Saturday Boobage 11-8-2014

Some Asian Boobage from Chuck.

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25 comments on “Saturday Boobage 11-8-2014

  1. Note to self. Slant eyes DO NOT HAVE BIG TITS. When you see one with hooters like this you can rest damn sure they’ve been placed there by nefarious means. This just “looks” wrong.

  2. I’ve seen better boobs on grass fed Holsteins in the local farmer-in-the-dell kiddy park. Let’s face it Nips do not have “natural” nips this size. Ergo, they’ve been the recipients of the old silicon administered by a Home Depot grease gun. That’s a real pity since her face has some possibility of being a real high quality poster person. But to be anchored with those bublous mammaries will cut her career short. That my friends is a: “Titty Pity”!

    OK, I gotta get the oil changed in my Lamborghini leaf blower and in order to avoid the hoards of admiring young ladies who want me to apply the Lamborghini’s nozzle to their dripping wet labia and hit the hi-speed button, I have to get to the dealer early.

    1) Face: Her finest asset. She’s really a cute young lady. All her facial features fit together like a well machined engine. Nose, lips and eyes complement each other in a way that can only be described as entrancing. Even her eye-glasses have a bit of appeal. They look great on her face but would look even better on my bed stand. Her wispy hair is far more attractive that most of the raven hair mops that indicate legs that resemble the black forest. I can just imagine her pubic area festooned with that fine, light brown cilia. That fine hair has an additional positive feature in that is’s too slippery for the crabs to shinny up. Nature’s dental floss. Rating: “A+”.

    2) Boobage: Too big, too fake. That’s my first analysis. However, having said that they do have some appeal. Despite the size and obvious weight they look upwards toward the rising sun. It must be the genetic disposition from her Samurai ancestors. And those perfect aureoles acting as launch pads for those pert nipples are certainly a plus. Eat your “monster nipple loving” heart out Denny. These are the finest I’ve seen on this sight in years. Rating (despite size): “A”.

    3) Dermal coating (aka skin for you anatomical novitiates): It shines with that perfect Asian pure, flawless landscape. From her face to her BIG boobs the skin on her body is absolutely blemish free. I only wish her legs were in view. I bet they’re well shaped and slightly, but pleasantly muscle toned. Just right for a long massage using her talented feet and climaxing with a “happy ending”. Rating: “A+”.

    Toejam over rating: “A+. (That’s higher than I figured when I arrived, but well deserved.

    DDP, where the hell are you? Haven’t had a peep out of you in a couple of weeks. I know you were off to visit a few girlfriends to compare tattoos and nipple piercings, but I fear you’re using this hiatus from my lusty loins to experimemt with some “alternate” sexual adventures. That’s really OK, but please call me. I really enjoy when we are orally communicating while having ravenous, uninhibited sex despite the fact were on Skype 2,000 miles apart. DDP, please call home, I need your tender, warm closeness!

    • Toe Toe Toe Toejam…..we keep missing each other! (Denny…can you let Toejam know that I usually comment later on Saturdays, and sometimes as late as Sunday…please?)

      I’m still here, baby! Just traveling a lot. We need to hook up again soon. I’ve found some amazing places for us to romp in the nude.

      ~XxxOoo

      • Romping in the nude with you DDP is my heart-pounding dream. Rolling in the fall foliage, showing the birds & bees what it’s really about and copulating 40 feet up a 100 years old oak tree.

        After a short break,

        We can play “leap-frog” till we pass out from pleasure……:)

  3. While I agree someting is amiss here….Oriental females traditionally sported less boobage than other races,due to their DNA,diet,lifestyle and possibly the cultural bindinding of the breasts even causing evolutionary downsizing in their formerly semi closed societies,The modern oriental women,not to mention the post conflict interbreeding with other races(war brides/GI spawn) and immigration to other cultures and customs seems to have spurred an evolutionary upsizing in this area.Adding the fact that these females now realize that their breastworks are not something to be hidden(Japanese schoolgirl style) but objects of pride and femininity and part of their overall attractiveness methinks we are in for a whole new culture in oriental boobology.But then I’ve only been a boob fan since a couple minutes after birth some 6? yrs back. And,yes them above are”shopped”IMO.

  4. Well, I recklessly followed the instructions, “click to enlarge”. Big mistake. The last thing I remember, there was a scream, my entire monitor went pink, and I woke up here. I don’t even know where here is.

  5. all the talk about fake and false and can’t be and what not is not relevant to what actually is and that is that that young woman has beautifully sculpted breasts, a lovely face and appears to be happy with her body image. I am quite happy that she has seen fit to share her beautiful image with every body, she certainly has brightened my outlook for today. and that is what is relevant.

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