Once upon a time, before the age of political correctness and before everything was racist, we would have adopted a common sense solution and forbidden possible Ebola carriers from Western Africa to enter this country. So far, we have three Ebola cases and more to come and what’s the response? Well, by George, we’re gonna take the temperature of people arriving from Western Africa. Fat lot of good that will do.

Meanwhile, these idiots say we need to “stop Ebola at its source”. Fine. That’s all well and good but shouldn’t that also include keeping it “at its source” and not allowing it into this country? That’s how we used to do stuff. It’s called a quarantine. Remember that? That’s the way we used to handle infectious diseases before the era of Hope and Change and political correctness.

And just wait until the military we are sending over there starts getting infected with the Ebola virus. Won’t that be great?

But, we did elect the first black president and that’s the important thing ain’t it?

Yannow, when I hear the bozos in charge of our Ebola policies defending their incompetence, I’d ask just how stupid do they think Americans are to believe their bullshit, but that question has pretty much been answered, hasn’t it? Americans elected Obeauzeau twice didn’t they? They elected an unqualified empty suit on the basis of his race and his ability to read words, written by others, off a TelePrompTer. And, I’m still holding to my prediction that three red state senators will be reelected in November. People who are against Obummercare and who voted against Obummer and his policies, will vote for people who voted for Obummercare and who will support all of his policies. It boggles the mind.

How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out for ya now? And just remember all of you people in red states like North Carolina, voting for the Dimocrat senator running for reelection is a vote for Obola and his stupid Ebola policies. And I’m also talking to my fellow Georgia voters. Michelle Nunn will not be the second coming of her father, Sam Nunn. Sam Nunn was a conservative Dimocrat. That species is now extinct. Michelle Nunn is a dyed in the wool liberal. She will support all of Obumbler’s policies, including his stupid policy of allowing infected Ebola people from West Africa into this country. His open borders have already allowed drug resistant strains of TB into this country.

We’re doomed!

Heironymus sent me the following.

AlphaDelta sent me a link to this post.

Lakes Superior and Lake Michigan are currently six degrees colder than last year. If the water continues to remain colder than normal, it could have an impact on Michigan’s winter in several ways.

Currently Lake Superior has an average surface water temperature of 47.6 degrees. Last year on this date Lake Superior was at 53.7 degrees. The long-term average water temperature on Lake Superior for October 11 is 51.1 degrees.

So Lake Superior is 6.1 degrees colder than this time last year, and 3.5 degrees colder than normal.

Lake Michigan has an average surface water temperature of 56.0 degrees, while last year at this time it was 62.1 degrees. The long-term average water temperature on Lake Michigan for October 11 is 58.4 degrees.

Lake Michigan is also 6.1 degrees colder than this time last year, and 2.4 degrees colder than average.

Lake Huron is 5 degrees colder than last year, and only 1.5 degrees colder than normal.

Love that global warming climate change!

How can this impact Michigan’s winter?
The Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, especially Lake Superior and Lake Michigan, influence our winter temperatures and snowfall.

A warmer Lake Superior and Lake Michigan can really have a modifying effect on bitter cold temperatures. For example, in an early season cold outbreak, Green Bay, WI may have a temperature of 20 degrees. Traverse City, on our side of Lake Michigan, may hold in the mid 30s for temperatures. I usually figure there is a 10 to 20 degree warming effect from Lake Michigan, and also Lake Superior.

But if the lake temperatures continue at this colder pace, cold air will have an easier time moving into Michigan.

So the first impact of cold water could be earlier cold temperatures in November and December.

If the lakes continue through winter colder than normal, freezing over of the lakes would happen earlier.

Somehow some true believer will figger out a way to blame this on global warming climate change.

Where did the day go? Too lazy to write. Here’s Ron.

Sure will be glad when this mid-term prediction festival ends in about 3 weeks. Tired of hearing about polls and opinions and statistics and all that rot. Jeeeez, if you went by statistics, the average human would have one breast and one testicle.

Tired of self-appointed knowitalls such as Karl Rove

He’s supposed to be some kind of genius but totally blew his prediction in 2012. He’s supposedly a Lee Atwater protege. If so, Atwater didn’t do a very good job of training him.

or Bob Beckel

If Beckel gets any fatter he’s gonna explode.

who put great credence in a whole range of large animal droppings and believe that only an intense study of phrenology or a religious adherence to total government can ensure the happiness of guys who like to drive nails with hammers and catch fish by hand lines and rebuild burnt-out engines and herd cattle all day and drink beer all night.

All any of the politicos want to do is win. Period. The long-range security and economic health of the nation are far down on their priority lists. It’s all about acquiring and maintaining control over the legislature with a PotUS at the top of the heap busily developing creative new ways to subvert existing law and waste public treasure. The Congress is a parasitical club whose members are spoiled brats with the habits of pickpockets, the ethics of shoplifters, the morals of chimpanzees, and the integrity of two-year-olds.

Most of these buttheads should be tried and convicted for treason for violating their oath of office. They take an oath to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States and immediately try to subvert said Constitution. Obummercare is unconstitutional. I just wonder how they got to Roberts.

