Joke Of The Day

From Joe.

The French government has just stated they intend to sue the black
residents of Ferguson for plagiarism.

Apparently the ‘Hands up, don’t shoot” stance was their idea.

Maybe this isn’t a joke.

Conversation On Race

The Atlanta Urinal and Constipation published an op-ed this morning by clueless liberal Nicholas Kristoff of the New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that’s fit to distort). In it he spouts a lot of liberal blather about race. Racial bias blah blah blah. Whites are racist blah blah blah. Blacks are arrested more than whites blah blah blah. Maybe because they commit far more crimes than whites, Nick.

He advocates an American Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

A new commission could jump-start an overdue national conversation and also recommend evidence-based solutions to boost educational outcomes, improve family cohesion and connect people to jobs.

WTF have we been doing the last 50 years Nick? Evidenced based solutions? You mean like affirmative action, equal employment opportunity, quotas, and Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)? As for education we’ve tried busing, Head Start, and other boondoggles that haven’t helped either. Family cohesion? What broke up the black family Nick? LBJ’s Great Fucking Society, another well meaning liberal program that has resulted in almost three out of every four black children being born of single mothers.

Most troubling, America’s racial wealth gap, pay gap and college education gap have all widened in the last few decades.

There are no easy solutions. But let’s talk.

OK. Let’s talk. Let’s talk about the anti-achievement mentality in the black community where black kids trying to do well in school are accused of “acting white”. That’s sumpin’ to talk about. Or how about the entitlement mentality that blacks feel like they are entitled to welfare, EBT, and Section 8 housing because of Slavery® or some other bullshit reason?

Unfortunately, when you talk about a “conversation on race” it means liberals talk and we have to listen. We have to listen about how bad whites are or all white people are racists or the latest fad, “white privilege”. I’ve been hearing this blather my entire life. Where is something basic like blacks need to start taking some responsibility for their own lives and actions and not constantly fall back on Slavery® and racism? I know you liberals think blacks are too dumb to help themselves without gummint programs but maybe if you stopped treating them that way and demanded some responsibility on their part they might surprise you. Maybe blacks don’t want to hear that coming from a white person. But maybe they should stop listening to the RWPPs like the righteous revs Sharpton and Jackson or Obola and Holder and listen to this guy.

Now that’s the national conversation on race we need! What am I thinking? This guy is prolly an Uncle Tom.

“Improved” Service

Last year my bank announced that they were gonna “improve” their bill pay service. I didn’t see how that was possible. They were with Check Free and the service was fantastic. The only problem I had was when I got a late fee on one of my credit cards. I called up Check Free and they told me they would take care of it.

“What about the late fee?”

“We’ll take care of it.”

And they did. One phone call. Problem fixed. No late fee. Fantastic customer service.

With the “improved” service, in the past year, I have already had two problems. Both of them had to be resolved by me. The latest one was today. I got a shut off notice from the water company. I called up my bank who contacted the bill pay people. They said they had tracked the check to the Atlanta Post Office. I had two options. They could stop payment on the check and mail a new one or we could wait a few more days. In other words, they refused to take ownership of the problem. This is the same thing that had happened the last time. It wasn’t their fault. No taking care of the late payment fee. No contacting the payee. Not providing the service they had contracted for. Fortunately, I am not charged for this service. I’m sure my bank went to this new vendor because they were cheaper than Check Free. You get what you pay for.

I think that in the future any bills where they would cut a check rather than pay electronically, I’m just gonna write a check and mail it myself.

Another problem. I have not been able to set up all the ebills I had with Check Free. A bill would be received electronically and paid electronically and I would get an email and would enter the transaction into Quicken. It was nice. I’ve only been able to get one of those to work. I haven’t bothered to call customer no service because of the previous experiences I have had with those rude incompetent booger eatin’ moh-rons.

Improved service = shitty service.

I wrote a letter to my bank, just like I did last time but I know it will get nowhere. All it did was make me feel better.

Update: I received a reply to my complaint and they said they were sorry I was unhappy with their new service but it clearly states in the terms and conditions that checks lost in the mail were not their responsibility but if I sent them a copy of the bill they would, as a one time courtesy, put the late fee in my checking account. I sent them copies of the new bill and thanked them and wrote that the old service handled a problem like this much more professionally and after a forty year association I would probably be moving my business elsewhere.

You Can’t Handle The Truth!

