All that’s missing is an Obola bumper sticker.

From Toejam.

A blonde from AlphaDelta. (more…)

More assholiness going on this week. All of a sudden Mary Landrieu cares about her constituents. She’s introducing a bill in the Senate to OK the Keystone XL pipeline. How convenient. Where have you been the last six years Mary? After all, you voted for Obummercare. For the last six years you’ve been putting your party ahead of your state. Southerners are finally starting to catch on. We did that in Georgia twelve years ago when we kicked Stumpy Cleland out of office. He campaigned as a conservative and then when he got to DC he legislated like a liberal. Same with Mark Pryor in Arkansas. Michelle Nunn Martin tried that in this election. She promised to “reach across the aisle” and work with Republicans. Since we here in Georgia want someone to work with Republicans we decided that it made more sense to elect a Republican. We realize that there is no such thing as a conservative Dimocrat any more. Her father and Zell Miller were prolly the last two of them in this state.

But it should be no surprise that I’m giving the prestigious Asshole of the
Week Award to one of the architects of Obummercare, Jonathan Gruber. He’s the asshole who said that the Dimocrats needed to lie about Obummercare because the American people were too stupid to pass it otherwise. Well he is correct that Americans are stupid. Exhibit A: They elected Obola not once but twice. I wonder what would have happened last week if all this stuff had come out before the election? The close Senate races in New Hampshire and Virginia might have gone the other way.

Didja hear ex-Speaker Blinky denying that she new Gruber? Charles Krauthammer said that if she was gonna tell a lie make sure there is no video.

If Blinky wasn’t an ATM machine and didn’t know where a lot of bodies were buried she’d be out as minority leader. And if the LSM weren’t the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party she would be a laughingstock for all of the dumb stuff she’s said over the years. “We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it.”

It seems everyday there is another video where Gruber is calling Americans stupid and that Dimocrats and Obungler lied about Obummercare. He really did a bang up job to win this award. It’s just a shame this stuff didn’t come out two weeks ago. If the Republicans were smart, they’d save all of this and make sure it resurfaces during the next election. See voters, Dimocrats think you’re stupid.

Toejam sent me this.

While we’re looking for ways to appease the Religion of Perpetually Offended by scrubbing religious holidays from school calendars or letting Mooslimes hold a service at the National Cathedral in DC (Imagine Mooslimes letting Christians hold a service at a mosque) they’re looking for ways to kill us and make Islam the national religion. That’s what they do. They’ve been doing it for 1400 years. WTF is wrong with these people who think that Western Civilization can coexist with Islam? WTF is wrong with these people who think that a culture that believes in female genital mutilation or the forced rape of ten-year-old girls is just fine? Where are the feminists on this? That’s right. They already proved their hypocrisy by standing by the serial sexual harasser BJ because he supported abortion. Gloria Steinem even gave us the One Free Grope Rule.

We’re doomed!

I win the lottery. That’s what makes this a fantasy since I never play because you have a better chance of being hit by lightning than winning the lottery. I love the lottery! It’s a tax on poor people. Here in Georgia the lottery is devoted to the Hope Scholarship program which pays for mostly white middle class students to attend college. So poor black people pay for a middle class program for white kids and it’s totally voluntary. Is this genius or what? Thank you Zell Miller. I’ll even forgive you for cutting an ad for Michelle Nunn Martin in the Senate race.

But, I digress. I win the lottery and not just a little prize. I win one of those mega million dollar payouts where I walk away with $30 million or more. I immediately have a new house built. While that’s being done, I dismiss my yard guy at my current house so the yard goes to hell. I have my house painted pink with purple polka dots. I put signs in my front yard stating my opinion of the HOA and advising people not to buy a house here. After I move into my new house, I flood my old house to destroy the floors. I take a sledgehammer to the drywall. I rip out half the plumbing. I break out all of the windows. As I leave, I do donuts in the front yard. I totally ignore all the violation notices and pay none of the fines.

Naturally, they will have to put a lien on the house and I’ll let them have it. It will cost over $100K to fix it up to be able to sell it and they’ll make less that $200K on a $300K house. After they do, no one will have to pay HOA dues for quite some time, but in the meantime, everyone’s property values will temporarily drop and people will have a hard time selling their houses if they want to move. Of course they’ll be pissed off at me, but they’ll also be pissed off at the HOA Nazi for driving me to do this. I’ll be gone, but she’ll still be there.

Maybe I will start buying lottery tickets.

I just heard on the Kimmer Show here in Atlanta how the authorities in Ferguson are gonna minimize the riots in Ferguson in case charges against Darren Wilson are dropped. First, they’ll announce it at 8:00 in the morning which is a good five hours before the protestors haul their lazy asses out of bed. Second, they’re gonna set up a job fair at the St. Michael of Swisher Sweets memorial. That will drive most of the protestors away. Problem solved.

I’m sure many of you have seen this story.

