I was thinking of giving it to this bitch who body slammed an elderly woman over a handicapped parking space.

A dispute over a handicapped parking space at a Walmart in Greenfield, Wisconsin last month sent a seventy-one year old to the hospital for emergency hip and leg surgery after she was attacked by a younger, larger, heavy-set woman who accused her of stealing a parking space, WITI-TV reported.

The February 3rd assault was captured on security camera footage that was released to the public. The video shows the attacker trying to maneuver her dark-colored car so that she can park in a handicapped spot, though it may not have been clear that the spot was her intended parking place.

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At this point the elderly woman gets out of the SUV and walks by the passenger side of the dark car which is still parked blocking her in the handicapped space. The driver of the dark car gets out and walks around her car to confront the elderly woman.

The video shows the heavy-set woman throwing her weight in to the elderly woman knocking her off her feet and slamming her in to the pavement.

She later reportedly told police: “It’s not my fault the elderly woman bounced off my big (chest).”

That’s like I was just standing there doing nothing when her face hit my fist.

Witnesses to the attack quickly gathered to attend to the victim. The attacker did nothing to help. The passenger got out of the car but did not help the victim either. They both got back in the car and sped off. The video ends with the attacker’s car stopped in the next parking aisle for an unknown reason.

The alleged attacker, Kezia Perkins, 32 years old, was charged with a felony for aggravated battery.

Police said Perkins was driving on a suspended license and was using a handicapped placard that was not in her name and was not valid.

She was prolly mentally handicapped.

The elderly victim had recently undergone hip replacement surgery. The force of the attack ruptured the new hip forcing it to be replaced. The victim also suffered fractures to her femur. Police said she was in surgery for five hours after the attack.

Kezia Perkins. Black woman with a lethal big chest. My Canadian buddy (sarcasm) prolly thinks I’m a racist for posting this. She really doesn’t qualify since this happened a month ago.

Instead, this week’s award goes to Mitch McConnell and John Boner for unconditionally surrendering to Obungler and the Dimocrats. The Stupid Party just won a landslide election and have more seats in the House of Representatives than they’ve had in almost 100 years and what do the two congressional leaders of the Stupid Party do? They unconditionally surrendered to Obumbler and the Dimocrats and funded Obumbler’s illegal scamnesty program. Vote Republican. They’ll fix everything. We’re doomed!

I’ve got this senile old coot fom British Columbia whose family keeps him locked up in an attic and every now and then lets him out to use a computer. He likes to send me emails like the following:

Good Morning – Whose economy? A pipeline straight to TX will create a buyer’s market. Cheap Canadian oil for the USA. By the by – have you ever sat down with your MO or druggist and discuss your meds? Your foul language , spelling and grammatical errors would suggest more than a pain in the ass. Honour the Rat – they are dying in the thousands in stem cell research which, one day,may enable you to walk.

I wonder why he is against cheap oil? That spurs the American economy and the American economy drives the world economy. He must be a rat bastard commie.

Foul language? You bet! I love that shit! I love telling people to go fuck themselves. Especially dumb fucking booger eatin’ moh-rons!

Spelling and grammar? Not so much. Maybe he doesn’t like my use of “figger”, “sumpin”, “gummint”, “prolly”. or some of the other words I intentional misspell (BTW, have you ever noticed how many people misspell the word “misspell?) to reflect the American vernacular(I hope “vernacular” is not too large of a word for him). An American could take him to task for his spelling of “honour”. I’m sure he feels superior to us barbaric Americans by using the English spelling but he does live in British Columbia and that’s how they spell it there.

Grammar? He wrote “have you ever sat down with your MO or druggist and discuss your meds?” Bzzzzzt! Bad grammar! It should be either “and discussed” – need to have the two verb tenses agree with each other – or replace “and discuss” with “to discuss”. I just love it when someone accuses me of using poor grammar and uses poor grammar in the process. I guess we could use that as an example of irony or just plain stupidity.

He once tried to school me on English history but got his Henrys wrong and didn’t realize the Tudor dynasty started with Henry VII. When I corrected him he admitted his mistake and later said “he was testing me”. It took him three months to come up with that riposte. He’s also the booger eatin’ moh-ron who asked me on two separate occasions why I didn’t teach guitar to black children at a community center in Atlanta. I guess that was his way of calling me a racist. Like I would want to go to a community center in a black neighborhood in Atlanta. I value my life and my wallet. I guess I should take it as a compliment that he thinks I play well enough to teach. I don’t think black children would want to learn to play the type of music I play.