Caution! The following post contains a lot of truth about black people. As such it is racist!

You remember in the movie A Few Good Men when Jack Nicholson tells Tom Cruise, “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!” That’s what we see in this short clip where Rich Lowry makes a true statement and the libtards go berserk. Watch Andrea Mitchell’s face.

The clip starts out with a steaming pile of male cow excrement when Eugene Robinson sez that low income people are some of the most law abiding people. He must be talking about low income white people ’cause he sure ain’t talking about low income black communities with their high crime rates and daily homicides. Remember, black lives only matter when they are taken by white people. When blacks kill other blacks, black lives don’t matter otherwise we’d see demonstrations with the Black Lives Matter signs every day of the week. Why do you think the black migration went from North St. Louis to Ferguson? Black people were trying to get away from the crime in North St. Louis. Alas, the crime followed the migration to Ferguson. He also sez they want police. More male cow excrement. “Snitches get stitches.” If you send in a lot of cops to cut down on crime the RWPPs like Sharpton and Jackson come crawling out of the woodwork screaming about racial profiling. You know why there is racial profiling? Because blacks commit the majority of crime. Here are some stats for 49% black St. Louis.

86.7% of those arrested for aggravated assault in St. Louis in 2011 were black.

90.3% of those arrested for robbery in St. Louis in 2011 were black.

92% of those arrested for murder in St. Louis in 2011 were black.

86.2% of those arrested for forcible rape in St. Louis in 2011 were black.

84.7% of those arrested for aggravated assault in St. Louis in 2012 were black.

91.8% of those arrested for robbery in St. Louis in 2012 were black.

97.6% of those arrested for murder in St. Louis in 2012 were black.

78.6% of those arrested for forcible rape in St. Louis in 2012 were black.

Source for those stats at the linked site. He goes all the way back to 1999. It ain’t racist, if it’s true, unless you are a clueless liberal. Redundancy alert.

Liberals upon seeing stats like those scream “racism” because blacks are arrested five time more than whites are. Could that be because they create five times more of the crimes than whites do? Liberals have problems with that old cause and effect thing. I have actually heard liberals wonder why our jails are full when crimes go down. Cart. Horse. Proper order.

Every year a large black convention goes to Indianapolis in the summer. They have to increase police coverage. They have to do the same thing in Baltimore over the 4th of July. Look at Ferguson. Do you think that whites would have rioted if Wilson had been indicted? For that matter, when was the last time you saw whites riot? They didn’t riot when OJ got off, even though a lot of us were pissed off about it.

Lowry laid it out. Don’t rob a convenience store, or as Chris Rock said in his video on How to not get your ass-kicked by the police, “Obey the law.” Yeah. Let’s post it again for anyone who may not have seen it. It’s always fun to watch and has a lot of truth in it.

When the cop tells you to get out of the middle of the street, do so. How easy is that? He would still be alive today had he done that. Don’t try to take the cop’s gun away. No matter what Robinson sez, there was a struggle in the cop car over Wilson’s gun. St. Michael of Swisher Sweet’s blood was in the cop car.

Eric My People Holder said at the start of Obola’s first term that we needed a national discussion about race. The problem is that if we did have a true national discussion about race, we would be branded as racists. Most of the problems in the black community are self inflicted or have been caused by LBJ’s Great Fucking Society. The only thing the Great Fucking Society accomplished, other than wasting $20 trillion and creating a permanent black underclass that reliably votes for Dimocrats was break up the black family. Even Jim Crow couldn’t do that. It was the benevolent gummint coming to help that did it. The KKK would be proud of what the Dimocrat Party did to black people. It’s a crime. Blacks need to ask themselves what they have achieved from voting for Dimocrats for the last 50 years.

We lost the War on Poverty.

Thought Experiment

Here’s a little thought experiment. As many of you know, five dumbass players on the St. Louis Rams football team came out with their hands up supporting the mythical “Hands up, don’t shoot” bullshit that St. Michael of Swisher Sweets had his hands up when he was shot by Darren Wilson. The NFL and the Rams said that they would take no action against the players as they were exercising their First Amendment right of free speech. That’s cool.

Now just imagine what would happen if some white players had some armbands saying, “I am Darren Wilson”. There would be outrage and fines from both the Rams and from the NFL. The players would be branded as racists. They may even have been suspended.

Supporting that thug St. Michael of Swisher Sweets? OK. Supporting Darren Wilson? Racist!

