Standing on my tip toes to see if I can see over the edge. ok sweetheart on three jump as high as you can One… Two…..Three!so close and yet so far away
Get out the safety glasses gang. If those I.E.D. sized aureoles hit you you’ll need them. Holy Cow. I’ve seen smaller prows on heavy cruisers. After all we’re only a few days shy of Halloween so I guess this lady fits right in with the day.
And what the hell is that light blue crap on her head and flowing down her shoulders? Bodily fluids? Has she been selling her “wares” on the North-West coast of Africa? Quick prepare the blimp hangar at the Lakehurst Naval Station and fill it with airborne bleach. Oh why do I fight Denny’s obvious deviant obsession with bloated aureoles? It’s like fighting Ebola with a bottle of Bud-Lite.
Let’s get on with the rating of this young lady.
1) Face: I like red-hair almost as much as blonde locks. I had a girlfriend year ago that had wispy red hair all over her body. No, she was not an orangutan from Borneo. The heavy hair was confined to her head. Lite hair, so fine that it was hard to detect festooned her arms and legs. I’m not commenting on her public area since she was determined to keep it bald and Telly Savalas’s dome. OK, back to today’s lady. Jesus her nose is positioned so that it appears to be the twin exhausts of an F/A-18. I expect to see the afterburners ignite and bellow red-blue flames. Although her hair is red and I certain very nice you can barely see it obviously because that blue rag covers 90%. Who the hell would expose their breasts yet cover their head? A Mooslime? Nah, Mooslime babes don’t have red hair. Side note: Which country is inhabited by the largest number of Natural red heads? Ireland? Negative, Scotland? Nope, Sweden Not a chance. Sorry it’s Krautville. That’s correct Deutschland wins. I read that in a book on international statistics. We finish up our grand facial tour with the lips. At first I thought she had just exited the pool and had one of those “noodle” things plastered on her upper and lower mandibles, but then realized they were the target of Dr Finkelstein’s Botox needle. Needless to say this lady needs to have a couple of sessions with a licensed and common sense cosmetologist. Rating: “C”.
2) Boobage: Or perhaps, based on their size I should rename this category: Aureolage. In any event I can bare glance at those monsters without having my breakfast rising from my stomach pushing past my esophageal sphincter and burning my larynx. Ma’am, you really should have had Dr Finkelstein do his magic on those mammaries. The sag alone knocks off a rating level. EEEEEEK. That probably is due to those 5 pound aureoles. Rating: “D”.
3) Torso: Not bad. However, I’d like to see a little more pelvic flare and tummy tone. Her skin is milky and soft so that’s certainly a plus. That along with a fine innie raises her mid-section rating. Rating: “B+”
Toejam overall rating: “C”.
I’d like to raise it a notch but due to professional restraints I must just stick with the facts, just like Joe Friday told me when I, as a student in body analysis at University of California Los Angeles caught me performing cunnilingus on Annette Funicello during a break in our Senior year. It was many years ago and Annette, being quite young hadn’t discovered pubic hygiene yet but I pinched my nose and completed the mission.
DDP has been given a complete “after-action-report” on my entire pre-DDP hook-up antics and she’s ok with them. R.I.P. Annette. Thankfully you found Summer’s Eve Lavender spray before you left me for that fruitcake Bobby Darin.
Wow it was great when Annette and I did the “missionary hop”. Her wearing her Mouse hat and stroking my “duck’s ass” shaped, Brylcreem soaked hair” as we locked loins and your’s truly wearing a pink reservoir tip, charcoal gray condom. Those 50’s years were peachy keen. Too bad DDP is too young cause if she’d been 16 back in the days I’d nailed her in Macy’s front showroom window at high noon on Black Friday. Hee Haw!
Momma Momma Momma!
Standing on my tip toes to see if I can see over the edge. ok sweetheart on three jump as high as you can One… Two…..Three!so close and yet so far away
Hippies smell, but I love those tits!