The Montgomery County Board of Education on Tuesday voted to strip the names of Christian and Jewish holidays from its school calendar amid complaints from the parents of Muslim children seeking recognition for Islamic holidays.

The schools still will be closed on the holidays, but the board voted 7-1 to move the religious references from the calendar.

What a bunch of gutless pussies! JHFC! I’m an atheist and I’m offended. This country was founded on Judeo/Christian principles and now we have these goat boinkers of the Religion of Perpetual Offense coming here and demanding that we conform to their beliefs. There are only two things that Mooslimes have been involved in since the founding of this country: the Barbary Pirates and 9/11. Let’s treat Mooslimes the way Saudi Arabia treats Jews and Christians. It’s a crime to have possession of a Bible in Saudi Arabia. Let’s make it a crime to have a Koran in this country. Tit for tat.

As the Mooslime population in a country increases their demands increase. Look what’s going on in Europe. In Sweden Mooslimes feel justified in raping Swedish women who wear provocative clothing. Look at what happened in Rotherham England. Google it. we’re supposed to conform to their beliefs. They demand tolerance but don’t believe it’s a two way street. Let’s show them the same tolerance they show us.

I’m getting sick of these assholes. If our flag offends then it’s time to go back to the shitholestan they came from. If our holidays offend them, they need to take a big ol’ dose of STFU and leave. It’s long past time to start playing cowboys and Mooslimes.

Rather than scrubbing Christian holidays like Christmas and Easter from our schools we need to scrub Islam from our country. These assholes have been fighting a war against western civilization since the 7th Century. That’s a 1400 year war. They know they are fighting it. Too many people in Europe and the United States don’t realize that there is a war going on. The Montgomery County Board of Education by giving in to this demand and appeasing these 7th Century barbarians only emboldens them to make more and more demands. Appeasement never works.

Let’s scrub them from this country and then air dry them. From a c-130 at 20,000 feet over the shitholestans they came from.

It’s the right thing to do.

So, the father of St. Michael of Swisher Sweets gave a speech to end racial discrimination. I’m down with that. So when are we gonna end affirmative action enforced Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) programs. When are we gonna end having different standards to get into college based on race? Lowering standards for blacks entering colleges or getting hired by businesses is racial discrimination. It’s as simple as that. So yeah. Let’s end racial discrimination.

That didn’t take long. You knew it would happen.

Thanks to Willie for sending it. It already has 35K more views than when I looked at it last night.

I saw this story at Gateway Pundit.

DUNCANVILLE., Texas — A tweet by a Duncanville ISD teacher has landed the woman in the middle of a social media firestorm, and now the district is promising “swift action.”

Yeah. I’ll bet they are. So what did this woman do?

On Friday night, a Twitter account belonging to teacher Vinita Hegwood tweeted the following:

“Who the [expletive] made you dumb duck ass crackers think I give a squat [expletive] about your opinions about my opinions RE: Ferguson? Kill yourselves.”

Let’s do a little thought experiment here. What do you think would happen if we reversed the races and changed “cracker” to “nigger”. Holy crap! The sky would be filled with airplanes carrying RWPPs like Jesse Hymietown Jackson, Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton and Eric My People Holder. Obola would take time out from his golf game to give yet another speech on race. The teacher would have been immediately fired instead of being suspended.

Hegwood is African-American and teaches English, according to the school’s website.

Let me take some time to digest the information that a black person teaches English.

OK. I’m good.

A man who identified himself as Hegwood’s husband at their home on Sunday night said she wasn’t available but that there was more to the story. He wouldn’t elaborate.

That’s because he and his wife have not come up for a decent excuse or lie to use. They’re prolly trying to think of a way to blame this on white people, Republicans, or Bush.

The school district confirmed it was aware of the Tweet, and issued this statement late Sunday:

“As an individual, Ms. Vinita Hegwood expressed an opinion on social media that is solely her own. She used her personal social media account to make remarks that are offensive. While everyone has the right to free speech, as a teacher in the district, we believe the comments that are alleged to be made by Ms. Hegwood are absolutely reprehensible and we do not condone it. The district is taking swift action in this matter within the authority set forth by district policy. Duncanville ISD embraces diversity and is not defined by the personal opinion of one.”

Embraces diversity is another way of saying they embrace affirmative action and will do everything in their power not to fire this racist woman.

Hegwood’s Twitter account has since been closed down, despite attempts by a growing number of folks to tag her in tweets and posts. It isn’t clear if there was a tweet aimed directly at her that prompted the outburst on Friday night.

The district said more information might be available later this week.

And they really really hope this blows over and doesn’t get picked up by the national media. They shouldn’t have to worry since the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party won’t report on this. However, if the races and epithet were reversed, this would be a national story. After all, only white people can be racists.

Update: Looks like they gonna fire her ass. She has been suspended without pay pending discharge. More of her tweets at the link. Thanks to Dork, in the comments for alerting me to this.