Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna be nice to Toejam. Jim sent me some boobage that I’m sure he’s gonna love.
She does have black hair which is a plus for me.
Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna be nice to Toejam. Jim sent me some boobage that I’m sure he’s gonna love.
She does have black hair which is a plus for me.
Yeah, he should like those. They aren’t boy nips, they’re baby-boy nips.
Like fine wine, or A great Scotch. Just set back and Enjoy
Man nipples on a woman’s breast, hmmm. No, me thinks they are a bit too small. She, however, still gets my vote.
Toejam…..it’s been wayyyy too long. This Valentine’s day I am going to blow your…mind!!!
~XxxOoo♡♡♡♡
DDP: From all the horny old men that frequent this page, happy Valentine’s Day!
Awww…Southpaw! Happy V~day back to you!
~XxxOoo
Nipples the size of dimes…boobs that look like they were designed by a structural engineer. For Toejam, if breasts were pitching, this woman is Sandy Koufax.
Dark hair, nipple that you can floss your teeth with. Yup. I’m there. Good choice.
Holy Shit Denny has finally provided us with a woman with real boobs.
I didn’t think you had the compassion to make my Valentine’s Day so memorable.
I take back all those nasty things I said on the Jon Stewart show about you, Denny.
I told John and his audience you weren’t really a brilliant high-Tech IBM’er, but was in reality Brian Williams compadre sitting right there next to him in the Chinook when it took numerous RPG’s and multiple SAM-7’s through the flight deck between you and Brian. Seeing Brian sustain a serious wound you jumped and applied life-saving first aid and brought him back from the dead. I didn’t get into the time Brian and you nailed Osama. It might have compromised some National secrets. Thanks Denny for your service. And now let me service this damsel.
1) Face: And that of an angel I say. None of that plastic, whore makeup. Just magical, natural, honest beauty. Her eyes are riveting. Her nose so alluring and that mouth. A far cry from the “Martha Raye” version. Just big enough to allow me to slip Mr Johnson in but small enough to make that taut virgin orifice creating the right feeling to raise my Testosterone levels to high levels. Her hair could use a little trim. Just enough to even off the scraggly ends. I’m not into babes with perms or other crap coifs, but Natural 1960’s part down the middle hippie manes. Rating: “A+”.
2) Boobage: AH, those minute aureoles and erect nipples crown two perfect mounds of delight. Dr Finkelstein and Michelangelo both would be jealous of Mother Nature for sculpting those wonder objects. Their work pales in comparison to this woman’s work of perfection. Firm, toned and standing out. Speaking of standing out I’d better finish up my expert analysis before my flagpole tears through my jammies. They’re the last pair of “Pooh-bear”, feet in jammies left in my collection. They are so comfy when I sit on my sofa sipping my evening cup of cocoa. Rating: “A++”.
3) Minor point loosing features: Those cankers located on and just above her perfect right breast. Not a big deal, but as a life-long Obsessive-Compulsive I feel I must mention this. No rating here but they will subtract from her overall rating. Alas, a few hours with Dr Finkelstein and those blights would be history.
Toejam overall rating: “A++”. (coulda been a triple “+” without those blotches.
In any event the weather forecast force me to cut my analysis a tad short. Winter temperatures are nearing the sub-zero range. I’ve reported this to the Global Warming guru, Al Gore and he’s suppose to get back to me after he returns from his 3 month vacation with his 16 year old boyfriend on Jeff Epstein’s Caribbean island.
In the mean time I must get to my local Wal*Mart soon and continue my hunt for the perfect abominable snow-woman.
Have no fear DDP. I’ll be out to Malibu with a rose tattoo on each of my inner thighs. Both sharing the same long, thorn-less, 4 inch round stem for you to hold between your teeth and shortly after viewing the new movie “50 Shades of Grey” so we can get our imaginative juices flowing I’ll put on the CD of our favorite bullfighting song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prerR3IaC5g
Till then, my dear stay well and stay frisky for moi!