If you’re currently in Tennessee I’m calling some of my hillbilly pals and you’re gonna be joining the coon dogs in the pen till I give ’em the release call. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Communicate the fact of celebrating Columbus Day by inferring this obviously woman of Italian extraction typifies all those olive-skin, hairy ginzo babes are harboring monster aureoles. You may escape the coon dog pen but I got some backup “Wise Guy” emergency numbers!
Oy, how could you embarrass this obvious malformed lady without photoshopping those monster aureoles before Dr Finkelstein could do his work and bring her into the world of reality.
Ok, Ok enough of my lecture. Obviously, Denny is doing this to drive me to the point of distraction and dementia.
1) Face: Where did that 1971 hairdo come from? OH, the picture was taken in a New Orleans bordello in 1971. That makes perfect sense. Shades of Jane Fonda in the movie “Klute”. Donald Sutherland should have held a pillow over her commie face for 15 minutes. That would have been justice achieved. Now, onward and upward. Overlooking the hair, her face displays a hard, I’ve lead a tough life at the bordello look. Her nose has definitely seen the underside of dozens of hairy testicles in her short life. Those eyes are staring icicle cold defiance. Defiance of being used, abuse and injected with gallons of semen from years of entertaining all those horny I.B.M. programmers at their annual conventions. That’s berry, berry bad karma as the CEO of Microsoft has explained to a Feminazi group. That fellow from India surely stepped into a rattlesnake pit. OK let’s end this torture. Rating: “C-“.
2) Boobage: Subtract the audacious aureoles and we have a fairly nice pair of silicon bloated boobs. Dr Finkelstein should be proud of this piece of anatomical art. Having said that, human constructed parts of the female anatomy don’t carry the same weight as the au naturale. Rating: “B+”.
3) Torso: Her finest quality. Slim, firm and flawless skin wins the prize of a high mark. I must bring your attention to her innie. It’s more than the average circular variety. It’s a rare ovate model. Rarely seen. The obvious asset is that male bodily fluids flow easily into it. Those slight channels at the top and bottom convey the liquid matter directly into the lint pit, thus saving the bed-sheets from embarrassing stains. Definitely a positive when this lady is a visitor when the wife is out filling up credit cards at the local mall. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B-“.
Not bad for a washed out human trampoline. I hope DDP is reading our comments. I haven’t heard from her in a while. You better not be partying in Tennessee with that cad Denny, DDP. Since I’m just a hop-skip and a jump over the smokies I might just pay Denny a visit. If I do, I’m gonna break every bottle of his fancy French wine for posting this example of this dated Awful Aureole lady!
It’s is now Sunday, so you probably won’t read this. But, no, I wasn’t with Denny. I’m still in Oregon wondering when you’re going to fly out here again.
I personally think she’s a total babe … even though we all have our “ideal” lady, I trust we can all agree (if we’re being truly honest) that she’s a pretty damn fine specimen of the fairer sex – and not one of us would likely turn her down or away. I am diggin’ the way Mr. D seems to delight in torturing Mr. TJ though … !
Damski!!!! I’d walk 5 miles to hear her fart on a field phone.
Uh really? I’d rather meet her in person myself, but whatever.
LOL!
Yummmm….
Who cares what toejam thinks, COME IN TOKYOOOOOOO….
Toejam will be shifting kittens!
Hell Yes!
One would dislocate a jaw trying to get those nipples in your mouth. Worth it? Probably, but I’d have to try first to let you know.
Denny,
If you’re currently in Tennessee I’m calling some of my hillbilly pals and you’re gonna be joining the coon dogs in the pen till I give ’em the release call. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Communicate the fact of celebrating Columbus Day by inferring this obviously woman of Italian extraction typifies all those olive-skin, hairy ginzo babes are harboring monster aureoles. You may escape the coon dog pen but I got some backup “Wise Guy” emergency numbers!
Oy, how could you embarrass this obvious malformed lady without photoshopping those monster aureoles before Dr Finkelstein could do his work and bring her into the world of reality.
Ok, Ok enough of my lecture. Obviously, Denny is doing this to drive me to the point of distraction and dementia.
1) Face: Where did that 1971 hairdo come from? OH, the picture was taken in a New Orleans bordello in 1971. That makes perfect sense. Shades of Jane Fonda in the movie “Klute”. Donald Sutherland should have held a pillow over her commie face for 15 minutes. That would have been justice achieved. Now, onward and upward. Overlooking the hair, her face displays a hard, I’ve lead a tough life at the bordello look. Her nose has definitely seen the underside of dozens of hairy testicles in her short life. Those eyes are staring icicle cold defiance. Defiance of being used, abuse and injected with gallons of semen from years of entertaining all those horny I.B.M. programmers at their annual conventions. That’s berry, berry bad karma as the CEO of Microsoft has explained to a Feminazi group. That fellow from India surely stepped into a rattlesnake pit. OK let’s end this torture. Rating: “C-“.
2) Boobage: Subtract the audacious aureoles and we have a fairly nice pair of silicon bloated boobs. Dr Finkelstein should be proud of this piece of anatomical art. Having said that, human constructed parts of the female anatomy don’t carry the same weight as the au naturale. Rating: “B+”.
3) Torso: Her finest quality. Slim, firm and flawless skin wins the prize of a high mark. I must bring your attention to her innie. It’s more than the average circular variety. It’s a rare ovate model. Rarely seen. The obvious asset is that male bodily fluids flow easily into it. Those slight channels at the top and bottom convey the liquid matter directly into the lint pit, thus saving the bed-sheets from embarrassing stains. Definitely a positive when this lady is a visitor when the wife is out filling up credit cards at the local mall. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B-“.
Not bad for a washed out human trampoline. I hope DDP is reading our comments. I haven’t heard from her in a while. You better not be partying in Tennessee with that cad Denny, DDP. Since I’m just a hop-skip and a jump over the smokies I might just pay Denny a visit. If I do, I’m gonna break every bottle of his fancy French wine for posting this example of this dated Awful Aureole lady!
Awww Toejam~
It’s is now Sunday, so you probably won’t read this. But, no, I wasn’t with Denny. I’m still in Oregon wondering when you’re going to fly out here again.
Miss you~
~XxxOoo
Truck stop lot lizard, Yazoo Mississippi .
All the dreams of my youth in one package!!
I personally think she’s a total babe … even though we all have our “ideal” lady, I trust we can all agree (if we’re being truly honest) that she’s a pretty damn fine specimen of the fairer sex – and not one of us would likely turn her down or away. I am diggin’ the way Mr. D seems to delight in torturing Mr. TJ though … !
Pat,
You relish Denny provoking me with those aureoles the size of the dome on St. Peter’s Basilica?
You sadistic monster.
May the fleas of 1,000 ISIS fighter’s beards infect your pubic area while your hands are tied behind your back!
I love posting pics of boobs hat look like women’s boobs, not little boy boobs.
Hey Denny,
How was the journey?
Bangs! That’s a plus!
Face is okay, but heavens, girl! Smile! It won’t kill you.
Boobage? Oversized and exaggerated. when she’s not stretching, those bags are at navel level.
MC
A girl who has “bangs” (a noun) NAH!
BUT,
A girl who “Bangs” (a verb) YES!
Right on point … as always!