Where did the day go? Too lazy to write. Here’s Ron.

Sure will be glad when this mid-term prediction festival ends in about 3 weeks. Tired of hearing about polls and opinions and statistics and all that rot. Jeeeez, if you went by statistics, the average human would have one breast and one testicle.

Tired of self-appointed knowitalls such as Karl Rove

He’s supposed to be some kind of genius but totally blew his prediction in 2012. He’s supposedly a Lee Atwater protege. If so, Atwater didn’t do a very good job of training him.

or Bob Beckel

If Beckel gets any fatter he’s gonna explode.

who put great credence in a whole range of large animal droppings and believe that only an intense study of phrenology or a religious adherence to total government can ensure the happiness of guys who like to drive nails with hammers and catch fish by hand lines and rebuild burnt-out engines and herd cattle all day and drink beer all night.

All any of the politicos want to do is win. Period. The long-range security and economic health of the nation are far down on their priority lists. It’s all about acquiring and maintaining control over the legislature with a PotUS at the top of the heap busily developing creative new ways to subvert existing law and waste public treasure. The Congress is a parasitical club whose members are spoiled brats with the habits of pickpockets, the ethics of shoplifters, the morals of chimpanzees, and the integrity of two-year-olds.

Most of these buttheads should be tried and convicted for treason for violating their oath of office. They take an oath to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States and immediately try to subvert said Constitution. Obummercare is unconstitutional. I just wonder how they got to Roberts.

The whole thing has given me a bad case of politiphobia, with side effects of advanced senataversion and 4th stage reprevulsion. The entire legislative branch is crippled by the dreaded verisivirus and no longer able to communicate in anything other than authentic doublespeak. Even worse is the executive, which is paralyzed by ethiclepsy and pretrification of the neocortex, a condition resulting from having the wrong amount of wrong in power positions such as PotUS and Attorney General.

Holder’s main job is protecting the crook in the White House.

Once again, just as with VietNam, our government has proven that the only force on this planet which can defeat the US militarily and economically is the Democratic Party. Obamafraud went to great lengths to demonstrate that truism with his fervent and single-minded need to remove all US combat forces from Iraq at exactly the wrong point in history. And the likelihood is great that we will hire yet another unqualified pathological libliar as ringmaster for the D.C. circus, very likely a fat, aging, potty-mouthed penis-envier who is famous for absolutely nothing and infamous for nearly everything.

Could he be referring to Thunder Rodent Thighs?

Soetoro is the classic case of the joke leading the broke. He and his supporters have spent billions over the past 7 years or so erecting and gilding the proper theater for his glorious worship based on misplaced ethnic loyalty and misdirected liberal guilt. His sole achievement during 6 years of presidency has been a badly conceived, obscenely funded, poorly constructed, disastrously introduced, deceptively hyped, and clumsily managed health-care system with more exceptions and exemptions than a Kennedy IRS 1040 form.

And now the “Republican” leading the Defense Department is changing the mission of the military to fighting nonexistent global warming.

A major part of his problem, other than his complete lack of skill and experience for the job to which he aspired, is that he has no cultural or religious or traditional connection to the American people. Of course having been raised as a Muslim and then living in a stoned alternate realm where academia and reality are interchangeable gave him the impression that a good speech can fix anything, and where government doesn’t have the power or the freedom to make things conform to his socialist agenda, thuggery certainly does.

He did start his political career in Chicago where thuggery rules.

Given the nomination, even the hint of it, to run for high public office, I would indeed run . . . as fast and far away from it as I could manage. I pity whoever takes the reins on 20 January 2017. Too many problems, many of which are insoluble, such as the turmoil in the Middle East, which NObody has a viable answer for. NObody.

Yet every administration keeps trying to fix what is unfixable. The only solution the Arabs will accept is the complete destruction of Israel.

Soetoro will continue to annoy and alienate our allies, fiddle with the economy without a clue as to what the consequences might be, dismantle the military, shred the Constitution, and ratchet up health-care costs so that eventually the only answer to the problem will be taxpayer-funded medical care for everyone doled out by bureaucrats with no experience, no humanity, and no repercussions for screwing things up and getting people killed a la the VA modus operandi.

He will simply spin, stonewall, backpedal, and delay as many problems as he can and then pass them along to his successor so that he can go off and collect 5-figure fees for appearances, 6-figure payments for speeches, and 7-figure royalties for books, which other unicorn-riding and pot-smoking limousine liberals will write for him.

For the devout Obamolatrists, the secret to a pleasant, fulfilling, satisfying life is to just relax and enjoy the utter bliss of being repeatedly duped, constantly misled, legislatively screwed, and economically exploited. Pundits and “experts” such as Beckel, Rove, Carville, Luntz, and all the rest like to give the impression that they’re on top of things, deep thinkers, clever strategists, wise counselors, and the most sophisticated minds out there, and they are . . . up to the point where they’re all completely fulla shit.

And that’s the name of that tune.