By the way, there is now a Boycott the St. Louis Rams Facebook page. It already has over 20,000 likes. I just liked it about ten minutes ago.

Update: Toejam sent me this.

fantasy

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Karma Is A Bitch

So, two New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that’s fit to distort) reporters thought it would be a really kewl idea to publish Officer Darren Wilson’s address. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Various web sites have now published their addresses and one of them is scared. Now the shoe is on the other foot.

karma

Meanwhile, the cops are laughing at her. Karma is a bitch ain’t it?

Thanks to Toejam for the image.

Update: Guess what? She has a criminal record!

The New York Times reporter who published Darren Wilson’s address and has been covering Michael Brown has a shoplifting record, Gotnews.com has learned.

On April 24, 1996, seventeen-year-old Julie Bosman was arrested for shoplifting in her native Wisconsin.

The record is at the site. She might have had it in for the cops. I’m sporting a big ol’ schadenboner here. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Saw it at Daily Pundit.

Racist Alert!

Yeah, I’m doing a lot of posts on race since the Left in this country is growing more and more racist every day. They elevated a local story about a white cop killing an “unarmed teenager”, who just happened to be a 6’5″ 300 pound thug, in self defense to a national story solely to inflame tensions and get more black people to the polls. I think they may have overplayed their hand since white people are getting sick and tired of being called racists especially since they elected a black president to prove they weren’t. We’re all finding out that he’s just another RWPP who is just a “cleaner” and “more articulate” version of Jesse Hymietown Jackson and Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton.

Over the last 50 years we have spent $20 trillion trying to lift blacks out of poverty. We instituted racist policies like affirmative action, equal employment opportunity, and quotas, which have now been rebranded as Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) and we’re still branded as racists. We’ve lowered standards in employment and in college admissions for blacks unable to meet the same standards as whites or any other ethnic group. The black apologists claim that the SAT and other tests are “culturally biased”. Wouldn’t that mean Asians would have the same problems with them? They do better than whites. Fifty years later we still have a massive black underclass dependent upon the gummint for their survival. We junked our space program in favor of welfare.

I guess you heard that yesterday at the St. Louis Rams game, five black Rams players came out with their hands up when they were introduced. They believed the myth that St. Michael of Swisher Sweets had his hands up and said, “Don’t shoot!” I’m glad to hear that there was some booing from the crowd. If white players were to come out in support of George Zimmerman or Darren Wilson I’m sure the NFL would fine them. These dudes won’t even get a slap on the wrist for their bullshit antics.

So, today, Eric My People Holder, another of the administration’s RWPPs will be in town speaking at the Ebenezer Baptist Church, yannow, the church where MLK got his start. Back then he preached that people should be judged by the content of their character not the color of their skin. Today’s civil rights “leaders” have a different message: people should be judged by skin color only. Black people good. White people bad. Black thugs good. White cops bad. Look at how far we’ve come in the last fifty years.

Holder is here to stir up the pot of racial resentment, just like Obola has been doing since his first election from Henry Louis Gates to St. Trayvon of Skittles to St. Michael of Swisher Sweets. How do you like the post racial society that Obungler promised? Aren’t you glad that you elected the first black president to prove that you weren’t racist? What did you get? A racist race-baiting president with a racist wife and a racist race-baiting attorney general.

I guess this ain’t the “promised land” that MLK spoke about in his I Have a Dream speech. It seems to be turning into a nightmare and it’s got another two more years before we get to wake up.

What A Retard!

This was an almost exact quote from my nephew when my sister told him about a fight I had that broke up a long friendship. That fight was about whether a smart phone is a computer. Reid didn’t even ask me which side I took. He knew that I knew a smart phone was a computer. His exact quote went like this: “What a fucking retard! Doesn’t he know about micro-processors? You were friends with someone this fucking stupid?” I told him that I tried to explain to him about micro-processors but he wouldn’t even listen and was like a little child putting his fingers in his ears and saying, “La la, I can’t hear you!” I also told him that two weeks later he reneged on a bet about it and told me he had spent two hours on the internet and had proved that an iPhone wasn’t a computer and I needed to “Let it go.” By that time, Reid was laughing his ass off. Two hours on the internet versus over 27 years in the IT field in both hardware and software and three years of college majoring in electronic and computer engineering.

I promise that in the near future I will tell the entire story in three part harmony plus some other funny stuff. I’m waiting for a few things to happen first.