Not much on offer today as far as the Boobage contestant. She appears to have started life in the U.S. as an undocumented migrant who, as a wee little lass started out in the Aztec empire took a freight train North and rode inside the backpack of Pedro through the desert to wind up in Austin, Texas where she was greeted by Nancy Piss-Lousy along with the ubiquitous Mormon Messiah; Harry “the tweety-bird” Reid. and immediately granted citizenship if she signed a document to vow to vote Democrat all her life and become a Chicago community organizer after attending the Alinsky institute for Communist indoctrination. Naturally, senorita Gonzalez accepted the offer and was rewarded by William Jefferson Clinton who promised to allow her to sample his 5 inch, bacon flavored taco.
Despite my distaste for dark haired Latino babes I’ll try to be absolutely impartial in my expert analysis of her upper anatomical assets. It’s probably a good thing her legs are totally out of the judging since they most likely have the hairy needle-like texture of a mature saguaro cactus.
1) Face: The usual dark hair, skin and eyes hold absolutely no allure for the lover of a pure Arian loving guy, who delights in feasting his eyes on young women’s blonde hair, fair skin and azure blue eyes. In this case none of those positive assets are present. However, in fairness she does have a certain attractive aura. So after consulting with my fellow experts I’ll bestow a fair mark. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: I believe these tender flesh pots are the best offering she has on the menu. The aureoles appear to be perfectly positioned and in proportion with her ample and natural breasts. Close one’s eyes and proceed to explore these lactation factories and you’d never guess her lineage. Well, except if you drew a deep breath and experienced a nose-bleed from the offending malodor scent of digested jalapeno, mesquite and guacamole emanating from her pores. Rating: “B+”.
3) Torso: Tight, flawless skin with a nice innie and flared hips. As far as I can ascertain her mid-section is the proper shape and does exhibit a touch of sensual erotica. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B”.
Sorry honey. If you had violated the United States border on a flight from Sweden and your name was Greta Johansson the final rating could be bumped up to 1st class.
Finally a short synopsis of my July 4th holiday experience. Lusting for DDP, who at the moment is several thousand mile away left me in a serious depressed condition. Fireworks in the traditional terms held no meaning. The only pyrotechnic display I desire to experience are those elicited by my lovemaking with DDP. Heck, I didn’t even attend the local outdoor festivities where the number of lovely lasses wearing string tops and shorts so short their camel-toe cleavage would harden the corpus spongiosum and make the penile frenulum tingle with erotic delight.
Alas DDP I can’t even get balsa wood without your hot naked body next to mine. So hurry back soon before this frantic dude is found in a padded cell, curled into a ball, salavating and reciting the Kuma Satra word for word over and over.
Well, no offense to TJ or anyone else who doesn’t like this young lady. I think she is hot and would certainly not throw her out of bed for eating tortilla chips. (That’s in reference to the other comments; I have no idea where she might be from If she were sitting o my lap, I wouldn’t give a rat’s orifice from whence she hails…)
This 9-minute video may be of some interest. I post the link with some concern, in that it’s provocative art from a respected director, David Cronenberg. That is to say, it’s serious stuff rather than whacking material, and transcends a Toejam-class analysis. So, for students of disturbing cinema, here’s The Nest.
Not a good likeness of Hillary.
Cheers
My neighbor!
One of the best for a while. TJ might have trouble slamming this one.
Not much on offer today as far as the Boobage contestant. She appears to have started life in the U.S. as an undocumented migrant who, as a wee little lass started out in the Aztec empire took a freight train North and rode inside the backpack of Pedro through the desert to wind up in Austin, Texas where she was greeted by Nancy Piss-Lousy along with the ubiquitous Mormon Messiah; Harry “the tweety-bird” Reid. and immediately granted citizenship if she signed a document to vow to vote Democrat all her life and become a Chicago community organizer after attending the Alinsky institute for Communist indoctrination. Naturally, senorita Gonzalez accepted the offer and was rewarded by William Jefferson Clinton who promised to allow her to sample his 5 inch, bacon flavored taco.
Despite my distaste for dark haired Latino babes I’ll try to be absolutely impartial in my expert analysis of her upper anatomical assets. It’s probably a good thing her legs are totally out of the judging since they most likely have the hairy needle-like texture of a mature saguaro cactus.
1) Face: The usual dark hair, skin and eyes hold absolutely no allure for the lover of a pure Arian loving guy, who delights in feasting his eyes on young women’s blonde hair, fair skin and azure blue eyes. In this case none of those positive assets are present. However, in fairness she does have a certain attractive aura. So after consulting with my fellow experts I’ll bestow a fair mark. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: I believe these tender flesh pots are the best offering she has on the menu. The aureoles appear to be perfectly positioned and in proportion with her ample and natural breasts. Close one’s eyes and proceed to explore these lactation factories and you’d never guess her lineage. Well, except if you drew a deep breath and experienced a nose-bleed from the offending malodor scent of digested jalapeno, mesquite and guacamole emanating from her pores. Rating: “B+”.
3) Torso: Tight, flawless skin with a nice innie and flared hips. As far as I can ascertain her mid-section is the proper shape and does exhibit a touch of sensual erotica. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B”.
Sorry honey. If you had violated the United States border on a flight from Sweden and your name was Greta Johansson the final rating could be bumped up to 1st class.
Finally a short synopsis of my July 4th holiday experience. Lusting for DDP, who at the moment is several thousand mile away left me in a serious depressed condition. Fireworks in the traditional terms held no meaning. The only pyrotechnic display I desire to experience are those elicited by my lovemaking with DDP. Heck, I didn’t even attend the local outdoor festivities where the number of lovely lasses wearing string tops and shorts so short their camel-toe cleavage would harden the corpus spongiosum and make the penile frenulum tingle with erotic delight.
Alas DDP I can’t even get balsa wood without your hot naked body next to mine. So hurry back soon before this frantic dude is found in a padded cell, curled into a ball, salavating and reciting the Kuma Satra word for word over and over.
Awww Toejam~
Sorry I couldn’t set your rockets off this 4th of July. I miss you too. Soon!
~XxxOoo
Toejammer absolutely wrong on this babe; her facial features and her nose are obviously European, not Hispanic. I’m going to guess that she is German…
Guess away, Mein Freund.
The babe’s a beaner fer sure.
Alas, the Walter Bosque label gives the nod to Toejam. He uses Latin models for photography.
Well, no offense to TJ or anyone else who doesn’t like this young lady. I think she is hot and would certainly not throw her out of bed for eating tortilla chips. (That’s in reference to the other comments; I have no idea where she might be from If she were sitting o my lap, I wouldn’t give a rat’s orifice from whence she hails…)
Hell, if she were sittin on my lap she’d be 8 inches taller and have a huge smile on her face.
I have spent most of my life in Texas and TJ – this fine looking lady is clearly not Hispanic/Latino/Mexican descentage!
This 9-minute video may be of some interest. I post the link with some concern, in that it’s provocative art from a respected director, David Cronenberg. That is to say, it’s serious stuff rather than whacking material, and transcends a Toejam-class analysis. So, for students of disturbing cinema, here’s The Nest.
Looked her up, and her name is Camila Almiron, and she is definitely Latina…She’s also GORGEOUS, regardless of where she comes from.