This one is from Carl.
After a visit to a “house of ill repute”, a man notices green lumps
on his willy, so he goes to the doctor.
“That’s serious” says the doctor. “You know how wrestlers get
cauliflower ears?”
“Yes” says the man seriously.
“Well” says the doctor, “You’ve got
brothel sprouts.”
Best pun in months, Denny. Now I wonder, is this disease more prevalent amongst vegans and vegetarians?
Whisky out my nose! Burns like heck, and it’s a d*mn waste of good whisky!
Boy, this pun is kinda like the experience I had.
Went to a busy Whore House on a beautiful day one May years ago. According to the madam the only employee capable of sating my desires was a middle-age Japanese woman who specialized in administering foot sex. Ok, I was horny so I went along to her cubicle. Sure enough as soon as I stripped and jumped on the sofa bed she applied both feet to my Johnson. Actually, it was novel and really quite good.
Then a week later I noticed a couple of weird, greenish growths on my organ and nut-sack. Off to the doctor I strolled.
Then after a short exam he proclaimed: Oh Toejam you have the worst case of Allium fistulosum I’ve ever seen. In layman’s terms you’ve got “Japanese Spring Bunions”. I’ll cut ’em off and put ’em in a brown paper bag so you can take ’em home and add ’em to your salad.
I replied: “Great, too bad I didn’t go for the full body golden shower she offered or I had some “Leeks” to add to the mix too!”