What the heck she looking up at? A pigeon shit on her boobs? Or maybe, since she’s a blonde (sort of) she’s contemplating a rocket trip to the sun and in order to avoid being burned up she’ll make the trip at night.
Of course I’m far too shy to mention the real reason……BUT. OK, DDP just called me and ordered me to spill the beans. I was over with DDP to this girl’s house recently for a pre-planned al fresco menois a trois when I walked out of the back door au naturale and in fully erect “bloom”. She was awe struck. She couldn’t wait till my baton went to work. That’s the real reason she’s looking in awe upwards. I’m turning red at the thought of my manhood bringing this lady to her shapely knees….Literally.
Enough already, my horns are growing at my vivid mental image of this recent romp on the back yard bocce court where my balls met the green, green grass. Shoot. It took me a week, a quart of turpentine and 12 sheets of 150 grade sandpaper to get those green stains off.
1) Face: Memories are gonna play a big part in my analysis of this lady’s fine features. Those long flowing blonde locks are soft as silk and during our tryst I wrapped them around my reproductive organs while she took care of business. Those fantastic eyes and her well formed lips add to the face of a winner. I was smitten until DDP smacked me in the ass with a lawn chair and tossed a bucket of cold water on us in order to separate our entwined, heaving, sweaty bodies. Rating: “A++”.
2) Boobs: Not too big and not too small. They are 100% natural mammaries. OK, I admit the aureoles are just a millimeter too large but that’s a small point. Those erect nipples are more than compensation for the aureole explosion. Might I add the firmness of those beautiful breasts can be ascertained, not by the squeeze test, but by their subtle upward slope. Rating: “A++”.
3) The Rest: Unfortunately either the original photo was deliberately focused on her upper 1/3rd or Denny cropped it to deny me the pleasure of peering for hours on her fine legs. In either case I can only use the visible evidence to make an educated guess as to her lower body. Rating: “A+”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A++”. Yup she’s one fine example of luscious womanhood.
Not to worry, however DDP. As wonderful she looks and how experienced she is in the carnal arts you, and you alone, are the first and finest feminine lust producer in my life. I cannot express my deep, longing feelings for you DDP. Malibu may be a long way away at the moment, but, alas, I must remain in my Appalachian abode in order to send the wicked witch Hagan to the fiery vault of Hell on November 4th. You understand I must temporarily sacrifice my lust for you in order to bring justice to my beloved State.
Besides, since we both have iPhones we can have steamy phone sex using Skype to explore each other’s most intimate parts real close up. Those mobile beauties van even be used to perform colonoscopies. I saw that in a porn flick recently.
OY Vey!!
whatever she’s running for…I vote for her…..love the tan lines….if she isnt running..I will catch her quicker….
Wow, skin, face, boobs not too big, or too small. How’s that country song go? “she’s got it going on”. Yes she does.
What the heck she looking up at? A pigeon shit on her boobs? Or maybe, since she’s a blonde (sort of) she’s contemplating a rocket trip to the sun and in order to avoid being burned up she’ll make the trip at night.
Of course I’m far too shy to mention the real reason……BUT. OK, DDP just called me and ordered me to spill the beans. I was over with DDP to this girl’s house recently for a pre-planned al fresco menois a trois when I walked out of the back door au naturale and in fully erect “bloom”. She was awe struck. She couldn’t wait till my baton went to work. That’s the real reason she’s looking in awe upwards. I’m turning red at the thought of my manhood bringing this lady to her shapely knees….Literally.
Enough already, my horns are growing at my vivid mental image of this recent romp on the back yard bocce court where my balls met the green, green grass. Shoot. It took me a week, a quart of turpentine and 12 sheets of 150 grade sandpaper to get those green stains off.
1) Face: Memories are gonna play a big part in my analysis of this lady’s fine features. Those long flowing blonde locks are soft as silk and during our tryst I wrapped them around my reproductive organs while she took care of business. Those fantastic eyes and her well formed lips add to the face of a winner. I was smitten until DDP smacked me in the ass with a lawn chair and tossed a bucket of cold water on us in order to separate our entwined, heaving, sweaty bodies. Rating: “A++”.
2) Boobs: Not too big and not too small. They are 100% natural mammaries. OK, I admit the aureoles are just a millimeter too large but that’s a small point. Those erect nipples are more than compensation for the aureole explosion. Might I add the firmness of those beautiful breasts can be ascertained, not by the squeeze test, but by their subtle upward slope. Rating: “A++”.
3) The Rest: Unfortunately either the original photo was deliberately focused on her upper 1/3rd or Denny cropped it to deny me the pleasure of peering for hours on her fine legs. In either case I can only use the visible evidence to make an educated guess as to her lower body. Rating: “A+”.
Overall Toejam rating: “A++”. Yup she’s one fine example of luscious womanhood.
Not to worry, however DDP. As wonderful she looks and how experienced she is in the carnal arts you, and you alone, are the first and finest feminine lust producer in my life. I cannot express my deep, longing feelings for you DDP. Malibu may be a long way away at the moment, but, alas, I must remain in my Appalachian abode in order to send the wicked witch Hagan to the fiery vault of Hell on November 4th. You understand I must temporarily sacrifice my lust for you in order to bring justice to my beloved State.
Besides, since we both have iPhones we can have steamy phone sex using Skype to explore each other’s most intimate parts real close up. Those mobile beauties van even be used to perform colonoscopies. I saw that in a porn flick recently.
Awww Toejam~
Wishing we had more longgg weekends. Miss you!
~XxxOoo
Miss you too, babe.
Love and XXXXXXXXX’s
The Toejam man!
Nice.
She keeps my moral compass pointing north.
I say they are real, although I would like to personally check just to be absolutely sure.
Gotta love tan lines. Sigh.