Marion Barry’s Funeral

As you prolly know, the crack smoking (“The bitch set me up”) former mayor of Washington DC just died. I hear that the people attending his funeral will get to celebrate his life by snorting his ashes.

9 comments on “Marion Barry’s Funeral

    • He was black and a Dimocrat, the only requirements necessary. See Corinne “Gradulate the Gata” Brown, Sheila Jackson Lee, Alcee Hastings, Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Jackson, John Civil Rights Icon Lewis, and the rest of the Congressional Black Caucus.

      • If it wasn’t so ridiculous it would be funny.

        Never mind, they are ridiculously funny.

        Guam turning over? How did this guy exist before getting a congressional salary?

        • What was funny is when he ran against Cynthia McCommie after she hit the Capitol cop, she cleaned his clock in the debates. Didn’t matter. The voters had given her a second chance after Denise Majette said God told her to run for the Senate (which shows that if there is a God, He has a sense of humor) and she reclaimed her seat but couldn’t keep from fucking up. He was so dull and boring in the debate that I watched that I gave him the name, The Stump. After the Guam is gonna tip over, I had to refer to him as Hank Guam is gonna tip over Johnson. This once again proves that the only qualifications one needs to win in a majority black district is to be black and be a Dimocrat.

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