Joke Of The Day

This one was sent to me by my friend Phil and many readers.

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my head and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!

The Vent

So the following vent was in the morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation:

I don’t know which is the worst group of TV commercials…the one with the woman who designed her own chair for the furniture company or the one with the two dweebs sitting in the car at Sonic. They are both very annoying.

Not even close dude. The most annoying is the black dude who won’t let the white dude touch his Dodge Dart. Why would anyone want to touch a Dodge Dart? And why would someone think that this commercial would make someone want to go out and buy a Dart? Someone got paid for creating this stupid commercial? Another one is Mathew McConaughey driving around in a Lincoln. Another car I’ll never buy.

One of the best commercials? The hot blonde with the British accent pushing Viagra. That’s a lot better than the middle-aged couples who all of a sudden look at each other and decide to get it on. And WTF are they doinbg sitting in two different bathtubs. What’s up with that?

Getting Ready

I did not know this. Charlotte, NC is remodeling their stadium, which includes installing a retractable roof, for the 2016 Democratic National Convention and Obama’s farewell speech.

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Thanks to Toejam for enlightening me.

Ron On Race

Here is Ron writing on race. Lot of truth here. Of course, most blacks who read this would accuse him of racism.

Haven’t ranted in a quite a while. Ate too much lunch (leftover turkey & dressing & yams & cranberries) and had a hard nap. Woke up feelin tired and heavy . . . turned on the TV and what do I see — “No Justice, No Peace” and Louis Farrakhan urging blacks to burn the place down, as if Sharpton giving advice to Soetoro in a cabinet meeting isn’t enough. “Justice!” Hell, most people’s concept of justice is a controversial court decision that went in their favor or a lynching if it didn’t. So, time to get it off my chest (kinda long, so . . . .):

In sports, winning is almost impossible without some effort toward training and preparation for the contest. If blacks and latinos want to compete successfully in a complex society, they need to acquire and perfect the skills necessary, just as if they were competing in a baseball or basketball game.

Makes no difference how strong or agile or fast someone is, if he doesn’t know the intricacies of football, or basketball, or baseball, or tennis, or soccer, or even golf, sooner or later he’ll be overwhelmed and embarrassed by someone smaller, or weaker, or slower than he is.

More than any other group of people, American blacks, who dominate most professional sports, should know that. In America, everyone has the right to attempt to play in pro sports. As the Declaration of Independence says, we all have the inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; it says nothing about any guarantee of happiness.

The guys who make the big league teams have put in the time and effort to perfect skills, probably since they were little kids. I know of no one who has become a successful athlete by simply walking onto a playing court or field, picking up the ball in his late teens or early twenties, and becoming rich by playing ANY game.

The primary reasons I became a moderate success in my two careers have little or nothing to do with the fact that I’m Caucasian, but that I stayed in school, listened to the lessons, read the books, and practiced the drills ‘til I got the point. While more than three-fourths of white US males finish high school in four years, only half of their black counterparts do, and barely more than half their latino counterparts do.

Attitudes about race didn’t seem to hold back individuals such as Clarence Thomas, or Ben Carson, or Condoleezza Rice. You simply don’t get to the SCotUS or Director of Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins or Secretary of the United States by blowing off high school and hanging around street corners talking trash and listening to rap “music” with your ballcap on backwards and your pants falling down.

Let’s face it; we’ve tried LBJ’s Great Society, school busing, Equal Opportunity, quotas in school admissions and government hiring, Welfare, Food Stamps, EBT cards, Diversity Education programs, Black Studies, TV shows based on black families, and textbooks minimizing or excluding traditional authors such as Longfellow and Twain and Shakespeare and Milton in favor of Maya Angelou, W. E. B. DuBois, Malcolm X, and Alice Walker.

Now, I get something over 100 channels on my TV package from ATT. At any time I can run a quick channel check and find that half the time I’m looking at a black face each time a new channel locks in. I almost NEVER see an Asian face, and very few Latino faces. But blacks comprise only around 14% of the total US population while Hispanics and Asians account for more than 23%.

If any large group is getting the shaft in the US, it’s Asians, but they consistently outperform blacks and latinos by wide margins in all academic fields, especially the sciences. In return for that, they’re often denied admission to prestigious schools so that unqualified or barely capable blacks can take their places. How much further backward does the country have to bend to accommodate an ethnic group which willfully rejects education, decorates its bodies with permanent graffiti, and idolizes the likes of Li’l Wayne, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, DMX, Samuel L. Jackson, and Al Sharpton?

I don’t pretend to know all there is about the St. Trayvon Martin case, or the St. Michael Brown case, or the St. Eric Garner case, but I know instinctively that the great majority of those who riot and burn and disrupt in their names know even less than I do about the cases. Why did the grand jury say that no indictment is warranted in the Garner case? I don’t know, and neither do the protestors. Twelve people . . . not just a single individual . . . decided that insufficient reason to indict the cop existed in the material available to them on the guy’s death.

Something else I know is that St. Trayvon was up to no good, and St. Michael was up to no good, and St. Eric had a long rap sheet as a shady character who tended to operate outside the law. The VAST majority of cops don’t just wake up every morning and ask themselves what they can do next to oppress and persecute black people. On the other hand, thousands, MANY thousands, of young black people have looted, burned, attacked, and even murdered in the name of race.

White people don’t riot after a black cop kills a white criminal. Latinos don’t riot after one of their cousins is killed by a cop. And Asians definitely don’t burn down their neighborhoods when an Asian is wrongly accused or injured or killed by authorities. But gangs of blacks think something is solved by the knockout game or the random flash-mob attacks on businesses, often including females, or by setting fire to businesses owned by other black citizens.

We don’t need a “conversation” on race in this country. What we need is for young black males to stay in school, get an education, and quit breaking the laws. And we need for the Al Sharptons and Louis Farrakhans and ESPECIALLY the President of the country and the Attorney General to stop inciting riots and encouraging groups of blacks to seek revenge for something they don’t – or WON’T – understand the truth about.

It makes me wonder . . . we have lots of white people who didn’t finish school and aren’t particularly bright, but they’re not rioting. We have lots of Latinos who didn’t finish school and don’t seem particularly interested in anything beyond their own doorsteps, so they’re not rioting. We have lots of Asians who endure prejudice and can’t even GET INTO schools because blacks have taken their seats, and they’re not causing any trouble.

Maybe it’s just that a greater percentage of blacks simply aren’t equipped for living in a society which feeds them, houses them, provides them with free education and health care. Maybe it’s all just a self-loathing lack of self-respect . . . a collective guilty conscience.

AOTW 12-5-2014

Another week, more assholiness. Of course I could give it to Obola again for continuing to stir the fires of racial animosity. The guy who was supposed to bring us together continues to tear us apart. And then we have his racist AG Eric My People Holder who came to Atlanta to fire up the blacks here. But I’m gonna give it to the black players on the St. Louis Rams who came out with their hands up don’t shoot pose. Why not hands done, don’t loot? All the evidence showed it was a righteous shooting and the “gentle giant” St. Michael of Swisher Sweets did not have his hands up to surrender, but that doesn’t matter. Gotta show solidarity with the brother. If you guys weren’t able to play football, you would prolly be thugs like St, Michael. I’m glad that a lot of fans booed you idiots. Here’s your award, retards.

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Johnny Racist

From Willie in the comments.

That’s where we’re headed. Have you ever had to attend a Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Awareness class? I have. In this post I relate having to attend a Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Awareness Workshop and the annual Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Awareness meeting we would have to endure on a yearly basis at IBM. Just think of all the lost productivity due to these stupid meetings.