A beautiful piece for a beautiful summer day.

Bach transcribes so well to guitar.

This one comes from Dave.

Judi, the blonde uninformed voter, runs crying into the office.

“What’s wrong?” gasps her best friend Carol.

“It’s my boyfriend,” gushes Judi. “He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!”

“My god,” shrieks Carol. “Did it chop off his WHOLE finger!?”

“No thank goodness,” sniffs Judi. “But it was the one just next to it!”

This one comes from Lyle.

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This week I’m gonna give it to that senile old anti-Semitic goat, Jimmah Carter who, up ’til now, has done more to promote Islamic terrorism than any other president in American history. Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade isn’t finished yet. Jimmah allowed Islamic nutjobs to take over Iran, Obungler is gonna let them get nukes. Just recently. he weighed in on the Israeli/ Paleoswinian situation.

Jimmy Carter, the former president of the United States, has called on Western powers to recognise Hamas as a legitimate “political actor”.

The 39th President said that the Palestinian group, which America defines as a terrorist organisation, cannot be “wished away” in an article he co-wrote with the former Irish president Mary Robinson for Foreign Policy magazine.

“There is no humane or legal justification for the way the Israeli Defence Forces are conducting this war,” Carter and Robinson wrote.

Fuck you, you demented idiot. What about Hamas firing rockets into Israel trying to kill civilians? That’s OK, but when Israel retaliates, that’s bad. Why not some harsh words about Hamas?

“Hamas cannot be wished away, nor will it co-operate in its own demise,” they continued.

But Israel is supposed to cooperate in its own demise?

“Only by recognising its legitimacy as a political actor — one that represents a substantial portion of the Palestinian people — can the West begin to provide the right incentives for Hamas to lay down its weapons.”

Howza ’bout we kill all of you terrorist goat boinkers? That will help your demise. I would not lose a bit of sleep if all of the Paleoswinians were to be killed tomorrow. After all, Paleoswinian “civilians” danced in the streets when the twin towers went down. They have had multiple offers for their own state but they have turned them all down because those offers didn’t include the destruction of Israel which is their only real goal. I wish Jimmah Carter would just STFU and go away. He proved how capable he was on foreign policy in 1979 when he allowed a bunch of Iranian “students” take our diplomats hostage. Up until Obungler, he was prolly the most inept president in the history of this country. At least now, he will no longer be able to claim that distinction. Another thing he’ll never be able to claim is that he won as many AOTW Awards as Obumbler, but at least he beat him out this week.

GFY Jimmah!

Thanks to Ric for this one.

I guess I should have warned people to put down their drinks before seeing this. Sorry about your keyboards and displays.

Toejam sent me this.

I know someone like that. Stupid people are so dumb they don’t realize that they are stupid. Case in point: Plugs (His latest gaffe was calling Africa “a nation”). Flipper. Obungler. (If he’s so smart why does he refuse to release his college transcripts? Shouldn’t we get to see the academic proof of his brilliance?) Moochelle. Most garden variety liberals.

So, I opened up this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation and came acr0oss the following letter from som booger eatin’ moh-ron named GERSON PAULL:

There is an analogy between the crisis in the Middle East and the gridlock in our federal government. The late Golda Meir said, “Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us.” The gridlock in the federal government between Congress and President Barack Obama will end when the Republicans in Congress love this country more than they hate our president.

Uh no! You got it wrong. This stuff will end when Obungler decides to love this country more than he loves himself and his vision for this country which is that of a Third World socialist state. This is a man who told Republicans right after the election in 2008 “I will trump you on that because I won.” Right off the bat he informed him that there would be no compromise with the Republicans.

This is a man who, right off the bat, pissed off our closest ally, the UK. He has shown weakness when it has come to our enemies. Our enemies are laughing at us for electing this lightweight pussy. Meanwhile, our allies no longer trust us.

He does not believe in American exceptionalism.

He and his wife are both virulent racists who hate white people. He has been the most divisive (not to mention the most incompetent) president of my lifetime and I lived during Jimmah Carter’s disastrous four years in office.

