirror her arms. So those lower appendages should be fine. Sadly, I can’t rate something I can’t see. Rating: “A-“.
Toejam overall rating: “D-“. Saved by her high arm rating.
DDP is ignoring my lusty, amorous postings lately. I guess my previous proposal we have a “three-some” with Chelsea Clinton didn’t go over too well. OK, I admit I also threw in the proviso that Hillary video the session for her “Les-be-slit-licker’s facebook” social page. I guess that was the straw that broke DDP’s will to have a lusty evening. Sorry dear, I whole-heartedly apologize. Time for my morning pee porridge and tea folks. (Yes, my urine looks like a mixture of oatmeal and green tea. I figure it’s time to get the ole prostate checked). I have a 28 year old, gorgeous blonde, female, nymphomaniac proctologist who not only accepts ObamaCare payments but who’s father owns a chain of liquor stores.
Sorry, DDP I was so intent in my rating I missed your previous message.
I miss you so much I ache all over (OK some spots more than others) with a rabid lust that can’t be sated until you and I are melted together in an erotic coupling! 🙂
Holy Cow, and I mean that in a good way. TJ will go off on those.
No doubt TJ will go ballistic, but I’m willing to smother.
Toejam….Sorry I have been away so much. As you know, I’m on the road for much of the summer, so I keep ending up in places with no internet or iffy internet.
I can’t wait to get back to Malibu and do you right.
XxxOoo~
Let me guess…he’s gonna get a Toe job?
Thank you Denny, This will help start my Saturday off with a smile.
GAG! Another of Denny’s torture babes. Far over-sized boobs & aureoles and no leg views. On top of that her face hasn’t left a great impression on my oversized genitals. The stone wall, however, looks like it was created by a very talented stone mason. I might even have to create a category for that. After all, we’ll need one that goes over the “D” mark.
1) Face: Let’s face it. This babe isn’t a raven-haired beauty, but if I woke up next to her and glanced over at her I wouldn’t toss her out of the sack. Hair’s kinda unkempt, eyes beady, but her lips look OK. I’d use them as a bench-rest for my 40mm pennon…Locked & loaded. Rating: “C”.
2) Boobage: Sadly, I have to make the “F” call. There’s a lot there, but nothing to be proud of. Those mammoth mounds are not Mother Nature’s creation nor are they the product of Dr. Finkelstein’s brilliant work. They look more like a Star War Wookie head, sans the hair. But If I could get a closer peek I’d probable see plenty of cilia follicles. To top off these bloated boobs are aureoles bigger than the Death Star. Denny’s most likely snickering in glee as he reads this. He, besides having “anger issues”, has a streak of sadism that rivals that of the former master of misery; Marquis de Sade. Rating: “F”.
3) Arms: Probably the saving grace. Slender, lean and from the photo not covered in dark, thick hair. Yup, those beauties are definitely her finest assets. I’d be happy if she would hop off that wall and show her gams. Generally, as a rule a woman’s legs mirror her arms. So those lower appendages should be fine. Sadly, I can’t rate something I can’t see. Rating: “A-“.
Toejam overall rating: “D-“. Saved by her high arm rating.
DDP is ignoring my lusty, amorous postings lately. I guess my previous proposal we have a “three-some” with Chelsea Clinton didn’t go over too well. OK, I admit I also threw in the proviso that Hillary video the session for her “Les-be-slit-licker’s facebook” social page. I guess that was the straw that broke DDP’s will to have a lusty evening. Sorry dear, I whole-heartedly apologize. Time for my morning pee porridge and tea folks. (Yes, my urine looks like a mixture of oatmeal and green tea. I figure it’s time to get the ole prostate checked). I have a 28 year old, gorgeous blonde, female, nymphomaniac proctologist who not only accepts ObamaCare payments but who’s father owns a chain of liquor stores.
Awww Toejam….we are only ships that pass in the night! If you scroll up, you will see that I was here earlier looking for you. Maybe next week….
XxxOoo~
Sorry, DDP I was so intent in my rating I missed your previous message.
I miss you so much I ache all over (OK some spots more than others) with a rabid lust that can’t be sated until you and I are melted together in an erotic coupling! 🙂
Hep!!!
Somewhere Bob Hope is smiling and humming Thanks for the Mammaries!
A-
Thanks Denny, these are wunnerful! Next you need to give us her phone number!!
I have the number, Mike
Just dial 1800-bad tits
If she was on top of me, I wouldn’t mind her leaning over and dangling those in my face. Wouldn’t mind at all.
Perfect real breast.
A++++++