I’m all for stem cell research. Unfortunately, stem cells will never make me walk again. I’ve been injured way too long and the nerves below the scarring have all died so even if they do figger (purposely misspelled – American vernacular) out how to regenerate spinal cells the myelin sheath is all gone for the lower motor neurons so they could not regenerate. Also, since I’ve been a crip for so long, too much muscle mass is gone due to atrophy of the muscles. I’m sure what I wrote is over his head. Once again, he writes about sumpin’ (purposely misspelled – American vernacular) he knows nothing about. I can almost see him drooling all over the keyboard.

I’ve met many Canadians in my life. Most of them are like our beloved Claudia. I can honestly say that this guy is the first Canadian I don’t like and I’m sure the feeling is mutual. He got really pissed off at me when I referred to him as” my Canadian buddy”. I guess he didn’t get the sarcasm. It’s sad when you have to explain stuff like that, but as I said, he is a senile old coot with delusions of grandeur. The next time I emailed him I made it a point to identify what was satire, what words were purposely misspelled, and what parts of the email were insults. For some reason he wasn’t amused. For the record, most of this post is an insult. I’m making fun of him. I hope he understands that.

He never has posted a comment in the comments section of the blog. Maybe he can’t figger (purposely misspelled – American vernacular) out how to do that. After all, mastering email was hard enough. He prolly (purposely misspelled and internet slang for probably) doesn’t want my smartass readers to take him to the woodshed for making stupid comments and they would. Dudley1 would really enjoy it. AlphaDelta and Jeremy would have some fun as well. This guy makes it so easy. I actually look forward to his emails. They make my day. It’s nice to know that I’m touching lives in other countries.

The project is finished! Wanna see some pictures? They’re not of the best quality since I took them last night with an old digital camera by bil gave me ten years ago. No, I don’t have a smart phone with a camera. I got a camera with my flip phone but I don’t know about the quality of the pictures or how to transfer them and I’m too lazy to try to figger it out. You can click on the pictures to enlarge them. I also shrunk them down before posting them so they won’t go too much bigger than they are.

Roll under sink for the crip so I can use it in my wheelchair. Also got a medicine cabinet and some side drawers. Nice granite counter top. You can see the new mirror with a brushed nickel frame. Was originally gonna get a beveled glass mirror but the project manager dropped the ball and it would have taken another three weeks. This was the fall back plan.

Existing garden tub with new tile around it and new brush nickel faucet with a handheld spray feature. The fixture I really wanted had a telephone feature to put the spray on it but that wouldn’t work with the holes already drilled and would require a new tub. It was expensive as hell so it was just as well. The tile around the tub is the exact same tile that is on the floor.

New granite shower with the reflection of the light fixtures on the opposite wall. Got a grab bar to aid in getting out of the shower. My sister selected the light fixtures. The boxes they came in said to install them pointing up but the picture on the web had them pointing down which I think looks better. Each fixture has three bulbs in them, which would mean nine bulbs total for the three fixtures. For some reason I only bought six bulbs. Brain fart. CRS syndrome. The project manager just installed three more bulbs gratis. They’re all LED bulbs so they’ll prolly outlive me.

The other vanity with granite counter top.

I had the room painted blue and it goes real well with the granite and the tile. I inaugurated the shower this morning. I brushed my teeth and shaved at the new sink.

I had them install new grab bars for the toilet. The old grab bars were given to me by a friend and her father installed them. They weren’t all that good and her father only did a fair installation job. They lasted almost seventeen years so it wasn’t all that bad. The new grab bars are the industrial strength ones that you see in hotels. The nice thing about these is I don’t have to put my chair right up against the molding so I shouldn’t screw it up like I used to.

Still to come, a towel warmer and a small bath rug to put right outside the shower so my chair wheels get a better purchase on the floor for my shower transfers.

By the way, these guys do real good work. I had no problem with the worker bees. It was the project manager. The owner of the business is a super dude as well. Once he got involved, things happened quickly. Yes, I prolly will hire them for my bedroom project next year. One of the techs told me to request the other project manager for that project if I do hire them. This company has a real good reputation, has a good rating with the BBB and is on Angie’s List.