The whole thing has given me a bad case of politiphobia, with side effects of advanced senataversion and 4th stage reprevulsion. The entire legislative branch is crippled by the dreaded verisivirus and no longer able to communicate in anything other than authentic doublespeak. Even worse is the executive, which is paralyzed by ethiclepsy and pretrification of the neocortex, a condition resulting from having the wrong amount of wrong in power positions such as PotUS and Attorney General.

Holder’s main job is protecting the crook in the White House.

Once again, just as with VietNam, our government has proven that the only force on this planet which can defeat the US militarily and economically is the Democratic Party. Obamafraud went to great lengths to demonstrate that truism with his fervent and single-minded need to remove all US combat forces from Iraq at exactly the wrong point in history. And the likelihood is great that we will hire yet another unqualified pathological libliar as ringmaster for the D.C. circus, very likely a fat, aging, potty-mouthed penis-envier who is famous for absolutely nothing and infamous for nearly everything.

Could he be referring to Thunder Rodent Thighs?

Soetoro is the classic case of the joke leading the broke. He and his supporters have spent billions over the past 7 years or so erecting and gilding the proper theater for his glorious worship based on misplaced ethnic loyalty and misdirected liberal guilt. His sole achievement during 6 years of presidency has been a badly conceived, obscenely funded, poorly constructed, disastrously introduced, deceptively hyped, and clumsily managed health-care system with more exceptions and exemptions than a Kennedy IRS 1040 form.

And now the “Republican” leading the Defense Department is changing the mission of the military to fighting nonexistent global warming.

A major part of his problem, other than his complete lack of skill and experience for the job to which he aspired, is that he has no cultural or religious or traditional connection to the American people. Of course having been raised as a Muslim and then living in a stoned alternate realm where academia and reality are interchangeable gave him the impression that a good speech can fix anything, and where government doesn’t have the power or the freedom to make things conform to his socialist agenda, thuggery certainly does.

He did start his political career in Chicago where thuggery rules.

Given the nomination, even the hint of it, to run for high public office, I would indeed run . . . as fast and far away from it as I could manage. I pity whoever takes the reins on 20 January 2017. Too many problems, many of which are insoluble, such as the turmoil in the Middle East, which NObody has a viable answer for. NObody.

Yet every administration keeps trying to fix what is unfixable. The only solution the Arabs will accept is the complete destruction of Israel.

Soetoro will continue to annoy and alienate our allies, fiddle with the economy without a clue as to what the consequences might be, dismantle the military, shred the Constitution, and ratchet up health-care costs so that eventually the only answer to the problem will be taxpayer-funded medical care for everyone doled out by bureaucrats with no experience, no humanity, and no repercussions for screwing things up and getting people killed a la the VA modus operandi.

He will simply spin, stonewall, backpedal, and delay as many problems as he can and then pass them along to his successor so that he can go off and collect 5-figure fees for appearances, 6-figure payments for speeches, and 7-figure royalties for books, which other unicorn-riding and pot-smoking limousine liberals will write for him.

For the devout Obamolatrists, the secret to a pleasant, fulfilling, satisfying life is to just relax and enjoy the utter bliss of being repeatedly duped, constantly misled, legislatively screwed, and economically exploited. Pundits and “experts” such as Beckel, Rove, Carville, Luntz, and all the rest like to give the impression that they’re on top of things, deep thinkers, clever strategists, wise counselors, and the most sophisticated minds out there, and they are . . . up to the point where they’re all completely fulla shit.

And that’s the name of that tune.

I pulled this quote out of an email from Ron.

Once again, just as with VietNam, our government has proven that the only force on this planet which can defeat the US militarily and economically is the Democratic Party.

How true that is. I was talking to Recondo32 (who was a Ranger in Viet Nam) over the weekend at the Hysterics at Eric’s and we recalled how Tet was a major disaster for the NVA and the Viet Cong. We kicked their asses! Unfortunately, we had rat bastard commies like “the most trusted man in America”, Walter Cronkite who reported it as a defeat. We won on the battlefields of Viet Nam and lost in the United States. Then, after signing the peace treaty the Dimocrats cut off the promised aid to South Viet Nam and the war was totally lost. Remember the pictures of the helo leaving the American embassy in Saigon? Get ready for a reprise at the American embassy in Baghdad. ISIS is on the outskirts of Baghdad and airstrikes won’t stop them.

Get those helicopters fired up and ready!

I read in the paper this morning that donors at an international conference have pledged $2.7 billion to rebuild the Gaza strip. That’s like rebuilding businesses in Ferguson Missouri. Some black dude said that if the businesses that were looted and destroyed didn’t rebuild “there would be hell to pay”. There’s an incentive to rebuild right there. The owner of the QuikTrip that was burned in Ferguson already said that he wouldn’t rebuild. Why bother when it’s likely that feral blacks will go on another rampage and burn it down again?

But I digress.

Why give money to the Paleoswinians? Most of it will go to line bank accounts of corrupt leaders (Arafat died a billionaire) and the rest will go to buy weapons and rockets to be used against Israel. Only a small portion will actually go to rebuild Gaza. And just like in Ferguson, parts of Gaza will be destroyed again as Hamas continues its war against Israel.