Thanks for the redhead Denny. My favorite as well.
Get out the safety glasses gang. If those I.E.D. sized aureoles hit you you’ll need them. Holy Cow. I’ve seen smaller prows on heavy cruisers. After all we’re only a few days shy of Halloween so I guess this lady fits right in with the day.
And what the hell is that light blue crap on her head and flowing down her shoulders? Bodily fluids? Has she been selling her “wares” on the North-West coast of Africa? Quick prepare the blimp hangar at the Lakehurst Naval Station and fill it with airborne bleach. Oh why do I fight Denny’s obvious deviant obsession with bloated aureoles? It’s like fighting Ebola with a bottle of Bud-Lite.
Let’s get on with the rating of this young lady.
1) Face: I like red-hair almost as much as blonde locks. I had a girlfriend year ago that had wispy red hair all over her body. No, she was not an orangutan from Borneo. The heavy hair was confined to her head. Lite hair, so fine that it was hard to detect festooned her arms and legs. I’m not commenting on her public area since she was determined to keep it bald and Telly Savalas’s dome. OK, back to today’s lady. Jesus her nose is positioned so that it appears to be the twin exhausts of an F/A-18. I expect to see the afterburners ignite and bellow red-blue flames. Although her hair is red and I certain very nice you can barely see it obviously because that blue rag covers 90%. Who the hell would expose their breasts yet cover their head? A Mooslime? Nah, Mooslime babes don’t have red hair. Side note: Which country is inhabited by the largest number of Natural red heads? Ireland? Negative, Scotland? Nope, Sweden Not a chance. Sorry it’s Krautville. That’s correct Deutschland wins. I read that in a book on international statistics. We finish up our grand facial tour with the lips. At first I thought she had just exited the pool and had one of those “noodle” things plastered on her upper and lower mandibles, but then realized they were the target of Dr Finkelstein’s Botox needle. Needless to say this lady needs to have a couple of sessions with a licensed and common sense cosmetologist. Rating: “C”.
2) Boobage: Or perhaps, based on their size I should rename this category: Aureolage. In any event I can bare glance at those monsters without having my breakfast rising from my stomach pushing past my esophageal sphincter and burning my larynx. Ma’am, you really should have had Dr Finkelstein do his magic on those mammaries. The sag alone knocks off a rating level. EEEEEEK. That probably is due to those 5 pound aureoles. Rating: “D”.
3) Torso: Not bad. However, I’d like to see a little more pelvic flare and tummy tone. Her skin is milky and soft so that’s certainly a plus. That along with a fine innie raises her mid-section rating. Rating: “B+”
Toejam overall rating: “C”.
I’d like to raise it a notch but due to professional restraints I must just stick with the facts, just like Joe Friday told me when I, as a student in body analysis at University of California Los Angeles caught me performing cunnilingus on Annette Funicello during a break in our Senior year. It was many years ago and Annette, being quite young hadn’t discovered pubic hygiene yet but I pinched my nose and completed the mission.
DDP has been given a complete “after-action-report” on my entire pre-DDP hook-up antics and she’s ok with them. R.I.P. Annette. Thankfully you found Summer’s Eve Lavender spray before you left me for that fruitcake Bobby Darin.
Wow it was great when Annette and I did the “missionary hop”. Her wearing her Mouse hat and stroking my “duck’s ass” shaped, Brylcreem soaked hair” as we locked loins and your’s truly wearing a pink reservoir tip, charcoal gray condom. Those 50’s years were peachy keen. Too bad DDP is too young cause if she’d been 16 back in the days I’d nailed her in Macy’s front showroom window at high noon on Black Friday. Hee Haw!
Well does the curtain and rug match???
No one noticed her tat?
That fine young lass is most certainly an eye opener!
With ease she could help me in my assisted suicide by suffocation.
Slightly off topic, but related…just in time for Halloween, here’s a Sexy Ebola Nurse Costume.