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It should come as no surprise that the award goes to all the vultures who descended upon Ferguson Missouri to stoke the flames of race anger. Anyone could have predicted that notable RWPP Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddy’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton would be johnny on the spot. Sharpton is responsible for more deaths than the Ferguson cop who shot Michael Brown. And of course, Benjamin Crump, who represented the family of St. Trayvon of Skittles is representing the family of Michael Brown, who, I’m sure, will be pictured as a fine upstanding lad who never got into any trouble and who sang in the choir at the local church.

One black dude gets shot by a cop and it’s the crime of the century, meanwhile hundreds of blacks get shot in St. Louis every year but that’s to be excused because it was other black thugs who shot them. It’s only a big deal if a white person, a “white Hispanic” person, or a cop kills one. There are no candle light vigils for the black children shot in drive by shootings by black thugs. Those are reserved for a black thug wannabe shot by a cop. There are not calls for “justice” when blacks gun down other blacks. Those are just statistics or maybe just part of that black culture thing.

So to all of you black assholes who came to Ferguson to make a big deal out of this bullshit, here’s your award.

Many readers sent me this purported quote by Thunder Rodent Thighs about her proudest accomplishment as SecState.

“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I’m glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very proud. I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”

Can anyone tell me WTF that means?

This courtesy of Chris Rock.

Not only will you not get your ass kicked, you prolly won’t get shot either. When I’ve been pulled over by a cop I’m always polite. It’s “Yes officer” or “No officer”, “Yes sir” or “No Sir”. Be polite. It’s a no brainer.

The latest story I heard from Ferguson was that the cop suspected Brown and his friend of a robbery earlier that day and Brown pushed the cop back into his car where they struggled for the gun.

Just remember, when a cop shoots a black dude, it’s grounds for rioting and looting and Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddy’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton coming to town to incite the mob into more looting and violence. Sharpton is responsible for more deaths than the cop who shot Brown. But when a black dude shoots a black dude, it’s a statistic. Just out of curiosity, I wonder how many black dudes around the country have been shot and killed since this happened? Or just in St. Louis? More black dudes are shot every weekend in Chicago by other black dudes than are shot by cops. Dontcha think that is what the black community should be riled up about? Yeah. Me too.

Haven’t really had the gumption to write much this week. There’s stuff to rant about, like the circus back where I grew up in the St. Louis area, but I just can’t seem to do be able to really coherently put my thoughts in print. Hundreds of blacks are killed every year by other blacks, but the black community is up in arms by one isolated incident where a black dude was killed by a cop. It’s ridiculous. Screw it! It’s time for a rant from Ron. I’m off to look at cabinets for my master bath remodeling

Well, I did somethin’ this mornin’ I might later regret today – put the TV back in the kitchen and hooked it up. When the tile crew started work, I disconnected all the displays I would normally watch, leaving only the one in Reggie’s bedroom hooked up (since it’s wall mounted and wouldn’t get in the way).

‘Course when I disconnected the setup in the kitchen, I forgot that it’s the master unit, so while it was out of service, none of her Filipino soaps got recorded. Actually, that’s the main reason I set things back up in the kitchen . . . so she can get her daily ration of SouthEastAsianSoaps.

So I turned stuff on to make sure it was workin’ after bein’ dragged around and cords bein’ stuffed thru holes and wadded all over the place, and what do I see – – – – – –

I see right-wing extremists still engaged in mortal combat with left-wing extremists.

I see shards of forgotten promises and shreds of discarded ethics.

I see that Nancy Pelosi is very obviously still on harsh hallucinogenics.

I see that Harry Reid remains the senatory black hole of reason.

I see that politicians honor their oaths of office in much the same fashion as Mafiosi honor gun laws.

I see that Soetoro’s idea of applying pressure to Russia is having Seal Team Six T-P the Kremlin.

I see that our “green” PotUS has merged the EPA with the ACA in a new policy that will benefit us all, to order the Smoky Mountains to quit smoking.

Change? What change? Same-ol’ same-ol’ my-way-or-the-highway attitude, still campaigning instead of defending the borders, fund-raising instead of defending the Constitution, speechifying instead of defending the disappearing segment of society which still works and pays taxes to keep the dollar flood into the bottomless fiscal swamp in D.C.

Change! Hell, Hitler wanted change. Stalin wanted change. Castro wanted change. Mao wanted change. Pol Pot wanted change. And now Soetoro wants change. Seems to be a kind of trend there.

Anyone who isn’t thoroughly outraged by the Soetoro regime’s fiscal policies and spending habits is either hopelessly brainwashed or economically illiterate. Socialism is the graveyard of empires, but socialists can’t see the forest because of the bushes (pun intended).

And we have had side by side comparisons of socialism versus capitalism and have seen the abject failure of socialism. We have North Korea versus South Korea. Before the Wall fell we had East Germany versus West Germany. We have seen Rhodesia which was the bread basket of Africa which exported food become socialist Zimbabwe which is the basket case of Africa which now has to import food. We have Venezuela which Hugo Chavez destroyed. We have Cuba which Castro destroyed. Yet we still have people on this planet who think that they can make socialism work. One of them sits in the Oval Office.

