How dumb do you have to be to pick a fight in a field you know nothing about with a guy who spent 27.5 years in that field? Pretty freakin’ dumb, right? I agree.

Carl sent me this slightly bawdy pun.

After a visit to a “house of ill repute”, a man notices green lumps
on his willy, so he goes to the doctor.

“That’s serious” says the doctor. “You know how wrestlers get
cauliflower ears?”

“Yes” says the man seriously.

“Well” says the doctor, “You’ve got (more…)

Don sent me this one.

A film is about to start in the movie theater and
people are waiting anxiously for the trailers to finish,
so that they can watch the movie.

All of a sudden, a female uninformed voter gets up from her seat and
starts making her way out of the theater, tripping people up, constantly
apologizing and feeling her way in the dark.

Eventually, someone says to her, Look, couldn’t you have done
this before everything started? I’m trying to watch the screen!”

The uniformed voter replies, “Well, the ‘Please switch off your
phones’ sign just came on and my phone is in the car!”

Knocker versus knockers. (more…)

I hear Flipper said we weren’t at war with ISIS. Did anyone tell him that they’re at war with us? He’s really taking seriously his job of making Thunder Rodent Thighs look good at SecState in comparison to him.

This week I’m gonnagive a joint award to two employees of our gummint schools. The first person is the teacher behind this homework assignment. Thanks to Jon for the link.

D.C. Public Schools homework assignment asks 6th graders to compare Bush to Hitler.

A D.C. public school gave a sixth grade class a homework assignment that required students to draw comparisons between former President George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler.

The assignment was given out this week at McKinley Tech Middle School in Northeast and has angered at least one parent who complained about the homework.

As well it should. Didn’t the libs quit comparing Bush to Hitler six years ago? Evidently not.

A copy of the assignment, made by the parent, instructs students to draw examples from two texts they were assigned and to fill in a Venn diagram with similarities and differences between the two men.

“Now that we have read about two men of power who abused their power in various ways, we will compare and contrast them and their actions. Please refer to your texts, ‘Fighting Hitler — A Holocaust Story’ and ‘Bush: Iraq War Justified Despite No WMD’ to compare and contrast former President George W. Bush and Hitler. We will use this in class tomorrow for an activity!” reads the text at the top of the assignment.

The parent, who asked not to be named, said when he called the school office to complain he was told that the assignment was part of a curriculum unit approved by the school system. He said his sixth-grader’s class had been studying both the Holocaust and the Iraq war.

Yannow I’ll bet the teachers at this school would be outraged if there was an assignment to compare Obungler to Hitler. That would actually be a more apt comparison since Obungler has abused power far more than Bush did. The War Powers Act comes to mind. Bush got Congressional approval for the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq unlike Obungler for Libya. Taking out American citizens with drone strikes is an abuse of power as well. I could go on, but I don’t think sixth grade students should compare any American president to Hitler. That is beyond the pale.

A spokeswoman for D.C. Public Schools said the two readings were among suggested curriculum the school system had previously approved but that the texts were not meant to be compared in the manner assigned by the teacher.

“The teacher deeply regrets this mistake, and any suggestion to malign the presidency or make any comparison in this egregious way,” spokeswoman Melissa Salmanowitz said.

No. The teacher regrets getting caught. Do you want to make a little wager as to which political party this teacher supports?

And, Michael S. sent me this story.

ROCHESTER, Mich. (WJBK) – Lieutenant Colonel Sherwood Baker says he is just a father who was trying to help his daughter find her way at her new high school.
Lt… Baker has served in the Army for 24 years. This past week he was told by Rochester Adams high school security that if he wanted to get into the high school with his daughter he was going to have to go home and change his clothes.

Baker’s wife, Rachel Ferhadson says, “Before he was allowed in, the security guard stopped him and said sorry your not allowed in the school. Security told him men and women in uniform weren’t allowed because it may offend another student.”

Offend another student? WTF? Here is a man who is willing to lay down his life for his country and this may offend another student? Any student who is offended by a man in uniform can kiss my crippled ass! This security guard can kiss my crippled ass as well! He wouldn’t make a pimple on the ass of the man in the uniform.

Rochester Schools superintendent Robert Shaner, who is a veteran himself, quickly took care of the situation apologizing to the family for their troubles.

They have Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Awareness classes. Maybe we need to have a Respect For a Military Dude class for this clueless security butthead.

He and the DC teacher share the AOTW Award this week.

People send me books. Sometimes I actually review them. Sometimes I don’t. The least I can do is give them a plug like Insty does. Here goes. Got this one today. How Adam Smith Can Change Your Life: an Unexpected Guide to Human Nature and Happiness

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stolen from Insty who has been saying for the last few years, “At this point the Carter administration is the best case scenario.”

I think that when all is said and done, Obungler will not be known as the black Jimmah Carter, Jimmah will be known as the white Obumbler.

This is prolly made up but it’s still funny. Got it from Mo K and Matt.

George sent me this one.

Having blown himself up, an 18-year-old suicide bomber appeared before Allah.

He said, “Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I’m only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won’t know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?”

Allah regarded him for a moment and then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous, and frankly, you’ll be on constant, exhausting duty.”

The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that… How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”

And Allah replied, “Who said they were women?”

What have we here? Earliest snowfall in Rapid City since 1888.

An early September winter storm in the Black Hills has dumped up to 8 inches of snow in the area, while Rapid City received its earliest snowfall in more than 120 years.

Jon Chamberlain, meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Rapid City, said almost 1 inch of snow had fallen in downtown Rapid City by 8:30 a.m. while 2 inches was measured in higher elevations in town.

The snowfall in downtown Rapid City is the earliest in the city since 1888, the NWS said. The previous early snowfall mark was seven-tenths of an inch on Sept. 13, 1970.

I’m sure the Global Warming buttheads will say this is because of warming at the North Pole which pushed cold air down to South Dakota. That’s what they blamed the cold winter on. Remember, to the true believers of the Church of AGW, global warming causes every thing.

Aren’t we glad that Fallen Angel and The Last Centurion were just novels?