All of that “Hands up, don’t shoot” stuff is pure bullshit. St. Michael of Swisher Sweets was not surrendering and he did not have his hands up. Only dumb blacks and white liberals could fall for that crap. And yes, I am calling blacks dumb. Anyone who considers Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton as a leader is not only dumb but delusional. Sharpton is nothing more that a RWPP who is only in it for himself. The only black person he cares about is himself. He’s in it for the fame and for the money. Just the Tawana Brawley episode should have destroyed his crediblity but it didn’t. the rubes have been falling for his bullshit for years. He even got a major network to give him his own show which should tell you all you need to know about NBC’s journalism standards.

Here’s a great response to “Hands up, Don’t Shoot”.

Casey sent it to me.

From Dana Loesch.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Didja hear the latest from the Religion of Peace? Didja hear what these barbarian savages did in Pakistan?

Militants from the Pakistani Taliban have attacked an army-run school in Peshawar, killing 141 people, 132 of them children, the military say.

Officials say the attack in the north-western city is over, with all the attackers killed. Seven militants took part in all, according to the army.

Big brave Mooslimes. Killing unarmed women and children.

The attack – the Taliban’s deadliest in Pakistan – has been widely condemned.

Ya think? But what is anyone gonna do about it? Nothing. Certainly not the rest of the Islamic world. After all, these people were killed in the name of Islam. Such a wonderful religion.

Describing the attack from his hospital bed to the BBC’s Shaimaa Khalil, Shahrukh Khan, 17, said a gunman had entered his classroom and opened fire at random.

As he hid under a desk, he saw his friends being shot, one in the head and one in the chest. Two teachers were also killed.

Unarmed women and children. Brave, brave Taliban. What wonderful people.

A Taliban spokesman told BBC Urdu that the school, which is run by the army, had been targeted in response to military operations.

Hundreds of Taliban fighters are thought to have died in a recent offensive in North Waziristan and the nearby Khyber area.

Since they’re too cowardly to take on the army, they killed a bunch of civilians. I’ll bet there were a lot of cries of “Alahu akbar” from these barbarian savages.

US President Barack Obama said terrorists had “once again shown their depravity” while UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said it was “an act of horror and rank cowardice”.

Yeah. I’ll bet that has them quivering in terror. What’s the UN gonna do? Nothing. As for the US? I don’t really give a flying fuck. These are Mooslimes killing other Mooslimes but it does show the real face of Islam and they have no qualms about doing the same thing to Christians, Jews, or anyone else. They just like to kill. They’re not just barbarian savages they’re animals, dumb, stupid, vicious animals who kill in the name of their religion. What a wonderful religion.

Islam is not a religion of peace and it never has been. It was spread by conquest. It is an ideology masquerading as a religion. Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him) was an insane pedophile who wanted to unite the tribes of the Arabian peninsula. He stole portions of the Bible from both the Old Testament and the New Testament and elevated a Semitic moon god into a supreme being. He then forcibly converted the Arab tribes. Islam has been at war with Western Civilization since its founding. It’s at war with us today. Unfortunately, many European and American leaders either do not realize that or don’t want to believe it. The Mooslimes know it. 9/11 was an act of war. The USS Cole was an act of war. The Iranian hostage crisis was an act of war. The embassy bombings were acts of war.

Islam can not coexist with Western Civilization. It has been at war with it for close to 1400 years. Its followers are Seventh Century barbarian savages who hate just about every aspect of Western Civilization and are trying to destroy it. Some of us know that. Unfortunately, too many of us don’t and keep trying to tell us that Islam is a religion of peace. It is not and it never has been and it never will be. It is a canker sore on civilization and will eventually have to be cut off. That will be WWIII. It will prolly be fought with nuclear weapons. It won’t be pretty.

Yeah. I wouldn’t mind getting this for a present.

Got it from Roger.

Dick Cheney has defended the charges against the CIA for using torture. Noted contributor Ron said the iniation he received in the Navy for crossing the equator is worse than some of the torture described in the partisan CIA report released by the Dimocrats. And didja notice this report was released on the same day Jon “Americans are stupid” Gruber testified before Issa’s congressional committee? Yeah me too.

Of course McRINO is against torture having experienced it himself but compare what he went through to sleep deprivation and waterboarding. He can’t lift his arms above his shoulders. That’s real torture. Breaking bones, pulling off fingernails, branding, inserting bamboo strips under fingernails. The CIA did nothing like that. Compared to what the Mooslime barbarian savages do to their prisoners, our methods are downright humane. And yannow what?

These people have vowed to kill us. They want to impose their barbarian way of life on us. As someone else said, “If torturing these savages will prevent another 9/11, remember when you hook up the battery that red is positive and black is negative.”

What liberals don’t realize is that Islam declared war on western civilization back in the 7th Century. They have been at war with us ever since. They will never give up this war and the only thing they recognize is force. Remember when when the Iranian “students” took our diplomats hostage in violation of international law (which liberals and the United Nations claim they support)? Khomeini later said that he was surprised at Jimmah Carter’s tepid response. He was prepared to release the hostages but Jimmah showed weakness so he kept them for the rest of Jimmah’s term.

So yeah, torturing Islamic savages won’t cause me to lose a minute of sleep, especially if it will prevent another 9/11. As Cheney said, “9/11 was the real torture”. Think of those people in the upper floors of the World Trade Center having to make the decision of burning to death or jumping to their death. That’s torture. I don’t want to see that happen again.

Update: Another Cheny quote.

“Torture to me is an American citizen on a cell phone making the last call to his four young daughters shortly before he burns to death on the upper floors of the World Trade Center on 9/11,” he said.