While the economy has suffered through the worst recovery from a recession in my lifetime he, his wife, and his freeloading mother-in-law have lived it up like royalty taking extravagant vacations.

By his explosion in gummint spending, he has managed to make Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler look like a fiscal conservative by comparison with his trillion dollar deficits.

He has wasted money funding now bankrupt solar energy firms to fight nonexistent global warming.

Meanwhile, the Senate, which is controlled by his party, has refused to pass budgets, in violation of its own rules, for the last six years. The House has passed bills that have gone to the Senate to die and the Republicans are responsible for this, how?

Is it loving your country when you give firearms to Mexican cartels?

Is it loving your country when you refuse to protect the southern border?

Is it loving your country to attempt to govern by executive fiat in violation of the Constitution you swore to protect and defend?

It’s not the Republicans who are anti-American, it’s Obumbler. Since when is it anti-American to support the Constitution of the United States? Oblunder hates the Constitution. He considers it a hindrance to his plans to remake the United States into his dream of a socialist utopia.

Gerson Paull you are ignorant, stupid, or both. People like you make me sick. I hate to even breath the same oxygen you do. You are a waste of that oxygen. GFY!

I just love all of these global warming stories like this one that Toejam sent me.

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – The area is on track for our coolest summer since 2009, but that’s leaving some people with seasonal depression, CBS 2’s Cindy Hsu reported.

Staten Island high school seniors Gabriell Vinci and Antoinette DiStefano said summer is going by way too fast.

“It’s very depressing,” Vinci said.

Wait a minute! How can this be? I read the other day that we just experienced the hottest June on record. Now we have an LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party outlet telling us that we’re on track for “our coolest summer since 2009”? Heads are gonna roll for this. Or maybe it’s the hottest June that caused the coolest July. Yeah. That’s the ticket.

Even though summer is only halfway over, Donna Barnes said she is feeling the frantic rush.

“I have to admit, I’ve got a little bit of a panic of like there’s so many things that I wanted to do that I haven’t done yet,” Barnes said.

Barnes said she is trying to slow things down with pictures; she snapped one of the green trees in Central Park during the summer in the same spot she took a picture of snow-covered trees back in February.

Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert said this year’s summer sadness has a lot to do with the weather.

“Following the long, cold winter, they just expected a really long, hot summer, so they’re not seeing that,” Alpert said.

And we all know that the “long, cold winter” was caused by global warming. At least that’s what Robin, this site’s pet liberal, told us and he’s got a Master’s Degree so he’s smarter than we uneducated rubes. The Polar Vortex was caused by warm weather at the North Pole. Really. He had a link to the story that posited that and everything.

As CBS 2 reported, this July was the coolest one the area has seen in five years and so far, there have been no heat waves.

That’s because of global warming. If not for global warming there would have been heat waves. At least that’s the way I think it works. Robin hasn’t checked in to enlighten me about the cool summer.

Back-to-school sales are already in full swing and best friends Anya Milberg and Lyla said they feel the summer rush.

“It goes really fast because then suddenly you’re back at school and then you’re like, ‘Oh no, winter is coming, it’s going to be so cold,’” 10-year-old Anya said.

Candice Hoyes said she is feeling it too, especially with her daughter growing up so fast and at summer day camp for the first time.

“It does feel shorter, it feels like it flew by,” Hoyes said.

So there ya go. Global warming causes short summers. Remember, the Last Centurion and Fallen Angel were just novels.

Toejam sent me this.

Works for me. I just lost a friend because I just got tired of putting up with his assholiness. Who wants someone around who picks fights about the slightest little thing, especially when he’s wrong over 95% of the time? 100% wrong over baseball. Or who starts an argument about sumpin’ he knows nothing about? After a while, you just get tired of the bullshit. Life’s too short. I thought I left all the bullshit behind after I retired from IBM. I guess not.

In line with my previous post.

From Toejam who sez it’s from a housing project’s parking lot. I guess dat be raciss!