Sorry that I missed a few weeks of boobage. Maybe this will help make up for it. AlphaDelta sent it to me.
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You’re welcome.
Sorry that I missed a few weeks of boobage. Maybe this will help make up for it. AlphaDelta sent it to me.
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You’re welcome.
Many. Thanks! Sure hope you’re feeling better Denny
Is this the reward the the mooslum butchering murderers get when they bomb innocent people?? Is this Allah, the child molester’s gift to them?? If so, I’m gonna become a mooslum tomorrow!!!
Nope the muzz savages get these beauties…http://api.ning.com/files/BvvAZRNFqnTBQC0EYo6GOfg6n3iutHVVWyjaXi1NkTCbgxYOCXtq2o*JDsOEeUSOeW4yyxwBNNoL1HXz7AqHx-L0uXIO9U9R/DemocratWOMEN12.jpg
well, there were two of them that didn’t make me gag…… 🙂
Denny, I seldom, if ever, criticise your pic-of-the-week, but now you are being just mean to Toe-Jam. By the time he gets to number 12 he will have used all his bandwith; and be a jibbering heap.
OK TJ, from the right, number!
There is a number of beautiful little tummy buttons here.
Wow! 2 for every day of the week!
All Hail Diversity!
Waiting on TJ’s review – should make for some long interesting reading 🙂
OMFG, This is going to be a challenge as Thomas the Tout has announced, but my professional credo demands I push on.
OK gang grab a cup of java and your lunch cause with 14 “mostly” beauties this is gonna be a long professional analysis. Alpha/Delta certainly believes quantity over quality. I, however being your consummate professional and devoted follower of Mr. Rush Limbaugh would rather focus on one item at a time.
Heck, after this arduous assessment I might only have the energy to make love to DDP 16 times tonight.
Time to dive in so make sure your air tanks are filled.
(Left to right sitters then standers…..looking at the photo)
1) NAME: “POUTING BLONDE DAMSEL.
1) Face: Come ma’am is your mouth filled with male body fluids or are you unhappy? Bad but that could be corrected. Hair strawberry-blonde, tousled but kinda alluring. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: Sag-City. For a young nubile lady they leave a lot to be desired. However, the correct sized aureoles raise her rating. Rating: “B”.
3) Torso: Nice hip-flare, just average. “B”.
4) Legs: Ah, my juices are flowing. Nice slender thighs and curvy calves. Smooth and caress-able. Rating: “A-“.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
2: RAVEN-HAIRED LESBO.
1) Face: Yes my theory that black hair in Caucasians is the equivalent to black skin. Evil hidden by the pigment. Her face waxy gloss and right hand stroking the thigh of lady #1 reveals her true profession “A video star carpet muncher”. Rating: “”C”.
2) Boobage: I’m giving ’em a pass since her hair hides 90%. Rating: Not Available.
3) Torso/thighs: Kinda pudgy, but yet very attractive. That is if you’re a fellow muncher. Rating: “C+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B-“.
3) BLONDE LESBO WITH TITS POINTED AT THE SKY:
1) Face: A really 99% pure blonde mane surrounds a very cute face. Kinda childlike smile reveals her Kardashian mental abilities. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Firm and nicely positioned. Her finest quality. Oh, to be able to slide my one-eyed trouser-mouse between them. Rating: “A+”.
3) Torso: Firm and flared. A very attractive landing site for my mouse. Rating: “B+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
4) ANOTHER RAVEN BEAUTY READY FOR “DOGGIE”.
1) Face: Black hair, narrow jaw and pug nose do not a winner make. Although she’s far from even a 1-bagger. Rating: “B-“.
2) Back & Butt: Yeow, nice smooth toned area to give “butterfly kisses” while sliding the sausage up the Hershey tunnel. Rating: “B+”.
3) Thighs: Above average gang. Those beauties wrapped around your head would take your breath away. Smooth, firm and fully packed. Rating: “B+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
5) NEXT TO DDP THE FINEST PIECE OF FEMALE FLESH ON THE PLANET:
1) Face: Yup surrounded by fantastic blonde hair that perfectly enhances a radiant Aryan face. Ya Jawoll, Mien Liebe. Her facial features are perfectly sculpted in a manner that only a master anatomical perfection could create. Rating: “A++”.
2) Boobage: Not too big…Not too small combined with perfect aureoles and nipples. My blood pressure doth riseth. Pant, Pant. Rating: “A+++”.
3) Legs: Perfecto! Her thighs are so smooth, slender and toned. Calves a perfect match. Those gams are definitely manna from heaven. Rating:”A++++”. (5+’s reserved for DDP)
Toejam overall rating: “A+++”. And the finest of the 14!
6) A GIFT FROM NIPPON!
1) Face: I’m a blonde-babe, “round-eye” fan, but her nice welcoming smile overcomes the black hair and slanty orbs. And that alabaster skin adds to my desire to grab her by the ears and……I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: Lovely. Those aureoles and Nip-ples are what beauty is all about. Small, compact and firm. Rating: “A++”.
3) Legs: It’s unusual for an Asian woman to have really fine legs. Something genetic I believe. However this lady’s are way above the ordinary. From the little I can see I think they rate high on the scale. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+”.
7) LITTLE MISS SKI-SLOPE BOOBAGE:
1) What she planning for those puckered lips? I’m interested if my assessment is correct. Typical full length porn flick star’s mug. Botox filled and years of carnal experience radiate from her skin. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: Excellent. Perfect size, uplift created by Mother Nature is wonderful. Ending in elongated erect nipples. Rating: “A+”.
