I cracked up when I read this story that Michael S. sent me.
CLEVELAND (AP) — An Ohio woman and her partner have sued a Chicago-area sperm bank after she became pregnant with sperm donated by a black man instead of a white man as she’d intended.
What’s the matter? Don’t you value Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)? You two must be racists! You should revel in the fact that you will have a mixed race child and can teach him to value Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) as much as you two do. You can even tell him that he could grow up to be president one day. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
These lesbians ordered a Twinkie but instead they got a Suzy Q. When push comes to shove, black males are even at the bottom of the progressive gay lefty pecking order. They just can’t get an even break!
I’ve got a feeling the kid is going to catch more ridicule for having two dykes as parents than being a Halfrican.
They’re gonna have a hell of a time at the LGBT-NAACLP book club explaining why they have a problem with their half-black kid. I hear a lot – a lot – of rationalizing coming on.
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Only could this happen and come direct from Chicago. They probably got the order mixed up. Hee, hee.
Yeah, ain’t they just blowin’ their creds as “tolerant” people out of the water? Others are supposed to accept them for the way God made ’em, but they can’t accept what the good Lord gave ’em. The part of the story I heard has these dingle-brains already blamin’ the locals for behavior that ain’t even been exhibited yet. Since their town is 90-some per cent non-minority, these lezzies are afraid “their” kid will be treated differently. Guess what, chicks. You’re settin’ the kid up to expect discrimination, he’ll probably think he see it everywhere.
Damn, though, I wonder if the non-birthing partner was there for the delivery. Do they have video of the look on her face when her buddy popped out an Oreo instead of a vanilla wafer? And how do you tell the new mother that the stork got lost and dropped off a ghetto baby on the wrong side of the tracks?
That is too funny!
Great primetime sitcom material here. What would the show be called?:
Two Dykes And A Black Baby?
All In The Fambly?
Baby I’m Black?
Bringing Up Bubba?
Everybody Hates (insert kid’s name here)?
I don’t understand why leftists and the lamestream media (guess I’m repeating myself huh?) are not upset: not only are these two lesbians seemingly prejudiced against blacks, but they obviously do not embrace “diversity” (as Denny would say, “All Hail Diversity”) by virtue of the fact that they do not have a male member in their “family.” Being lesbians, they obviously do not even care for “male members,” if you get my gist. Heh. Hell, they probably figured that since the sperm was white, it’d produce a white kid. Anyway, this whole thing is hilarious. What hypocrites.
Just goes to show a “flavor check” should be done before consumption/injection.