It’s like homosexuals who claim that Islam is a GOOD religion and simply ignore the fact that Shari’a law prescribes death for them.

And feminists feel the same way even though females are second class citizens under Shari’a and in some cases Mooslimes perform genital mutilation on young girls. Liberalism is a mental disease.

The success of a republic or of a democratic form of governance depends entirely upon the willingness to at least LISTEN to the other side’s points, not to shout them down. It is to compete, yes, but to eventually join forces for the benefit of the entire nation, not just one’s own political party.

What we have today is not debate, but base contradiction and dismissal. To the hard left, anyone who disagrees with them, or just someone they don’t particularly like . . . for ANY reason . . . is a racist, or a bigot, or target.

Of course I’m equally guilty in that regard. If I saw Soetoro, Querrie, Reid, Pelosi, Holder, and Jarrett being swept toward a vortex or maelstrom and I had time to save only one, my first action would be to see what’s in the fridge to make a sandwich from.

But I’ll bet this: for those who claim that the Tea Party is racist because of its firm opposition to the policies and leadership traits of Soetoro’s regime, I submit that virtually every member of the Tea Party would vote for Herman Cain, Ben Carson, Allen West, Thomas Sowell, David Webb, Walter Williams, Tim Johnson, Larry Elder, Jennifer Carroll, Derrick Grayson, Angela McGovern, or Crystal Wright on a ballot opposite a white Democrat tax’n’spender.

And I bet that if you peer deeply into the eyes of Putin, you’ll see minarets, bears, and hammers & sickles. Look into the eyes of Soetoro and you’ll see reflections of Valerie Jarrett, George Soros, fluffy lap dogs, and acorns.

But . . . my back’s not hurtin today. A little stiff, but that’s o.k. Think I’ll give it another day off and just watch some old movies. I oughta be cleanin the inside heat exchanger on my A/C unit, but I don’t wanna do the crawlin around.

Time to quit typin, tho . . . prob’ly already past most people’s saturation point for print. Maybe a cinnamon roll . . . or a nap – decisions, decisions!

And now I’m off to look at cabinets for my master bathroom remodeling project.

So Obungler and Moochelle took some time out from their busy vacation schedule to send condolences to the family of the “choirboy” shot by the cop in Ferguson Missouri. (I’m sure we’ll hear stories about what a fine young fellow he was.) I wonder how the mother of some black child gunned down in a drive by shooting in Chicago feels about that? Is her child not worth the condolences of the first black president and his Wookie wife? Think of all the young black men and children killed in black on black crime every year in every city with a large black population. That’s not as important as the one dude shot by a cop. It might have even been a righteous shooting if there was a struggle for the gun. That gets the publicity but the hundreds of blacks gunned down each year by other blacks are just statistics. No candlelight vigils for them. No Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddy’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton for them. No Benjamin Crump for them. No condolences from Obumbler for them. No riots. No front page news. Virtual silence in the black community. Which is the bigger tragedy?

Look for a bullshit storm to hit the metropolitan St. Louis area today. The family of the black choirboy killed by a cop in Ferguson Missouri, just outside the St. Louis city limits, has hired the same lawyer who represented the family of St. Trayvon of Skittles. And what race baiting circus would be complete without a clown? Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddy’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton is supposed to be in town today. I guess he’ll do his MSDNC show from St. Louis tonight.

No justice, no peace, yada yada yada, blah blah blah. I guess this will be the crime of the century for the next year or so. Nothing like getting some black punk killed to rile up the ghetto dwellers. Besides rioting in Ferguson, they also rioted at the Galleria Mall which is nowhere near Ferguson. It must have been pretty bad ’cause they had to lock it down.

I see Robin Williams died of an apparent suicide. He had been fighting depression for quite some time. What is it with comics and depression? It seems many of the funniest have some sort of mental problems or problems in general in their personal lives. Some were just downright mean to those around them. He was a funny guy and just great at improvisation. I remember reading about when he was on Mork and Mindy sometimes the writers would just put in the script, Mork does his thing, since he would ad-lib a lot and deviate from the script. Another good one gone this year.

Ralph Gizzip sent me this one.

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Karl U suggested I do a Uriah Heep song, and I had every intention of doing so but I stumbled upon this cover of Deep Purple’s Highway Star by Chickenfoot. I’ve wanted to post Deep Purple doing it but every live version I’ve found on YouTube sucked. The solos have all been changed from the studio album and unfortunately not for the better. Check out Satriani doing not only Blackmores’s guitar solo but Lord’s organ solo played on guitar. From the lead in you think they’re gonna do Bad Motor Scooter. Then Satriani does the organ part from the beginning of Highway Star.

Holy f’ing crap! They look they’re really having a blast! Look at the energy and enthusiasm! And this live version is better than any of the Deep Purple’s live versions I’ve found on YouTube.