I just heard on the Kimmer Show here in Atlanta how the authorities in Ferguson are gonna minimize the riots in Ferguson in case charges against Darren Wilson are dropped. First, they’ll announce it at 8:00 in the morning which is a good five hours before the protestors haul their lazy asses out of bed. Second, they’re gonna set up a job fair at the St. Michael of Swisher Sweets memorial. That will drive most of the protestors away. Problem solved.
“First, they’ll announce it at 8:00 …”
That cracked me up because it was so dead-on. After undergrad I worked as a housing inspector in the ghetto (we had assigned districts). People used to ask me if I worried about bumping around the ghetto being a white boy. And I’d just tell them, nah, I just go get all my field work done before noon or so just as the cockroaches are beginning to think about waking up.
Napolian(sp, my spell checker doesn’t work here) had the right idea – A whiff of Grape. Solves problems like that in very short order and instills a memory of same when the animals go nuts.
Then we invented machine guns, even better.
When is enough long, LONG past enough?
A job fair? This will be totally irrelevant to the looters, unless maybe the “jobs” they’re offering are blow jobs.
Which would drive them away.
Just announce that the KFC in the next town over, is offering free fried chicken. You won’t see a single soul.
Actually, in the St. Louis area Churches is the preferred chicken for these people.
Ah yes, being I’m a left coaster I was unaware.
Perhaps airdropping thousands of basketballs would distract them.
“Spooks” is afeared a spooks,mebbee the authorities should just dress up as Zombies for the event,and mebbee carry a snake or two…….”Feets Do Yo Duty”->>>>>
Wait,Thats It!….Florida’s got all them unwanted Pythons & such that need to be”rehomed” and you gotta be close and damned good with your”9″ to take out a Snake (feelin evil today)
Pull a Boston marathon curfew on them with accompanying military barrage and do “shoot” to kill all who do not obey that military authority.
One or two may go down but that would be end of story.
Hands up, don’t…..”Blam”
Sorry to say but the Missouri pussy politicos and their legal assholes cronies are going to sacrifice Officer Wilson on the alter of “Surrender-to-Ground-Ape-Threats”.
His heart will be cut out by Rev. Sharpton and then it will be fed to the potental rioters.
Well we all know that there is no way that they will get up before noon. I suggest that we do a Battalion “Time on Target” with 155mm Howitzers. That will take care of the problem. As for a job fair.. they’d be to busy looking for the handouts, welfare, obunglercare, and their blunts. They’d rather loot than work. Hell, another idea… Tell ’em all they gotta take showers and get rid of the mop weave and dreds. That’ll scare ’em all off.
Hank Johnson compares executive amnesty to emancipation proclamation:
http://dailycaller.com/2014/11/13/democratic-representative-compares-obamas-executive-amnesty-to-emancipation-proclamation/
Good ol’ Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson. He’s too fucking stupid to realize that illegals have taken jobs away from his black constituents. That’s why I call him and the other members of the CBC useful idiots. They have sold out their constituents and support policies that keep them poor, uneducated, unemployed, and dependent upon the gummint.
Hide the notice under their work boots. Nobody will ever know!