Tom sent me this one.
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.
Her husband isn’t there, and she doesn’t want
to name them without him seeing them first. But
the hospital insists that the babies must be
named by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louie
overhears this and he names them (unbeknownst to
the couple).
Later the husband arrives, and the
happy couple are set to name the babies when a
nurse informs them that Uncle Louie already took
care of that. “Oh no!” they cry. “He’s crazy and
doesn’t know what he’s doing. What names did he
pick?”
The nurse says, “Well, he named the girl
Deniece.”
“Whew, not bad. In fact, that’s nice.
And how about the boy?”
“Denephew.”
Best, Tom
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What’s Uncle Louie’s last name?………………Debarf?
I suspect that Uncle Louie’s last name is D’Um$hit.
The last time I heard a joke that dumb was back when Moses and I herded sheep together.
You marry one? 🙂
No, Toejam. But I did marry a Norwegian. ‘Nuff said.
Did you have to keep the Arabs from boinking them back then?
We tried, Denny. But those goat-f**kers kept getting through. That is why our sheep had so many kids.
I like the Hispanic version better. JoseA, and JoseB.
shamelessly stolen from Jerry Cowler