It’s a happy day here at GOC Central. My prediction was wrong and I’m happy that it was. I figgered that voters in three of the six red states where a Dimocrat was running for the Senate would win. I thought Hagan and Pryor would win plus either Begich or Landrieu. Both Hagan and Pryor lost. Yippee! Thank you North Carolina and Arkansas. Landrieu is headed for a runoff. Here’s hoping Louisiana voters send her packing as well.

Here in Georgia, we kicked out the last white Dimocrat from the Deep South, John Barrow. We only have four Dimocrats in the House and they’re all black. Michelle Martin didn’t do as well as I thought she would. Who is Michelle Martin? Michelle Nunn. She ran using her maiden name hoping to fool the voters into thinking she was the female version of her daddy, Sam Nunn. Sam was a conservative Dimocrat. That species is extinct. Michelle is a dyed in the wool liberal. One of her campaign promises was that she would “reach across the aisle” and work with Republicans. Evidently, the voters realized that if they wanted someone to work with Republicans, they should elect a Republican. The race wasn’t even close, even with the Libertarian taking votes away from Perdue.

The Republicans lost some really close races, in Virginia and New Hampshire but unfortunately, recounts won’t work since Dimocrats always get more votes in a recount. Funny how that works, ain’t it? Wouldn’t it be interesting to know how many votes the Dims stole in those two states?

I switched over to MSDNC to see how the rat bastard commies were doing just in time to see Ed Schultz crying about Scott Walker winning by “suppressing the vote” and getting money from the Koch brothers. They’ve got Tom Steyer, George Soros, and the unions and all they can do is cry about the Koch brothers.

Obola, trying to stay relevant wants to meet with Republican congressional leaders later this week to see if they can find common ground. Yeah. Now he wants to compromise. And that’s gonna be the Dim talking points for the next two years. Those wascally Wepublicans won’t work with us for the good of the country.

Now, it’s watch the Stupid Party muck up and betray its supporters on immigration.

Some People are pissed off at noted RWPP Maxine Waters. Yannow, the moonbat who said that AIDS was created by the CIA to use against blacks in the ghetto. She also said at a pro-abortion march that she was marching because her mother didn’t have the right to choose. If only. That’s one abortion I would have supported.

The most powerful weapon keeping blacks voting Democrat is community pressure. It is regarded as traitorous to desert the party, and those who openly question the dogma are subject to sanctions, with the dreaded epithet “Uncle Tom” liberally (pardon the pun) employed.

But decades of experience with Democrats running cities with circumstances worsening eventually take a toll on the orthodoxy.

Blacks have been voting Dimocrat for 50 years and what do they have to show for it? Rotten schools. Check. 73% illegitimacy rate. Check. Jails overflowing with blacks. Check. Black on black crime. Check. Rampant drug use. Check. Meanwhile, Maxine and the other useful idiots in the CBC live high on the hog with their $180K salaries.

So, too, at a national level, the Congressional Black Caucus, for all its posturing (and fundraising), has not done much to help blacks below the elite levels. Consider the lockstep support for policies that flood the labor market with new entrants, legal and illegal, who compete with blacks for jobs, driving down wages in the segments of the labor market where blacks are most affected.

The left long ago discovered the subversive power of street art. By expressing forbidden thoughts in a flamboyant manner, guerrilla posters plastered in walls, on utility poles, and in other public spaces can plant seeds that quietly sprout and grow where they can’t be seen: in people’s minds.

Someone, I know not who, is conducting a guerrilla campaign against Maxine Waters, the veteran Los Angeles congresswoman. Steve Hayward of Powerline brings them to my attention, and also informs me, a hopeless white guy, that the new expression for “dissin’” is now “flexin.’” My command of the street patois being limited, I appreciate the lesson.

More images at the link. Thanks to the many readers who sent me this story.

Prolly a more egregious example of a poverty pimp would be Queen Sheila Jackson Lee who demands that she be treated as royalty while at the same time supporting policies that keep her constituents poor, uneducated, and dependent upon the gummint. And black people wonder why so many whites think they are stupid. Dimocrats sure do. Blacks have been voting Dimocrat for 50 years and have very little to show for it. They are doing worse under Obola than under Reagan and both Bushes. Go figger. Meanwhile, Moochelle, her kids, and her mother keep taking lavish vacations. They got theirs. Screw the little people.

Another record set. Thanks to Mike for the link.

As I predicted two days ago, the earliest snows on record are beginning to occur in the Carolinas.

Columbia, SC has just experienced their earliest snow in 125 years of weather records, beating the Nov. 9, 1913 earliest snow record by 8 days. Current South Carolina weather shows it’s still snowing in Greenville, SC.

The Christian Science Monitor is reporting Greenville was especially hard hit with downed trees and power outages. The Smokey Mtns received up to 16 inches overnight. The current U.S. snow cover map shows 18 states with some amount of snow this morning.

I had seen this on Saturday, but forgot where. Anyway, I was talking to my sister who lives in Columbia on Saturday and I told her about the record. She asked me where I saw it and I had already forgotten. Fortunately, reader Mike sent it to me,

Meanwhile, the AGW believers keep on braying about how we need to cut CO2 emissions and how the planet is heating up. We’ve already passed the “point of no return” that Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW was prattling about in the early aughts. It was around 2001 that he said we had ten more years before it would be too late. Here it is the end of 2014. We had a really bad Winter that the AGW acolytes blamed on global warming. Ya see it got hot at the North Pole and that pushed all the cold weather down here. Really! That’s what they said. This site’s pet liberal, Robin Palm, sent me a story to prove it.

We just had the mildest summer that I can remember since I moved to Georgia back in 1985. We’re talking almost 30 years. Yet, I read in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation that the AGW folks are saying this was the hottest summer on record. I wonder where that was? It wasn’t here in Georgia.

Ask the people around the Great Lakes about how long it took for the ice to melt this Spring.

I wonder what the AGW fanatics are gonna say if we have another bad winter? No I don’t. They’ll blame it on global warming. Global warming causes everything.

A baseball pun from Paul to celebrate the end of baseball season.

Milt Famy was the greatest pitcher and some believed the greatest baseball player, period, who ever lived. He single-handedly pitched his team to the World Series, and they easily won the three games he was able to pitch in the Series. However, the other team won three games while Milt was resting. Now, in the 7th game of the World Series, Milt was again pitching.

The game was a 0-0 pitcher’s battle as Milt Famy walked out to the mound for the bottom of the 9th inning. Milt took the sign from the catcher, wound up and pitched. A ball. He quickly pitched three more balls and walked the first batter. A stir went through the crowd. Milt Famy rarely walked anyone, let alone on four pitches. The next batter came up, and Milt walked him on four pitches, too. Then two more batters. The game and the Series were lost! As the runner on third base crossed home plate with the winning run, he glanced out at the pitcher’s mound and saw a can of beer fall out the back pocket of Milt Famy’s uniform.

It was all too obvious what had happened. Milt Famy had been drinking between innings! The runner pointed to the beer and shouted out, (more…)

Bored tech guy: Can I help you?

Uninformed Voter: Yeah, um, I need an update on my anti-Semitic virus program.

Bored tech guy: You mean ‘Symantec’?

Uninformed Voter: Yeah, that’s what I said — anti-Semitic.

This was an actual conversation.

Pres sent me this one. (more…)