Yannow, I’ve heard of shooting down a plane but shitting down a plane.

A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn’t. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.

Read the rest. Thanks to Peggy U. for sending me this.

I’ve seen what people do to public toilets. Have you ever entered a stall and seen a toilet full of shit? Not just shit, but toilet paper? How hard is it to flush the freaking toilet? Has not the previous user ever used a flush toilet before?