Sumpin’ To Ponder

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Click on image to enlarge. Ron sent me this.

They come to this country to escape the shitholes that the countries they came from are. They take advantage of our freedoms and our generosity. Then, they tell us how much they hate this country and everything it stands for and try to turn this country into the shitholes they escaped from. Mexicans come here because there aren’t any jobs in Mexico and then they want to turn this into another Mexico. Mooslimes come here to escape the poverty in their countries, much of it caused by embracing a 7th Century death cult and then they want to make this a country that believes in that 7th Century death cult and all of the barbarism and poverty that it entails. Like I keep saying, if this country sucks so bad, why are they here?

There are people born here who feel the same way like Moochelle Obungler. Remember, she was not proud of her country, a country that gave her a world class education and all the opportunities that that education entailed, until her husband got the Dimocrat nomination for president. I’d like her to name another country that would have done that for her.

We have the dumb black chick who posed in Playboy who hates this country and in a racist diatribe talked about how much she hated “fat white people” in middle America. Can you imagine the outrage if a white person said how much he hated fat black people? He would have been crucified, but this stupid, racist, black bimbo gets a pass. Disgusting! I have but one thing to say to her and her demand for reparations. No to reparations, yes to repatriation. We’re sorry that your ancestors were brought to this country so here’s a one way ticket to the African nation of your choice. Also, to help you out, here’s $10 and a spear. I can be just as much a racist as you can. STFU and GFY!

This is similar to liberals who leave blue states and move to red states because of high taxes and then want to make the red states they move to just like the blue states they left. That’s what Californians did to Oregon. I’ve told this story before. My sister is in a newcomers club in South Carolina where they welcome people who have moved there. One of the people moved there from New Jersey. All she does is bitch about South Carolina. She bitched about a corrupt politician. Really? She’s from New Jersey and she bitched about a corrupt politician? Anyway, after listening to one of these bitchfests my sister asked her why, if she loved New Jersey so much, she didn’t move back there. She said that she would in an instant but couldn’t afford to live there. There is an example of the liberal mind being unable to connect cause and effect. Amazing!

More Shakespeare From Ron

Alas! I can’t seem to muster up any more modern interpretations of famous soliloquies as I have done in the past. Fortunately, I have Ron for that. Actually, he does parodies and here is one. First the original from Hamlet.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning?

Now we have Ron’s version updated and applied to Obungler.

Epilogue: An unmarked grave in a lonely Potter’s Field. Leroy picks up a skull and says to Roscoe:

At last! Smug Barack. They slew him, eventually. A Mullah
And narcissist pest, of most arrogant whimsy. He hath
Bored me with his voice a thousand times; and now, how
Comforting in my imagination it is! My mind sings at
It. Here hung those lips that have lied I know
Not how oft. Where be your guiles now? Your
Promises? Your myths? Your rumbles of racism,
That once set the brothahs on a tear? Not one
Now, to criticize Bush?

Speaking of criticizing Bush, Obumbler is now blaming ISIS, yannow the ISIS he once referred to as the “junior varsity”, on Bush. The statute of limitations never runs out on blaming Bush for anything. Just wait, the next Dimocrat president will blame any failures of Obummercare on Bush.