I went back into my pun file and found this one from Richard.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were doing their usual investigative business when they uncovered an amazing painting. At first glance, it looked like a picture of normal oak tree, in the middle of a wilderness. But on closer examination, they realized it was very surreal. The tree’s trunk was actually made of fire, and its branches were ice, clouds and earth. “What is it?” asked Watson in awe.
“It’s an element tree, my dear Watson,” said Holmes.
Not the most classical Oak in the forest, Denny.
It’s the WIND, Labowski…….Not clouds!
Approaching his apartment, Dr Watson hears a great commotion coming from behind its door. It sounds as if a terrible altercation is ensuing. Fearing for his friend, he immediatly bursts in, only to find Holmes on the floor have sex with a young girl in a school uniform. Not comprehending what it is he could possibly be seeing, he exclaims, “My god Holmes what kind of schoolgirl is this?