Waterboard them. Make them listen to loud rap “music” 24 hours a day. Show them naked pictures of Thunder Rodent Thighs and Moochelle. Make them watch the following video over and over and over again.

Now that’s some torture right there.

A short story by Ron.

Washington D.C., April 30, 2015

Barack Hussein Obama committed suicide the left-side bunker in the rough by the dogleg on #13 at the Andrews Air Force Base South Course after triple bogeying the 12th hole. His drive sliced into the trap, and after badly mis-hitting a 6-iron from the sand, Mr. Obama snapped the club over his knee and, in a fit of pique, fell forward on it, impaling himself on the broken hozzle where the clubhead had snapped off.

As he lay dying, he grabbed the service pistol of an unnamed Secret Service agent who was bending to help him and fatally shot Vice President Joe Biden, who had been annoying him by beating him badly and ribbing him mercilessly up to that point in the round. Upon hearing the news, House Speaker John Boehner said, “Uh, today, uh . . . we are, uh . . gathered, uh, here, uh, sadly to, uh, mourn the . . , uh, untimely, uh, passing of, uh, a , , , uh, unique . . . uh, and, uh . . . historic, uh . . . uh, . . . . president.”

This act effectively ended the illegitimate Obama “Hope & Change” regime and signals the beginning of a period of economic recovery and racial healing in the nation. Eric Holder, already relieved of his duties as Attorney General, was seen converting his assets to Kruggerands and boarding a yacht for Barbados immediately upon hearing the news.

Valerie Jarrett, chief political advisor to the Alinsky-style Kenyan-in-Chief, immediately dressed herself in a blue hijab and sought refuge at the Iranian embassy in Ottowa. Harry Reid has mysteriously disappeared and is thought to be seeking political asylum in Venezuela, and Nancy Pelosi has reportedly gotten herself to a nunnery in Dublin, Ireland. Al Sharpton suddenly discovered pressing business desperately in need of his attention in Port au Prince.

Until reported by a well-informed Washington Post editor, few noticed the significance of the date, the same one that seventy years ago another megalomaniac killed himself in a bunker in the city he had brought to ruins – Berlin.

Obamunism, a cult-like mass delusion in the charismatic style of Jim Jones or Oprah Winfrey, is entirely dependent upon a strange admixture of white-liberal guilt, black ethnic loyalty, and Latino dependency on Anglo stupidity. Its power, now as passé as discotheques, is evaporating like the morning mist over a Georgia swamp exposed to sunlight by a bootlegger’s still explosion fire.

The power of Obamunism over America’s more than 40 million African-American citizens was akin to a tonton macoute’s vudu control over zombies, urging gangs of young blacks to randomly attack white people, interrupt traffic on streets and highways, and loot and burn businesses for reasons which they never fully understood.

Today, however, that black magic spell has been lifted like the repeal of the universally despised 18th Amendment. Already bio- and script- and screen-writers are busily crafting works designed to expose the myths and lies and devious practices of America’s first half-black president.

The previous paragraph demonstrates that this is fiction since all the writers would be creating stories and films glorifying this fraud, like the upcoming movie about how Obungler and Moochelle met, a movie that will, like all black porn movies e.g. The Butler, be mostly fiction. – GOC

Obama, or Soetoro, or Onyango, or Dingle Barry, or whatever he’s called was not a leader, not a savior, not a peacemaker but an empty suit, a sock puppet for Soros and the DNC, a closet Muslim masquerading as a Christian in the finest Qur’anic tradition of taqiyya to accelerate the decline and fall of the most charitable and freedom-loving nation ever seen on earth.

Writers of history will compete for publishing supremacy on both extremes: those to whom he remains (for ethnic reasons primarily) a great president who was frustrated by obstructionist conservatives (mostly Fox News) . . . and those to whom he was a thoroughly inept, ineligible, incompetent, and indifferent poseur.

When the echoes of “Burn this bitch down!” and “Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!” subside to a whimper and disappear in the wind, the hero worship that sprung up around him will vanish the same as the adoration of that other megalomaniac who killed himself in a bunker seventy years ago. In the end, it will be the latter group of writers who win the debate.

From Toejam.

A small boy named Paddy lived in a rural village on the far Northern coast of County Donegal, Ireland. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him: “You are driving me crazy Paddy!”

One day Paddy’s mother arrived at the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy in his entire teaching career with the Jesuits!

The mother who was not only shocked at the feedback but angry as well, withdrew her son from Christian Brother’s Secondary School and even went as far as to move to County Sligo!

Twenty-Five years later, that same teacher was diagnosed with an incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly advised him to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation in Sligo, which was successful.

When he opened his eyes after the surgery, he saw a handsome doctor smiling down at him! He wanted to thank him, but could not talk. His face started to turn blue, he raised his hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died! (more…)

This one is from Toejam.

A guy walked into a bar and saw three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The guy asked, pointing to the raw T-Bones: “What’s that about?”

The bartender replied: “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. But, if you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?”

The guy replied: (more…)

Yesterday, 12-13, was Ted Nugent’s 66th birthday. In Saturday’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation they listed him as singer Ted Nugent. No. He’s a guitar player.

I saw Ted Nugent live once. This was right after Sammy Hagar had split from Montrose and he was the warm up act for Ted. He stole the show. Ted had to really work his ass off following Sammy.

And here is a teenage Ted Nugent playing lead guitar for the Amboy Dukes. Holy psychedelic Batman!

Here is Angel Romero one (and I believe the youngest) of the second generation of the Romero family. I first saw him on TV about thirty years ago (before all of the gray hair) playing this concerto. This is my favorite Vivaldi guitar concerto.

Yannow, I think the men of this family are born with guitars in their hands.