Middle East peace. Yeah. Like that’s gonna happen. The Paleoswinians could have had their “state” many many years ago, but the destruction of Israel is more important than having their own state. Arafat walked away from the best deal that he would ever get. Golda Meir stated it best when she said that there “would be no peace until the Palestinians loved their children more than they hated the Jews”. Not much chance of that.

Let’s flush more money down the drain for the poor Paleoswinians.

Stole this off Facebook from reader Vicki.

The same goes for Jesse Hymnietown Jackson and the rest of the fake black reverends who are really just RWPPs. If they really cared about their “flocks” they would be preaching on how blacks could succeed rather than blaming whitey for everything and getting rich while doing it. Jesse extorted a beer distributorship in Chicago for his family from Anheuser Busch.

They should be preaching my three rules for how to avoid poverty.

1. Stay in school. Get as much education as you can. At least finish high school. If you can’t afford college go to a trade school or join the military. The black dropout rate in high school is astronomical.

2. Develop a work ethic. Start early. Unfortunately, the Dimocrats desire to raise the minimum wage means businesses can’t afford unskilled labor for entry level jobs. That’s one reason the unemployment rate for black youths is off the charts. Who knew (other than I) that blacks would do worse under Obola than they would do under Reagan and both Bushes? Obungler has been a disaster for blacks. I, on the other hand, have done very well financially under this disastrous empty suit. The rich get richer because they continue to do the things that make them rich: saving, investing, and not living beyond one’s means. The poor get poorer because they continue to do the things that make them poor: not following Rule #1 and Rule #2. That brings us to Rule #3

3. Don’t have children you can’t afford and wait until marriage to have them. 73% of black children are born to unwed mothers. That’s an express bus ticket to lifelong poverty and dependency on the gummint.

Dimocrats love poor people. That’s why they create so many of them and keep them poor, uneducated, mired in poverty and dependent upon gummint programs. If the KKK wanted to destroy the black community, they couldn’t have done a better job than today’s Dimocrat Party. Just remember, the KKK was the terrorist arm of the Dimocrat Party. Now, the real racists wear suits and keep blacks down and they are fortunate to have the useful idiots in the Congressional Black Caucus aiding and abetting their efforts. Fortunately for the Dimocrats, blacks are dumb enough to keep voting for them. It’s the most reliable voting bloc that they have.

The party of slavery was the Dimocrat Party. Now it’s the party that keeps blacks on the gummint plantation.

Amazing!

I went back into my pun file and found this one from Richard.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were doing their usual investigative business when they uncovered an amazing painting. At first glance, it looked like a picture of normal oak tree, in the middle of a wilderness. But on closer examination, they realized it was very surreal. The tree’s trunk was actually made of fire, and its branches were ice, clouds and earth. “What is it?” asked Watson in awe. (more…)

Hold the phone! Great A to B ratio. Guaranteed to piss off Toejam.

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I’m gonna give it to Flipper for his strategy to keep Ebola out of the country: open borders. Yep! That’s what he said. (Thanks to Jon for the link.)

During a press conference at the State Departmemt, today, Secretary of State John Kerry addressed the urgent need to contain the spread of Ebola in the wake of the first Ebola death in in the United States.

Kerry made clear that travel restrictions would not be part of the administration’s strategy in fighting the deadly disease.

Because, heaven forbid that we keep people infected with Ebola from entering the country.

I wish I were joking.

“We need airlines to continue to operate in West Africa, and we need borders to remain open,” said Kerry. “And we need to strengthen the medivac capacity. We need countries to contribute for Ebola treatment centers and we need other African countries with the capacity to send responders to join the effort and we need to make sure the health-care workers who go properly trained, properly equipped, and supported in order to prevent additional infections.”

Open borders. That’s the policy of Obola and his SecState. I wonder how many people will die from Ebola because of this response? Thanks uninformed voters. And just remember, you voters in red states, a vote for a Dimocrat is a vote to continue policies like this. I’m talking to you voters in North Carolina. A vote for Hagan is a vote for this policy. That goes for you voters in West Virginia who have witnessed Obungler’s war on coal. Don’t listen to what your Dimocrat sez. A vote for him is a vote against coal and for open borders in response to Ebola. Arkansas, Alaska, Montana, and Louisiana voters, if you love Obumbler and open borders, vote for the Dimocrat running. It’s a vote for Oblunder and Horrible Harry and for open borders. I simply cannot understand someone who opposes Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade voting for a Dimocrat. It boggles the mind.

But I digress.

Congrats Flipper. Here’s another AOTW Award for your collection.

I’m off to Etowah Tennessee for Eric’s annual birthday bash. Fear not, an AOTW and Saturday Boobage are in the queue and will be posted at their usual times. Meanwhile, Hitler is royally pissed off! Alas, sometimes the linked site is slow to load and sometimes it won’t load at all. It worked Thursday night. Honest!

The two old guys caterwauling are, of course, the Elderly Brothers.