3) Legs: Fantastic. Again; long, slender. Smooth examples of what perfect legs should be. I cannot fault a thing about these beauties. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A++”.
+++++++++++++++++++NOW THE STANDEES++++++++++++++++
8) A TALL SMALL AUREOLE MASTERPIECE:
1) Face: Her hair needs a good, long shampoo. I can see the oil dripping from the faux blonde locks from my living room. Typical facial features. Nothing spectacular here. But, in a pinch her lips would make a nice collar for my Johnson. Rating: “B”.
2) Boobage: I was leaning towards silicon. Not overdone, but never-the-less a little enhanced. Dr. Finkelstein did not do this job however. It’s too amateurish.
Rating: “B-“.
3) Arms: Average. No big deal. Rating: “C+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B”.
9) WE HAVE HERE A BROWN HAIR, B-CUP BABE:
1) Face: Weird. Has Bruce Jenner had the sex-change op? Her facial features are those of a 55 year old dude in the body of a 16 year old. I’m not sure if it’s photo-shopped or not. Rating: “C”.
2) Boobage: She takes the miniature boob award today. Maybe she was a New England Patriot cheerleader and the team under-inflated them by mistake. In any case, boobage not being my favorite part of the female anatomy, I’m not gonna cast aspersions. Rating “C”.
Due to lack of visibility, no leg analysis will be required.
Toejam overall Rating: “C-“.
10) BACK TO BLONDES, BOOBS AND LESBOS:
1) Oh My. That blonde hair does have a wonderful appeal. Long, clean and the real deal. Crowning a pretty but well experienced face. Bright eyes, pert nose and slender lips. Rating: “A+”.
2) Boobage: These have definitely been manipulated by a plastic surgeon. And judging from the fine quality of work, a Dr. Finkelstein masterpiece. Yea, a little over-done but great for resting one’s head upon before hiding the salami. Rating: “A+”.
My final analysis is she prefers the hole to the pole. But she may go both ways so don’t dispair guys.
Toejam overall Rating: “A+”.
11) MISS BLOATED BOOB CROATIAN:
1) Face: Yup that slanted forehead gives her Eastern-European heritage away. Well known for being direct descendents of the Kubla Kahn Eastern-European woman can be great in the sack if you’re into violent fore-play. Grinding your balls between her toothless gums and shoving her 6 inch fingernail up your poop-chute can bring painful pleasure if you’re a masochist. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: Bloated work of an amateur. Probably a 1st year medical student at the Budapest School of taxidermy. Rating: “C”.
Toejam overall Rating: “C+”.
12) LOOKS LIKE A SUPERWOMAN WANNABE:
1) Face: Black hair surrounds a weirdish face. Her smile is contrived and I get the feeling she’d rather be in a bar sipping dry Martinis. It could be my imagination but I’ve seen quite a few of these closet winos. Rating: “B-“.
2) Boobage: Back to reality after a few bloat boats. These are not the silicon bags we’ve just analyzed. They do lack tone but get good marks for plain old honesty in anatomy. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall Rating: “B+”.
13) IT’S TAIL-END BLONDY TIME:
1) Face: Just ok. Nice blonde hair and down-to-earth features make this lady the one you’d like to take home and meet mama. She may actually be a heterosexual, church-going virgin for all we know. Come on, let’s not get too carried away. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Artificially bloated but once again the perfect rosy aureoles and nipples take the day. Rating: “B+”.
Toejam overall Rating: “B+”.
14) TAIL-END RED HEAD…LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST:
1) Face: Finally a red-headed vixen appears. A surprised look like she just had a 12 inch ice-cycle shoved up where the sun don’t shine. Or maybe a ride on a bicycle with the saddle removed? In any case her look of “awe” is sensual and attractive. Rating: “A”.
2) Boobage: Another case of the real deal trumps silicon. I thing Mother Nature’s boobage far outshines that of the anatomical manipulators. A mouthful instead of a watermelon is just fine, thank you. Rating: “A”.
3) Ass: OK, I spy a nice shaped full buttocks. I admit I’m a crack addict. No not the narcotic. But placing my nose between the cheeks of a beautiful woman’s ass and deeply inhaling the pungent bowel aroma sends me to Nirvana. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall Rating: “A”.
Now my prolongated work is done I’m headed over to DDP’s to alleviate some of my sexual created tension. Get ready DDP, I’m gonna gonna give you 9 inches and make it hurt. 3 quick 3’s and a smack in the ass will do the job.
Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!
Geez……I thought James A. Minchener dies a few years back!
He did die Dudley1, but before he went “toes-up” he left me in charge!
So that’s what I have to look forward to after I blow myself up?
chuck; If you think that even one of them babes is a virgin, Boy have I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you!
A Veritable Smorgasbord !!
When I saw more plastic being smuggled under those girls’ chests than Barbies at a Mattel factory — 7 likely out of 14 by my count — I knew Toejam’s mission would be grim. However, he dispatched his duties professionally and dispassionately. Some days its a walk on the beach, and some days its landing at Normandy. Well done on your service to your country, Toe
I appreciate your praise Southpaw, but I have to admit and give credit to whom credit is due. It was really Brian Williams who did this analysis, just before he left for Nepal to scale Mt. Everest clad only in his jockey shorts.
Very ill-mannered of me not to say something earlier: Well done ToeJam! You girded your loins, rose to the challenge, strove mightily, and mastered it.
Danke Herr Thomas,
I appreciate your candor and honest appraisal of my masterful efforts!