This one is from Clyde. It’s topical since North Korea is in the news for just releasing two Americans held prisoner there. As an aside, why would any American want to go to North Korea in the first place?
During the Korean War, a GI was captured and imprisoned by the enemy. At the end of the war, his name was not listed as a POW, and his mother began a frantic search for any records. She contacted office after office without success. Finally, in desperation, she contacted President Syngman Rhee of South Korea and he promised to help. President Rhee assigned this task to his son, who happened to work for Life Magazine and was in Korea for a story at that time. He was able with difficulty to locate the GI and inform the relieved mother that the son was OK. The mother was so grateful that she decided to thank him in person. Since he traveled so much for Life Magazine, she was unable to locate him easily and did a good bit a traveling herself but missing him on several occasions. Finally, she located him at a reception and went up to him, saying …
“Ah, sweet Mr. Rhee of Life, at last I’ve found you !”
GAG me with an overflowing honey-wagon.
That earns the noted Kimchi award for stinky, rotten fish-head puns.
It’ll be presented by Kim Jong un and his new bride Dennis Rodman.
ToeJam…..Heh! Heh!
Kim Jong Un…North Korea`s answer to Elmer Fud!
Although you might be too young to remember,
He reminds me of the Jackie Gleason character: “The Poor Soul”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvOHieaPgt4
Soul……Seoul???? There’s a pun right there.
I agree with you Denny, why do these assholes go to north korea? Maybe tp see how long they get held in prison.
Also, taxpayers shouldn’t have to get them back.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest!
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
All of the above replies just go to show how desperately we need Claudia back.
A bit off topic but I just had to remind everyone had bad global warming is. Breaking records every where.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/09/us/cold-snap/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
At least CNN sez it’s being “whipped down by ‘bomb cyclone'” and not by warming at the North Pole which is what the AGW fanatics said about the Polar Vortex. Of course, they’ll blame AGW for the “bomb cyclone”.
great jokes, and opinions, you tha man!
ugh!